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257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

257719  Kaviri: What kind of dog is this?

257728  dobbiesdoogs: welcome to the club, pups

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means



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Score:
218
 
 snekeyes: That's your crime scene, right there.
 apoxia: That sucks
 Whatever: Huh he didnt go far on the highway to hell
 SharkysMachine: Fucking aluminum engine blocks don't put up with much.
 Nope: If the van is a burning, please come a learning?
Image 224798   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
619
 
 XLY: the hp boost is going to be INSANE!!!
 Kaviri: @Mr. Whiskers Man, actual rock candy on top of a cake just sounds awful.
 Kaviri: @Nope that makes sense.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit Marie, it's not a dessert it's a mineral.
 Nope: @Kaviri Jello mold
 Mr. Whiskers: @Kaviri sugar, water, stirring, and waiting
 Ulillillia: Yum. I mean, ouch!
 Kaviri: If thats real, Id love to know how they made those crystalline shapes
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 224797   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
318
 
 FabricMan: Bank-owned
 apoxia: That guy's neighbours are petitioning him out of the neighbourhood.
 taxKilla: My kind of yard!
Image 224796   01-03-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
301
 
 Demon Universe: God bless America. *wipes tear from eye*
 Whatever: Technically they didnt specify which God when they put in God we trust on all our money. But Ill take Ra over Mammon any day
 Ulillillia: Egypt, fuck yeah!
Image 224795   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
588
 
 Mr. Shine: *pop*
Image 224794   01-03-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Image 224793 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by inthrees. You have brought shame on us, inthrees.
Score:
319
 
 Scoo: Penguins in SPAAAAAACE
Image 224792   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
400
 
Image 224791   01-03-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
486
 
 fisto: After all, theres no point in being anywhere if he cant be distracted by his phone
Image 224790   01-03-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
331
 
 Darmstadtium: It's a metaphor
 Teechur: @Felicity I suggested that our stoodints wear mechanic's coveralls. Perhaps orange, with their stoodint ids on the back. The discussion didn't last long but was quite loud as I recall.
 tina: Velcro is the answer. To everything.
 wooden boy: @Teechur Suspenders are complicated and uncomfortable and dont look good on large people, who are the people most in need of pants assistance. I suggest we all wear dresses
 XLY: America the beautiful
 SharkysMachine: @Felicity "my belt holds up my pants, and my belt loops hold up my belt... I can't tell who the real hero is"
 Teechur: @a robot @Felicity I have stoodints with that malady, too. But most of them buy pants that are too big in the waist and wear their belts to match. Maybe my Dad is right. We should all wear braces (suspenders)!
 a robot: @Teechur @Felicity I think the lesson we're all learning here is that pants are the real enemy. @Peter Pantsless was right all along!
 norgu5: @Teechur Im amazed at how badly belts and pants work after all these centuries. I wear a belt and I still have pull up my pants, and its not because I want them to fall down. I tighten the belt as tight as will go, even to the point of digging into my abdominal flesh, and *still* my pants fall off. I have some kind of weird, mutant, anomalous body
 tib gubb: *sigh*
 Teechur: I'm amazed at how the concept of a belt totally eludes so many people. Many of my stoodints wear belts and STILL have to pull up their pants.
Image 224789   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
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