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273699  addend: "I see the future, and desire no part in it."

273693  lecj07: Morticia and Gomez thought role-playing might be a novel change. They were wrong.

273699  lecj07: @WTF the dog is there so that he must stare into it's eyes, and know that there is no god.

273703  addend: Driving while aggro-gating is unsafe.

273700  tib gubb: also i laughed pretty hard at this

273700  tib gubb: AKA that time I tried to turn over a 450-pound pool table

273704  lecj07: The new dishwasher can clean a plate in only 3 swipes!

273704  addend: *pants*

273702  tib gubb: oh no, bat is sick! someone call the paramedics!

273705  addend: Can't wait for Google Maps borkf view.

273705  tib gubb: here's a little zen philosophy mind experiment - is the dog driving the camera, or is the camera driving the dog?

273706  addend: And why don't we look like :) when we smile?

273706  tib gubb: because my dilz gets in the way; duh.

273677  Troll: Dinosaurs was a shitty show.

273702  SuedeOxford: @betamax same

273699  trelyate: ROBO PUPPY COMMENCING THREE HOUR YIPPING SESSION

273667  Eleftheros: you look absolutely raddishing.

273712  morrissey: Aww, she got cuter. And new glasses.

273580  Spazstatic: @Shay it's an archon from StarCraft, isn't it?

273701  dobbiesdoogs: "someone farted. oh yeah, it was me"

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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 Theimposter: God wants ripped abs, god gets ripped abs. Heh ripped... spear. Heh.
 BavidDowie: I mean, every crucifix depicts him with ripped abs...
 Scoo: Swoley Bible
 Kaviri: All parties concerned looked at their feet, the guilt clearly written across their faces.
 yawgmoth: NO REST DAY BRUH!!
Image 224952   01-04-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
486
 
 2Berries: That motivation bug was OPAF
 Teechur: @140bpm Mine was fixed the day I got married.
 wolfpk: I need that memory patch.... wait, what was I talking about.
 Mad Collager: @Rent A Dog Careful with that trickle charge, you might get a shock in a sensitive place.
 realjon: So many other things to fix...
Image 224951   01-04-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
209
 
 Scoo: That's what your mom calls it
 Kaviri: What a bargain!
 Dr Awkward: Two, please.
 greg: "clean up aisle 3!"
 Starry Lemon: Price too high.
Image 224950   01-04-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
309
 
 Warren G Hardon: @Kaviri Cantilevered?
 Kaviri: Clearly an engineering student.
 Mad Collager: Careful Man! Your drawers are really close to your ankles!
 toaster: My wife has been known to assume this position for reasons unknown.
Image 224949   01-04-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
157
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 224948   01-04-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Image 224947 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by happier. You have brought shame on us, happier.
Score:
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 Teechur: @Robespierre A search on a video site will show you all kinds of Bugs Bunny videos.This is a still from one of them. As I watch cartoons now that I used to laugh at when I was a kid, many really aren't that funny anymore.
 phailsauce: @Teechur Them Tunes is Loony.
 Teechur: @Robespierre 1958 was a different time for kids' movies. youtube.com/… There's also Sir Loin of Beef
 blue shoes: @Teechur But what does that have to do with Sir Osis here?
 Teechur: @Salvador Molly cirrhosis of the liver is scarring of the liver, often due to excessive alcohol consumption
 crazyfingers: Bottoms up, lads.
Image 224946   01-04-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Coolguy It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "wut" would be "tuw"!! It don't work!!
 Coolguy: @sparename wut?
 sparename: If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARADOX!!
 Unicorn: Hell with that - it's got a good beat and you can dance to it, so what's your beef?
Image 224945   01-04-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
292
 
 Mad Collager: @sparename Brilliant!
 sparename: Grannabis Farm
 gorilla: Jest a peench a'tween yer cheek and gum...
 realjon: Giv'em the good ol' zazoo!
Image 224944   01-04-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward Yerd about to find out.
 charlemagne: we had anthropomorphic letters on the walls at infant school, hairy hat man, curly cat and the like. x was called kissing cousins
 prius: XxX - men.
 Weather: All night long; all night long.
 Dr Awkward: What-choo talkin' about, Walis?
Image 224943   01-04-18   Uploaded by    electrode
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