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228242  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Just to clarify, I did not write beautiful people. I said P U S S Y

228242  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Everything you thought you knew about feminism is about to change. Grab on to your beautiful people.

228184  Korrok: Korrok approves.

228245  Warrax: Chapter 1: Why they "gotta go fast."

228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT



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 Yurishiro: Hovercat returns...and this time there will be blood.
 tib gubb: twinkletoes
 ping: *starts playing William Tell overture*
 skillet: So majestic
 sparenamelaptopdied: Cat On A Hot Tiled Floor
 Robespierre: ... and here they come, spinning out of the turn; it's Tabby Treat, followed by...
 a sedated moose: Pepe Le Pew in Tabby cat form.
 Dresdenkeogh: *jetsons spaceship sfx*
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Tiny Tims Tiptoeing through the Tulips plays
 Jennings: That is the universal sign of "I just crapped on your rug" right there
 ThoughtlessGentleman: woo!
 Skaalar: Shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit!
Image 224680   01-03-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
287
 
 Robespierre: Is that a painful position that's being offered?
 a sedated moose: Don't they mean Fant-four-stic?
 jazzjunkie: Apt.
Image 224679   01-03-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
168
 
 Hokie333: @savvoy No. He's an 80's Eddie Murphy character.
 savvoy: @Hokie333 He's an industrial chemist, right? Or works at a jalapeno factory.
 Hokie333: @RiderFan My boss:"I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick."
 RiderFan: Always bothered me that people would use a urinal and refuse to wash their hands afterward.
 ignatz: Top-left is the best position, squatting helps relax the puborectalis muscle so you can poop without all the straining..
 Dr Awkward: I hate those urinals that go down to the ground. "Yes, I would love to splash urine onto my shoes and ankles!"
Image 224678   01-03-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 I did too, before they renamed it "Snickers".
 Felicity: This...means something
 dangerkeith3000: I enjoy a different kind of marathon.
 2Berries: 27.4 (I got lost)
 Donut: 26.2? Pfft. Amateur.
 Jennings: Total noob, that's only 2 oreos per hour. Not even a whole package! Limited only by the package size the minimum should be at least 36-48 oreos...
 Dr Awkward: I'm a competitive runner, and I find the race distance bumper stickers insufferable.
Image 224677   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
343
 
 Mr Bleak: @ping Blue. No yel--- Auuuuuuuugh!
 glenalec: @dirtstick - it is probably on a locked down public terminal, so that isn't an option.
 ping: What's your favourite colour?
 a sedated moose: @John Blender because Dennis is a bastard man!
Image 224676   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
229
 
 Felicity: I remember our mean social studies teacher showing us this drawing and telling us: this is your generation
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cant solve suduko gotcha down?!
 addend: Maybe tidy up the place a bit, then work on the puzzle. That'll cheer you up.
Image 224675   01-03-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
507
 
 tib gubb: elmo's an og when no adults are lookin'
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Elmo's World, bitch!
 Robespierre: "You go to hospital - NOW!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Punish Me Elmo
 Donut: "You wear tiny tiny shorts! ELMO SMASH!"
 Dr Awkward: Should have tickled him in his "no spot"
 Skaalar: Elmo knows where you live!
 Derp Herpigan: Tackle Me, Elmo
Image 224674   01-03-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
355
 
 ping: Caution: Zombie bathers.
 Science: Outta the way, front girl!
 tib gubb: we all have a friend like that
 Teechur: Looks like the one on the left is wearing a one-piece but meant to wear a two-piece.
 Yurishiro: Step aside I can't see the left one dammit
Image 224673   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
507
 
 Ulillillia: They're in the weasel family so they'd kind of be like striped ferrets
 ThatGuy: @Yurishiro like an appendectomy but less invasive, its a small (think, large marble) gland near the anus
 Yurishiro: @Teechur if it's not cruelty or anything to remove the glands...I WANT A SKUNK!
 Teechur: @Jennings @Yurishiro @Bernie 2016 A friend had several as pets. Last about 7 years, go into semi-hibernation, too. After a while, they can become more diurnal. She said their mannerisms are part dog/part cat.
 Jennings: @Bernie 2016 Fact, my aunt had one de-skunked and said it was better than any cat she ever had lol
 Yurishiro: @Bernie 2016 aren't they super aggressive?
Image 224672   01-03-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
298
 
 Ulillillia: Let it free your body, let it move your soul
 funny in the wall: appropriate. i would also suggest removing this person from your contact list and possibly upperdecking their toilet
Image 224671   01-03-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
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