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272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

272893  Passive: The year is 3022, EA has acquired every video game license and shut down every studio.

272941  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272940  Double-Munched Tacotito: Is that Sid?

272928  Passive: I'll take it

272928  addend: (Adds "broken window", "slashed tires", and "busted headlight".)

272931  Knice: Where at least I know I wheeze.

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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12. Clim Tinties: 1440 points
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 tib gubb: there's a friend zone i'd be happy to be a part of
 PlzPlzMe: Capybarely capybarable.
 Prostata: capybaras are always rad
 dobbiesdoogs: i can'tybara the cuteness
Image 225150   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Shay
 Spazstatic: The Borg got Data's cat, Spot?
 Gallifrasian: I won't even bother with this when it comes up on Netflix.
 ping: @a robot Yeah. Never the twain shall meet. I couldn't get this out of my head after watching The Last Jedi so I thought I'd inflict it on you guys.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I liked them too but not as much as I liked the crystal foxes
 Mr. Butt: I liked the porgs. There. I said it. Fight amongst yourselves, you fucking animals.
 a robot: You got Trek in my Wars! You got Wars in my Trek!
 Scoo: We are the Porg. Resisting our cuteness is futile.
Image 225149   01-05-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
 zip file: Little do they know that Dr Mabuse is right behind them, in front of them, both sides and also inside them.
 I Hate The Beatles: This reality is virtual at best.
 grizzly: They all die.
 Iahveh: This is our time down here
 Jabberwikket: Reacting to the above picture
 2Berries: GOONIES!
 Butcherboy: No time for love dr Jones
Image 225148   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Image 225147 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by caesar. Boo, caesar.
 Ulillillia: I Really Don't Understand the TitleI Really Don't Understand the...
 humanfog: Tell me something, please - straight-up, what does "I'm a Simple Person" mean in dog whistle-speak?
Image 225146   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Youll Cowards: You came to the wrong neighborhood, doglover.
 inthrees: Something something wrong something
 Annoying Vegan : This new album is purrfection.
 White Rice: @Scoo false. This is clearly the right neighborhood, and I should find it & never leave.
 Scoo: You came to the wrong neighborhood, meowtherfucker!
 Mr. Shine: I wanna join this gang.
 Teechur: See how there's ten of us? If you don't want tabby ten, you'd better go on home. (want a beatin'....It's a stretch, I know.)
 trepanation: Puzzykat Posse on the prowl.
Image 225145   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 trelyate: don't waste post its telling me not to tell you how to live your life
 Scoo: Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
 Hyphae: @Teechur I'm sure they would have been, if there were any left
 Teechur: At least the comments weren't written on more post-its.
Image 225144   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro Because it's stuck to the chicken?
 Joetato: Maybe its just 1980s British slang. Those children are dead slow
 Kevin II: Why does the dead sloe Child cross the road?
 Teechur: Why should I be afraid? I can still run fairly quickly.
 Borm Pumpies: "I see dead slow children."
Image 225143   01-05-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Image 225142 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Beerarchy. Boo, Beerarchy.
 tib gubb: oh wow i'm sure glad somebody made this
 Hokie333: For Christmas, I gave my niece and her boyfriend a set of Drew's Keep Your (Motherfucking) Drink Off My Table coasters. They were a big hit with everybody. These things are lame by comparison.
 Hyphae: @skylark I'm sure in some small way, this counts as a form of birth control, or at least pregnancy aversion, as well
Image 225141   01-05-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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