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272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

272290  tib gubb: put some friggin pants on, little girl

272287  VoR: Ya better watch out.

272300  charmander: "He said penis hehe"

272282  ignatz: @Air Biscuit Apparently they usually film in SteadyCam and add the shake in post..

272298  Father Goose: Old cats are best cats. Give her lots of love OP!

272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272086 tib gubb: yikes



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Image 225576 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Punt Numbles. We'll pray for you, Punt Numbles.
Score:
385
 
 Ulillillia: Tonight--you.
 Side Boob: Yeah... they yellow banana was bred by a Jamaican dude in 1836. Bananas didn't get legs until the 1970s
 zrj235: i accidentally the whole long yellow fruit
 charlemagne: I developed this mighty phallus so everyone would want to mate with me
Image 225575   01-08-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
676
 
 Callahan: Darned sarcastic Africans
 wootman: Gangsta as fuck.
 zrj235: this skull had a tongue, and could speak once.
 meh: I got it! The phone-bomb!
 tib gubb: i'll just sit here and pretend this is comedy. please don't let me know if it's not
Image 225574   01-08-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
715
 
 sad face: Bow-tie daddy dontcha blow your top / Everything's under control / Bow-tie daddy dontcha blow your top / 'Cause you think you're gettin' too old / Don't try to do no thinkin' / Just go on with your drinkin' / Just have your fun, you old son of a gun / Then drive home in your Lincoln
 zrj235: finally. back to the fundamentals.
 Kaviri: Puppy is happy to meet you.
Image 225573   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
527
 
 redrex: I hear a meow of anguish.
 zrj235: finally. back to the fundamentals.
Image 225572   01-08-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
284
 
 cthulhu: Eat some Syrian paralysis cheese little dude.
 zrj235: my god's the biggest dick that never existed.
 Jack Daniels: Give it another 25 years, hell come around
Image 225571   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
409
 
 mrwiffler: @Side Boob Pretty sure everything needs googley eyes though.
 goldman sachs: @Side Boob bummer.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Everything doesn't need to be politicized. Just have fun.
 Mr. Shine: "That wasn't a fart!"
 zrj235: see, this kind of thing is why i don't exercise.
 communist: Put Trump/Putin face instead.
 Kaviri: Gotta go fast.
Image 225570   01-08-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
596
 
 Nymphomania: Ayyyyyyyyy...
 zrj235: finally. back to the fundamentals.
Image 225569   01-08-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
495
 
 Ment Thorp: Existential dread you little worthless shit.
 dangerkeith3000: Night Terrors, that's why.
 seahawks: hug your fucking bear!
 Spazstatic: I have been awake since 2 AM for no apparent reason.
 zrj235: yup. same as well.
 Kaviri: Unbeknownst to him, a young Tyler Durden was shaping his dreams.
 Youll Cowards: Same too
 dobbiesdoogs: same
Image 225568   01-08-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
330
 
 robocop: The year that being genuinely creative returned to America.
 Teechur: That's a heck of a slow way to write a novel. Gonna use a lot of paper. Instead of one letter per page, at least put a whole word on it.
 zrj235: /b/ was never good.
Image 225567   01-08-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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