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257444  lionstrong: @Mr. Shine exactly

257558  a sedated moose: I appreciate you all very much. This image eloquently states my emotional status, and I want you all to know that you are beautiful at all times; never forget that the world around you is simply amazing, and by extension, you are too.

257555  Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried

257414  BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

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257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly



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Score:
720
 
 King Polly: Hovercat returns...and this time there will be blood.
 tib gubb: twinkletoes
 ping: *starts playing William Tell overture*
 skillet: So majestic
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cat On A Hot Tiled Floor
 eykei: ... and here they come, spinning out of the turn; it's Tabby Treat, followed by...
 a sedated moose: Pepe Le Pew in Tabby cat form.
 Dresdenkeogh: *jetsons spaceship sfx*
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Tiny Tims Tiptoeing through the Tulips plays
 Jennings: That is the universal sign of "I just crapped on your rug" right there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: woo!
 Skaalar: Shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit!
Image 224680   01-03-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
287
 
 pawsies: Is that a painful position that's being offered?
 a sedated moose: Don't they mean Fant-four-stic?
 jazzjunkie: Apt.
Image 224679   01-03-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
168
 
 Hokie333: @savvoy No. He's an 80's Eddie Murphy character.
 savvoy: @Hokie333 He's an industrial chemist, right? Or works at a jalapeno factory.
 Hokie333: @RiderFan My boss:"I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick."
 RiderFan: Always bothered me that people would use a urinal and refuse to wash their hands afterward.
 ignatz: Top-left is the best position, squatting helps relax the puborectalis muscle so you can poop without all the straining..
 Dr Awkward: I hate those urinals that go down to the ground. "Yes, I would love to splash urine onto my shoes and ankles!"
Image 224678   01-03-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 I did too, before they renamed it "Snickers".
 Unicorn: This...means something
 dangerkeith3000: I enjoy a different kind of marathon.
 2Berries: 27.4 (I got lost)
 Donut: 26.2? Pfft. Amateur.
 Jennings: Total noob, that's only 2 oreos per hour. Not even a whole package! Limited only by the package size the minimum should be at least 36-48 oreos...
 Dr Awkward: I'm a competitive runner, and I find the race distance bumper stickers insufferable.
Image 224677   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
343
 
 Mr Bleak: @ping Blue. No yel--- Auuuuuuuugh!
 froggyfresh: @dirtstick - it is probably on a locked down public terminal, so that isn't an option.
 ping: What's your favourite colour?
 a sedated moose: @John Blender because Dennis is a bastard man!
Image 224676   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
229
 
 gutwheat: I remember our mean social studies teacher showing us this drawing and telling us: this is your generation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cant solve suduko gotcha down?!
 addend: Maybe tidy up the place a bit, then work on the puzzle. That'll cheer you up.
Image 224675   01-03-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
507
 
 tib gubb: elmo's an og when no adults are lookin'
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Elmo's World, bitch!
 Emoji: "You go to hospital - NOW!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Punish Me Elmo
 Donut: "You wear tiny tiny shorts! ELMO SMASH!"
 Dr Awkward: Should have tickled him in his "no spot"
 Skaalar: Elmo knows where you live!
 Derp Herpigan: Tackle Me, Elmo
Image 224674   01-03-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
355
 
 ping: Caution: Zombie bathers.
 Science: Outta the way, front girl!
 tib gubb: we all have a friend like that
 Teechur: Looks like the one on the left is wearing a one-piece but meant to wear a two-piece.
 Religion X: Step aside I can't see the left one dammit
Image 224673   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
507
 
 Ulillillia: They're in the weasel family so they'd kind of be like striped ferrets
 ThatGuy: @Yurishiro like an appendectomy but less invasive, its a small (think, large marble) gland near the anus
 yawgmoth: @Teechur if it's not cruelty or anything to remove the glands...I WANT A SKUNK!
 Teechur: @Jennings @Yurishiro @Bernie 2016 A friend had several as pets. Last about 7 years, go into semi-hibernation, too. After a while, they can become more diurnal. She said their mannerisms are part dog/part cat.
 Jennings: @Bernie 2016 Fact, my aunt had one de-skunked and said it was better than any cat she ever had lol
 ratwa: @Bernie 2016 aren't they super aggressive?
Image 224672   01-03-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
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 Ulillillia: Let it free your body, let it move your soul
 funny in the wall: appropriate. i would also suggest removing this person from your contact list and possibly upperdecking their toilet
Image 224671   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
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