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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?



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 Mr Bleak: Darling? Dominos is here - can you get it?
 Kaviri: This is the real mile high club.
 apoxia: Nope
 Teechur: @tib gubb They're sleeping on the side of a cliff. Safety third!
 Yurishiro: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T DELIVER HERE AMAZON WHAT THE HELL?!"
 Whatever: Worst room service ever
 tib gubb: @Teechur battery life, maybe? not wanting to carry a (potentially explosive) lithium batter?
 Fancy Clown: How do they shit? If it was me it would be a near constant flow...
 Teechur: You probably have your phone with you. Why not download a Kindle version of that book and save the weight?
 wolfpk: I hope you don't sleep walk
 glenalec: What did you do for your holidays? Oh, just hang about reading.
 carpwoman: No way in hell.
 tib gubb: white people be like...
 Robespierre: Brings a whole new dimension to the term "dropping a deuce".
 WaffleIron: [DANGER ZONE PLAYS ON PHONE TO WAKE UP SLEEPING CAMPERS]
Image 225486   01-07-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
516
 
 hanky: same here @Robespierre
 Mr. Shine: I saw a Texas Instruments graphing calculator get kicked down one of these at Robert Morris College.
 a robot: 10/10 would fall hilariously to death
 Robespierre: That's one wacky helter-skelter you got there, Bub.
Image 225485   01-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
483
 
 Felicity: And thats how we got Kandor
 Mad Collager: @Fiveninety @Robespierre @Ulillillia This headline brought to you by Amazon EchoThis headl...
 Yurishiro: Life...finds a -forget it
 Fiveninety: @Ulillillia I Know, Right? I Saw Another Image With This Same Artifact Just RecentlyI Know, Right? I Saw Another...
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers Talkin' 'bout my generation, squire.
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre It's a "THING"It's a...
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia It's a "THING".
 Mr. Whiskers: We all did some crazy shit in the sixties
 Ulillillia: What's Up With The HeadlineWhat's Up With...
 well duh: @WaffleIron @Robespierre thanks, this was just the thing to make me feel better after (shudder) grocery shopping. Bookmarked.
 Robespierre: @WTF Can you look as enthusiastic as he does? Maybe that's all it takes. Or maybe it takes a degree of some sort from the California Institute For the Overenthusiastic, or something.
 WTF: @Robespierre I hope to be a professional enthusiast some day.
 Robespierre: (I also like how they refer to him as "an enthusiast")
 Robespierre: @WaffleIron Makes me wonder if he too is a "Simple Person".
 WaffleIron: Super cool: dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2267504/…
Image 225484   01-07-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
121
 
 Ulillillia: McDowell's has competition
 Robespierre: The reviews for Dovie D have been Sim-sational.
Image 225483   01-07-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
219
 
 Mr. Shine: BarcaLouder
Image 225482   01-07-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
285
 
 Felicity: @jochenau Oh, youre right. It must mean my computer
 jochenau: @Felicity That kanji is "watashi", isn't it?
 Whatever: You know, the entire Droid War could have been over if they taught Anakin Skywalker how to code instead of using a light saber
 Not A Bot: Sledgehammer video looking different than I remember.
 Felicity: Nemu no pasokon? (Name of computer, but backwards)
Image 225481   01-07-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
376
 
 Mr Bleak: @Bill Rye Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
 Mr Bleak: @Bill Rye Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
 apoxia: Why couldn't they have put in more boards?
 Bill Rye: WHAT.. is your favourite colour??
 Yurishiro: At this point drugs are better for your adrenaline addiction.
 well duh: The Nope Bridge over Hell No pass.
 tib gubb: safety harnesses are ruining the himalayas!
 WTF: At least he's clipped on.
 Ulillillia: Mountains are nice.
Image 225480   01-07-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
455
 
 Kaviri: Bunglers!
 Mad Collager: Muuuuuuuuuuuuuchchchchchchchch!
 Ulillillia: @Korrok *click*
 Korrok: Neat....
Image 225479   01-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
329
 
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 Mad Collager: It's the possessed vampire dog!
 Yurishiro: *home alone theme music"
Image 225478   01-07-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
407
 
 Teechur: @Yurishiro Or two...
 Teechur: @glenalec I can do the same thing with Google Classroom. My admin keeps pushing Twitter and I can't be bothered. 26 years in the classroom without it.
 Yurishiro: AMERICA IS A FUCKING CONTINENT
 Side Boob: Fuck Twitter. Voted BAD
 glenalec: I use twitter. I once-or-twice a month tweet a link to an article or product my students might find useful. And that is all. It is very useful for that sort of thing. 'Social' stuff, not so much!
 WTF: @Hokie333 I'm still hoping to wake up from a coma to find out Gore beat Bush Jr.
 WTF: @Ulillillia You realize every time you unsubscribe, sites typically add you to fifteen other lists. After all your unsubscribes from today we'll see at least 1500 twitter posts tomorrow!
 Hokie333: @WTF Could use a reboot, or at least a "the past season was just a dream" reveal.
 Mr. Butt: Here's a fun fact: I deleted my Twitter after about a month because it's boring and horrible.
 Ulillillia: Unsubscribe
 WTF: @tib gubb But it's only been renewed on a Episode by Episode basis.
 WTF: If I wanted to read tweets, I could just go to twitter.
 tib gubb: 2018 is happening.
Image 225477   01-07-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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