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228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

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2. Ulillillia
3. glenalec
4. VeeKay
5. GoGo Robotto
6. Dr Awkward
7. Mad Collager
8. Felicity
9. Yurishiro
10. wolfpk



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (928 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (895 points)
Pikachu uploaded 227910 (885 points)
boozer uploaded 227916 (867 points)
nathan uploaded 227775 (867 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (867 points)


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 3. Scoo: 7464 points
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 5. Bagels: 4485 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3430 points
 7. EndlessVanity: 2121 points
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 9. saluted: 1979 points
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11. mackdaddy: 1756 points
12. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
13. zip file: 1741 points
14. barfolomew: 1732 points
15. guccigucci: 1688 points
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 tib gubb: there's a friend zone i'd be happy to be a part of
 Yurishiro: Capybarely capybarable.
 Prostata: capybaras are always rad
 dobbiesdoogs: i can'tybara the cuteness
Image 225150   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
451
 
 Spazstatic: The Borg got Data's cat, Spot?
 VeeKay: I won't even bother with this when it comes up on Netflix.
 ping: @a robot Yeah. Never the twain shall meet. I couldn't get this out of my head after watching The Last Jedi so I thought I'd inflict it on you guys.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt I liked them too but not as much as I liked the crystal foxes
 Mr. Butt: I liked the porgs. There. I said it. Fight amongst yourselves, you fucking animals.
 a robot: You got Trek in my Wars! You got Wars in my Trek!
 Scoo: We are the Porg. Resisting our cuteness is futile.
Image 225149   01-05-18   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
303
 
 VeeKay: Little do they know that Dr Mabuse is right behind them, in front of them, both sides and also inside them.
 Robespierre: This reality is virtual at best.
 grizzly: They all die.
 Iahveh: This is our time down here
 Jabberwikket: Reacting to the above picture
 2Berries: GOONIES!
 Butcherboy: No time for love dr Jones
Image 225148   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Image 225147 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by caesar. Your image was bad, caesar.
Score:
230
 
 Ulillillia: I Really Don't Understand the TitleI Really Don't Understand the...
 Robespierre: Tell me something, please - straight-up, what does "I'm a Simple Person" mean in dog whistle-speak?
Image 225146   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
656
 
 glenalec: You came to the wrong neighborhood, doglover.
 VeeKay: Something something wrong something
 Annoying Vegan : This new album is purrfection.
 Ulillillia: THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NICE.
 White Rice: @Scoo false. This is clearly the right neighborhood, and I should find it & never leave.
 Scoo: You came to the wrong neighborhood, meowtherfucker!
 Mr. Shine: I wanna join this gang.
 Teechur: See how there's ten of us? If you don't want tabby ten, you'd better go on home. (want a beatin'....It's a stretch, I know.)
 Robespierre: Puzzykat Posse on the prowl.
Image 225145   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
411
 
 trelyate: don't waste post its telling me not to tell you how to live your life
 Scoo: Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
 Hyphae: @Teechur I'm sure they would have been, if there were any left
 Teechur: At least the comments weren't written on more post-its.
Image 225144   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro Because it's stuck to the chicken?
 Felicity: Maybe its just 1980s British slang. Those children are dead slow
 Yurishiro: Why does the dead sloe Child cross the road?
 Teechur: Why should I be afraid? I can still run fairly quickly.
 Robespierre: "I see dead slow children."
Image 225143   01-05-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Image 225142 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Beerarchy. You have brought shame on us, Beerarchy.
Score:
319
 
 tib gubb: oh wow i'm sure glad somebody made this
 Hokie333: For Christmas, I gave my niece and her boyfriend a set of Drew's Keep Your (Motherfucking) Drink Off My Table coasters. They were a big hit with everybody. These things are lame by comparison.
 Hyphae: @skylark I'm sure in some small way, this counts as a form of birth control, or at least pregnancy aversion, as well
Image 225141   01-05-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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