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273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

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10. Shay



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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (790 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (758 points)
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 6. cran vodka: 2090 points
 7. Mexico: 1929 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
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11. BoiledEggs: 1698 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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 beyardo: Meanwhile, as Lake Mead continues to recede, ...
 Not A Bot: Proof that Apple did not invent the mouse.
 Not A Bot: I think someone else has commented that Netflix does this deliberately just to get posts like this about the place...
Image 224958   01-04-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
177
 
 I Hate The Beatles: @WTF lol, but yuck.
 the snark: You spilled your drink, pard.
 WTF: Who knew professional wrestlers were so juicy?
 ughjeez: Stunning.
Image 224957   01-04-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
739
 
 ShamWOW: Is someone deleting all my comments? There weren't even any curse words.
 Prefuse: Pixellated beautiful peoplecat is Rad.
 BavidDowie: *garbled meow*
 Mr. Shine: Witness Pet-tection Program?
 Sadbot: *8-bit meow*
 dobbiesdoogs: pixel cat good cat
Image 224956   01-04-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
274
 
 pawsies: @Jotun Vegas, baby - RRROOOAHHHHH! But Davy's is gone now, replaced by some sort of corporate hipster artisanal cock/tail hellhole.
 BavidDowie: I used to hangout there between classes
 2Berries: I feel compelled to visit
 Scoo: No time for love, Dr. Jones!
 The Dog Dies: It's a sign, I tell you!
 Jotun: Open 24 hours?
 Dr. Bathroom: Locktails?
Image 224955   01-04-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
446
 
 Side Boob: Deckard sent me to look for Rachel.
 Mr. Butt: @Robespierre But when pizza's on a bagel / You can have pizza any time.
 trumpet: The future can't wait - there's no place to hide.
Image 224954   01-04-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
467
 
 WTF: I still have my original NES including these four games.
 Kaviri: Jimmy surveyed his work. The lines were laid with precision and the glyphs painstakingly distributed. Tonight, the ritual would commence.
 Sadbot: Or Metroid?
 habbekratz: No PaperBoy?
Image 224953   01-04-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
515
 
 Theimposter: God wants ripped abs, god gets ripped abs. Heh ripped... spear. Heh.
 BavidDowie: I mean, every crucifix depicts him with ripped abs...
 Scoo: Swoley Bible
 Kaviri: All parties concerned looked at their feet, the guilt clearly written across their faces.
 yawgmoth: NO REST DAY BRUH!!
Image 224952   01-04-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
486
 
 2Berries: That motivation bug was OPAF
 Teechur: @140bpm Mine was fixed the day I got married.
 wolfpk: I need that memory patch.... wait, what was I talking about.
 Mad Collager: @Rent A Dog Careful with that trickle charge, you might get a shock in a sensitive place.
 realjon: So many other things to fix...
Image 224951   01-04-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
209
 
 Scoo: That's what your mom calls it
 Kaviri: What a bargain!
 Dr Awkward: Two, please.
 greg: "clean up aisle 3!"
 Starry Lemon: Price too high.
Image 224950   01-04-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
309
 
 Warren G Hardon: @Kaviri Cantilevered?
 Kaviri: Clearly an engineering student.
 Mad Collager: Careful Man! Your drawers are really close to your ankles!
 toaster: My wife has been known to assume this position for reasons unknown.
Image 224949   01-04-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
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