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263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Image 224793 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by inthrees. We'll pray for you, inthrees.
Score:
319
 
 Scoo: Penguins in SPAAAAAACE
Image 224792   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
400
 
Image 224791   01-03-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
486
 
 fisto: After all, theres no point in being anywhere if he cant be distracted by his phone
Image 224790   01-03-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
331
 
 Darmstadtium: It's a metaphor
 Teechur: @Felicity I suggested that our stoodints wear mechanic's coveralls. Perhaps orange, with their stoodint ids on the back. The discussion didn't last long but was quite loud as I recall.
 tina: Velcro is the answer. To everything.
 wooden boy: @Teechur Suspenders are complicated and uncomfortable and dont look good on large people, who are the people most in need of pants assistance. I suggest we all wear dresses
 XLY: America the beautiful
 SharkysMachine: @Felicity "my belt holds up my pants, and my belt loops hold up my belt... I can't tell who the real hero is"
 Teechur: @a robot @Felicity I have stoodints with that malady, too. But most of them buy pants that are too big in the waist and wear their belts to match. Maybe my Dad is right. We should all wear braces (suspenders)!
 a robot: @Teechur @Felicity I think the lesson we're all learning here is that pants are the real enemy. @Peter Pantsless was right all along!
 norgu5: @Teechur Im amazed at how badly belts and pants work after all these centuries. I wear a belt and I still have pull up my pants, and its not because I want them to fall down. I tighten the belt as tight as will go, even to the point of digging into my abdominal flesh, and *still* my pants fall off. I have some kind of weird, mutant, anomalous body
 tib gubb: *sigh*
 Teechur: I'm amazed at how the concept of a belt totally eludes so many people. Many of my stoodints wear belts and STILL have to pull up their pants.
Image 224789   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
351
 
 Mr Bleak: @TaintJuice Taint that ...
 Science: @kittylitter: Suck it up, recruit
 wolfpk: Remember, if you flinch you lose!
Image 224788   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
388
 
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 Not A Bot: Luckily, it's already tomorrow in Australia right now
Image 224787   01-03-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
190
 
 BaconCake: @Felicity (My first thought was Penoy but I Google-image-searched Coombs, BC)
 why the long face: Fengy?
Image 224786   01-03-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
346
 
 Science: I wanna meet your mom
 sports: Slurp & Burp
 Scoo: Still not as good as the Pump 'N Munch
 FabricMan: Instructions unclear. Inserted nozzle in rectum
Image 224785   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
451
 
 eurotrash: roly loly @Mr. Shine!
 Mr. Shine: SPAAAAACE CHUUUURRRRRCH!!
Image 224784   01-03-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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