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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
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228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.



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10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
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14. zip file: 1776 points
15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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 Robespierre: That's your crime scene, right there.
 apoxia: That sucks
 Whatever: Huh he didnt go far on the highway to hell
 SharkysMachine: Fucking aluminum engine blocks don't put up with much.
 Nope: If the van is a burning, please come a learning?
Image 224798   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
619
 
 XLY: the hp boost is going to be INSANE!!!
 Kaviri: @Mr. Whiskers Man, actual rock candy on top of a cake just sounds awful.
 Kaviri: @Nope that makes sense.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit Marie, it's not a dessert it's a mineral.
 Nope: @Kaviri Jello mold
 Mr. Whiskers: @Kaviri sugar, water, stirring, and waiting
 Ulillillia: Yum. I mean, ouch!
 Kaviri: If thats real, Id love to know how they made those crystalline shapes
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 224797   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
318
 
 FabricMan: Bank-owned
 apoxia: That guy's neighbours are petitioning him out of the neighbourhood.
 taxKilla: My kind of yard!
Image 224796   01-03-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
301
 
 Demon Universe: God bless America. *wipes tear from eye*
 Whatever: Technically they didnt specify which God when they put in God we trust on all our money. But Ill take Ra over Mammon any day
 Ulillillia: Egypt, fuck yeah!
Image 224795   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
588
 
 Mr. Shine: *pop*
Image 224794   01-03-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Image 224793 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by inthrees. We'll pray for you, inthrees.
Score:
319
 
 Scoo: Penguins in SPAAAAAACE
Image 224792   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
400
 
Image 224791   01-03-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
486
 
 Felicity: After all, theres no point in being anywhere if he cant be distracted by his phone
Image 224790   01-03-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
331
 
 Darmstadtium: It's a metaphor
 Teechur: @Felicity I suggested that our stoodints wear mechanic's coveralls. Perhaps orange, with their stoodint ids on the back. The discussion didn't last long but was quite loud as I recall.
 Robespierre: Velcro is the answer. To everything.
 Felicity: @Teechur Suspenders are complicated and uncomfortable and dont look good on large people, who are the people most in need of pants assistance. I suggest we all wear dresses
 XLY: America the beautiful
 SharkysMachine: @Felicity "my belt holds up my pants, and my belt loops hold up my belt... I can't tell who the real hero is"
 Teechur: @a robot @Felicity I have stoodints with that malady, too. But most of them buy pants that are too big in the waist and wear their belts to match. Maybe my Dad is right. We should all wear braces (suspenders)!
 a robot: @Teechur @Felicity I think the lesson we're all learning here is that pants are the real enemy. @Peter Pantsless was right all along!
 Felicity: @Teechur Im amazed at how badly belts and pants work after all these centuries. I wear a belt and I still have pull up my pants, and its not because I want them to fall down. I tighten the belt as tight as will go, even to the point of digging into my abdominal flesh, and *still* my pants fall off. I have some kind of weird, mutant, anomalous body
 tib gubb: *sigh*
 Teechur: I'm amazed at how the concept of a belt totally eludes so many people. Many of my stoodints wear belts and STILL have to pull up their pants.
Image 224789   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
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