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257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

257719  Kaviri: What kind of dog is this?

257728  dobbiesdoogs: welcome to the club, pups

257722  Spazstatic: They vacuum, they don't mop/wash.

257663  Spazstatic: @White Rice ah, the legendary Misodo Play Cube X.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river



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Score:
72
 
 Mr. Shine: WEELS, DOOD!
 White Male: Palm trees? Check...
 Jennings: @a sedated moose Hopefully it's that kind that change colors when you get it wet, I always liked to make them half and half
 a sedated moose: Cool Hot Wheels station wagon! Do you have the track that goes in a loop?!
Image 224683   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
59
 
 sunset blues: Is that a urine stain on the door?
 betamax: Hoy-hoy!
Image 224682   01-03-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
513
 
 Science: So it's his fault I can't play with these any more, huh?
 Sadbot: Look on the upside, you'll always have a place to keep an almond or a single grape
 forkbear: Jart me, baby.
 jochenau: @Peach Gotcha!
 Peach: Oops, badded when I meant to abstain. You know what to do, spaceshippers.
 Side Boob: Why we can't have nice things
Image 224681   01-03-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
720
 
 King Polly: Hovercat returns...and this time there will be blood.
 tib gubb: twinkletoes
 ping: *starts playing William Tell overture*
 skillet: So majestic
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cat On A Hot Tiled Floor
 eykei: ... and here they come, spinning out of the turn; it's Tabby Treat, followed by...
 a sedated moose: Pepe Le Pew in Tabby cat form.
 Dresdenkeogh: *jetsons spaceship sfx*
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Tiny Tims Tiptoeing through the Tulips plays
 Jennings: That is the universal sign of "I just crapped on your rug" right there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: woo!
 Skaalar: Shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit!
Image 224680   01-03-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
287
 
 pawsies: Is that a painful position that's being offered?
 a sedated moose: Don't they mean Fant-four-stic?
 jazzjunkie: Apt.
Image 224679   01-03-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
168
 
 Hokie333: @savvoy No. He's an 80's Eddie Murphy character.
 savvoy: @Hokie333 He's an industrial chemist, right? Or works at a jalapeno factory.
 Hokie333: @RiderFan My boss:"I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick."
 RiderFan: Always bothered me that people would use a urinal and refuse to wash their hands afterward.
 ignatz: Top-left is the best position, squatting helps relax the puborectalis muscle so you can poop without all the straining..
 Dr Awkward: I hate those urinals that go down to the ground. "Yes, I would love to splash urine onto my shoes and ankles!"
Image 224678   01-03-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 I did too, before they renamed it "Snickers".
 Unicorn: This...means something
 dangerkeith3000: I enjoy a different kind of marathon.
 2Berries: 27.4 (I got lost)
 Donut: 26.2? Pfft. Amateur.
 Jennings: Total noob, that's only 2 oreos per hour. Not even a whole package! Limited only by the package size the minimum should be at least 36-48 oreos...
 Dr Awkward: I'm a competitive runner, and I find the race distance bumper stickers insufferable.
Image 224677   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
343
 
 Mr Bleak: @ping Blue. No yel--- Auuuuuuuugh!
 froggyfresh: @dirtstick - it is probably on a locked down public terminal, so that isn't an option.
 ping: What's your favourite colour?
 a sedated moose: @John Blender because Dennis is a bastard man!
Image 224676   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
229
 
 gutwheat: I remember our mean social studies teacher showing us this drawing and telling us: this is your generation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cant solve suduko gotcha down?!
 addend: Maybe tidy up the place a bit, then work on the puzzle. That'll cheer you up.
Image 224675   01-03-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
507
 
 tib gubb: elmo's an og when no adults are lookin'
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Elmo's World, bitch!
 Emoji: "You go to hospital - NOW!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Punish Me Elmo
 Donut: "You wear tiny tiny shorts! ELMO SMASH!"
 Dr Awkward: Should have tickled him in his "no spot"
 Skaalar: Elmo knows where you live!
 Derp Herpigan: Tackle Me, Elmo
Image 224674   01-03-18   Uploaded by    skylark
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