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234015  Teechur: Oh, you use whinny-dos. I prefer Apples

234016  Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"

234017  Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"

234019  Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.

234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.



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Image 225576 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Punt Numbles. Your image was bad, Punt Numbles.
Score:
385
 
 Ulillillia: Tonight--you.
 Side Boob: Yeah... they yellow banana was bred by a Jamaican dude in 1836. Bananas didn't get legs until the 1970s
 zrj235: i accidentally the whole long yellow fruit
 charlemagne: I developed this mighty phallus so everyone would want to mate with me
Image 225575   01-08-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
676
 
 VeeKay: Darned sarcastic Africans
 Robespierre: Gangsta as fuck.
 zrj235: this skull had a tongue, and could speak once.
 Yurishiro: I got it! The phone-bomb!
 tib gubb: i'll just sit here and pretend this is comedy. please don't let me know if it's not
Image 225574   01-08-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
715
 
 Robespierre: Bow-tie daddy dontcha blow your top / Everything's under control / Bow-tie daddy dontcha blow your top / 'Cause you think you're gettin' too old / Don't try to do no thinkin' / Just go on with your drinkin' / Just have your fun, you old son of a gun / Then drive home in your Lincoln
 zrj235: finally. back to the fundamentals.
 Kaviri: Puppy is happy to meet you.
Image 225573   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
527
 
 Robespierre: I hear a meow of anguish.
 zrj235: finally. back to the fundamentals.
Image 225572   01-08-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
284
 
 VeeKay: Eat some Syrian paralysis cheese little dude.
 zrj235: my god's the biggest dick that never existed.
 Felicity: Give it another 25 years, hell come around
Image 225571   01-08-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
409
 
 mrwiffler: @Side Boob Pretty sure everything needs googley eyes though.
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob bummer.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Everything doesn't need to be politicized. Just have fun.
 Mr. Shine: "That wasn't a fart!"
 zrj235: see, this kind of thing is why i don't exercise.
 Yurishiro: Put Trump/Putin face instead.
 Kaviri: Gotta go fast.
Image 225570   01-08-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
596
 
 Robespierre: Ayyyyyyyyy...
 zrj235: finally. back to the fundamentals.
Image 225569   01-08-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
495
 
 VeeKay: Existential dread you little worthless shit.
 dangerkeith3000: Night Terrors, that's why.
 Yurishiro: hug your fucking bear!
 Spazstatic: I have been awake since 2 AM for no apparent reason.
 zrj235: yup. same as well.
 Kaviri: Unbeknownst to him, a young Tyler Durden was shaping his dreams.
 Felicity: Same too
 dobbiesdoogs: same
Image 225568   01-08-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
330
 
 VeeKay: The year that being genuinely creative returned to America.
 Teechur: That's a heck of a slow way to write a novel. Gonna use a lot of paper. Instead of one letter per page, at least put a whole word on it.
 zrj235: /b/ was never good.
Image 225567   01-08-18   Uploaded by    augustus
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