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228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

228499  WotGives: Hear how Sears left pensioners $170m short and took retention bonuses of $3.7b a week before final closure?

228479  Not A Bot: "ding"

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2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
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5. VeeKay
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9. GoGo Robotto
10. Dr Awkward



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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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 3. Scoo: 6082 points
 4. Bagels: 5042 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4149 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2358 points
 7. Side Boob: 2338 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
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10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
13. guccigucci: 1827 points
14. zip file: 1776 points
15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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Score:
72
 
 Mr. Shine: WEELS, DOOD!
 Robespierre: Palm trees? Check...
 Jennings: @a sedated moose Hopefully it's that kind that change colors when you get it wet, I always liked to make them half and half
 a sedated moose: Cool Hot Wheels station wagon! Do you have the track that goes in a loop?!
Image 224683   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
59
 
 Felicity: Is that a urine stain on the door?
 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy!
Image 224682   01-03-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
513
 
 Science: So it's his fault I can't play with these any more, huh?
 Sadbot: Look on the upside, you'll always have a place to keep an almond or a single grape
 Robespierre: Jart me, baby.
 jochenau: @Peach Gotcha!
 Peach: Oops, badded when I meant to abstain. You know what to do, spaceshippers.
 Side Boob: Why we can't have nice things
Image 224681   01-03-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
697
 
 Yurishiro: Hovercat returns...and this time there will be blood.
 tib gubb: twinkletoes
 ping: *starts playing William Tell overture*
 skillet: So majestic
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cat On A Hot Tiled Floor
 Robespierre: ... and here they come, spinning out of the turn; it's Tabby Treat, followed by...
 a sedated moose: Pepe Le Pew in Tabby cat form.
 Dresdenkeogh: *jetsons spaceship sfx*
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Tiny Tims Tiptoeing through the Tulips plays
 Jennings: That is the universal sign of "I just crapped on your rug" right there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: woo!
 Skaalar: Shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit!
Image 224680   01-03-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
287
 
 Robespierre: Is that a painful position that's being offered?
 a sedated moose: Don't they mean Fant-four-stic?
 jazzjunkie: Apt.
Image 224679   01-03-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
168
 
 Hokie333: @savvoy No. He's an 80's Eddie Murphy character.
 savvoy: @Hokie333 He's an industrial chemist, right? Or works at a jalapeno factory.
 Hokie333: @RiderFan My boss:"I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick."
 RiderFan: Always bothered me that people would use a urinal and refuse to wash their hands afterward.
 ignatz: Top-left is the best position, squatting helps relax the puborectalis muscle so you can poop without all the straining..
 Dr Awkward: I hate those urinals that go down to the ground. "Yes, I would love to splash urine onto my shoes and ankles!"
Image 224678   01-03-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 I did too, before they renamed it "Snickers".
 Felicity: This...means something
 dangerkeith3000: I enjoy a different kind of marathon.
 2Berries: 27.4 (I got lost)
 Donut: 26.2? Pfft. Amateur.
 Jennings: Total noob, that's only 2 oreos per hour. Not even a whole package! Limited only by the package size the minimum should be at least 36-48 oreos...
 Dr Awkward: I'm a competitive runner, and I find the race distance bumper stickers insufferable.
Image 224677   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
343
 
 Mr Bleak: @ping Blue. No yel--- Auuuuuuuugh!
 glenalec: @dirtstick - it is probably on a locked down public terminal, so that isn't an option.
 ping: What's your favourite colour?
 a sedated moose: @John Blender because Dennis is a bastard man!
Image 224676   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
229
 
 Felicity: I remember our mean social studies teacher showing us this drawing and telling us: this is your generation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cant solve suduko gotcha down?!
 addend: Maybe tidy up the place a bit, then work on the puzzle. That'll cheer you up.
Image 224675   01-03-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
507
 
 tib gubb: elmo's an og when no adults are lookin'
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Elmo's World, bitch!
 Robespierre: "You go to hospital - NOW!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Punish Me Elmo
 Donut: "You wear tiny tiny shorts! ELMO SMASH!"
 Dr Awkward: Should have tickled him in his "no spot"
 Skaalar: Elmo knows where you live!
 Derp Herpigan: Tackle Me, Elmo
Image 224674   01-03-18   Uploaded by    skylark
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