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272992  ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272992  ignatz: @male anon OhSorry you meant the LP..

272992  ignatz: @male anon Nah, that's just a 'don't fuck with my car' sticker

273002  Not A Bot: It was all four combined that killed him

273026  mammal883: The teacher donated one of the student's kidneys? That seems harsh!

272996  ignatz: I'm hoping his nap started upstairs..

273008  Annoying Vegan : Anyone here ever try an escape room? Is it fun?

273000  ignatz: Forgive the odd windscreen poop for this one

273004  ignatz: Your gorilla looks gorgeous!

273012  bug: Why does this dog look like a very old puppy? Is this some sort of Benjamin Button dog?

273005  ignatz: Limo for the Karkrashians..

273008  ignatz: 321...yerBackintheRoom.

273010  virtualman: "Yes... that's it... place the candlestick beneath the drapes..."

272815  Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273010  ignatz: Even nerd-kid in the background is avoiding eye contact..

273011  ignatz: Never put your hand in the jaw after you've made the back-cut..

273017  ignatz: QsuxA

273020  ignatz: Whoa, they share it!?

273021  ignatz: Yuh, saving the Tiny Rebel for elevenses..

273023  ignatz: Best. Gloryhole. Ever..

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272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

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272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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Score:
72
 
 Mr. Shine: WEELS, DOOD!
 White Male: Palm trees? Check...
 Jennings: @a sedated moose Hopefully it's that kind that change colors when you get it wet, I always liked to make them half and half
 a sedated moose: Cool Hot Wheels station wagon! Do you have the track that goes in a loop?!
Image 224683   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
59
 
 sunset blues: Is that a urine stain on the door?
 betamax: Hoy-hoy!
Image 224682   01-03-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
513
 
 Science: So it's his fault I can't play with these any more, huh?
 Sadbot: Look on the upside, you'll always have a place to keep an almond or a single grape
 forkbear: Jart me, baby.
 jochenau: @Peach Gotcha!
 Peach: Oops, badded when I meant to abstain. You know what to do, spaceshippers.
 Side Boob: Why we can't have nice things
Image 224681   01-03-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
720
 
 King Polly: Hovercat returns...and this time there will be blood.
 tib gubb: twinkletoes
 ping: *starts playing William Tell overture*
 skillet: So majestic
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cat On A Hot Tiled Floor
 eykei: ... and here they come, spinning out of the turn; it's Tabby Treat, followed by...
 a sedated moose: Pepe Le Pew in Tabby cat form.
 Dresdenkeogh: *jetsons spaceship sfx*
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Tiny Tims Tiptoeing through the Tulips plays
 Jennings: That is the universal sign of "I just crapped on your rug" right there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: woo!
 Skaalar: Shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit!
Image 224680   01-03-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
287
 
 pawsies: Is that a painful position that's being offered?
 a sedated moose: Don't they mean Fant-four-stic?
 jazzjunkie: Apt.
Image 224679   01-03-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
168
 
 Hokie333: @savvoy No. He's an 80's Eddie Murphy character.
 savvoy: @Hokie333 He's an industrial chemist, right? Or works at a jalapeno factory.
 Hokie333: @RiderFan My boss:"I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick."
 RiderFan: Always bothered me that people would use a urinal and refuse to wash their hands afterward.
 Big Bong Theory: Top-left is the best position, squatting helps relax the puborectalis muscle so you can poop without all the straining..
 Dr Awkward: I hate those urinals that go down to the ground. "Yes, I would love to splash urine onto my shoes and ankles!"
Image 224678   01-03-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 I did too, before they renamed it "Snickers".
 Unicorn: This...means something
 dangerkeith3000: I enjoy a different kind of marathon.
 2Berries: 27.4 (I got lost)
 Donut: 26.2? Pfft. Amateur.
 Jennings: Total noob, that's only 2 oreos per hour. Not even a whole package! Limited only by the package size the minimum should be at least 36-48 oreos...
 Dr Awkward: I'm a competitive runner, and I find the race distance bumper stickers insufferable.
Image 224677   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
343
 
 Mr Bleak: @ping Blue. No yel--- Auuuuuuuugh!
 froggyfresh: @dirtstick - it is probably on a locked down public terminal, so that isn't an option.
 ping: What's your favourite colour?
 a sedated moose: @John Blender because Dennis is a bastard man!
Image 224676   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
229
 
 gutwheat: I remember our mean social studies teacher showing us this drawing and telling us: this is your generation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cant solve suduko gotcha down?!
 addend: Maybe tidy up the place a bit, then work on the puzzle. That'll cheer you up.
Image 224675   01-03-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
507
 
 tib gubb: elmo's an og when no adults are lookin'
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Elmo's World, bitch!
 Emoji: "You go to hospital - NOW!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Punish Me Elmo
 Donut: "You wear tiny tiny shorts! ELMO SMASH!"
 Dr Awkward: Should have tickled him in his "no spot"
 Skaalar: Elmo knows where you live!
 Derp Herpigan: Tackle Me, Elmo
Image 224674   01-03-18   Uploaded by    skylark
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