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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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15. trumpet: 1621 points
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 mwoody: @Felicity Train, probably. Particularly in Europe.
 pirate: Where is this? It looks like public transportation, but civilised. Is it the first class section of something?
 apoxia: I think she's into you.
 kittylitter: Wanna join?
 Side Boob: There might be a word she needs help with
 Sandor: Must be a slow reader
Image 224514   01-02-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
182
 
 drtofu: BINGO!
 Hyphae: @Teechur I sort of meant it as a bad pun, or at least a poetic (meta?) stretching of the meaning: I'm getting sick just trying to change my altitude. ..er something like that. .. but as my paw says- if you gotta explain a joke, it ain't one
 Teechur: @apoxia is altitude sickness. There are at least 47 floors in this building. I can't really tell because of this totally confusing panel.
 apoxia: @Hyphae Please enlighten me :) I hadn't noticed a correlation between by username and this upload.
 Hyphae: Very nice upload/username combo! That one took me a sec
 Turd Ferguson: Ill take the stairs
 ignatz: They have a 13th..
 ughjeez: The 28th floor is cursed. Got it. Oh, and floors 6 through 9 have fallen into the pool? Nice.
 Ulillillia: Medium floor, Large floor
Image 224513   01-02-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
146
 
 Smorlacks: Badass: Why bother?
 ignatz: Myth: Not even once
Image 224512   01-02-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
14
 
Image 224511   01-02-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
331
 
 MikeWhiskey: @east bay @charlemagne True; it's called "Locust Valley Lockjaw" in the upper reaches of American pseudo-society.
 sparename: Years ago I had just parked my old shed of a Mini and saw the guy from the Porsche (or something) in next space dashing off somewhere.. I then noticed that he had stuck 2hrs-worth of parking in *my* meter by accident. I was broke and sort of felt bad about it but just couldn't manage to shout after him....
 charlemagne: @east bay good breeding
 Amy Housewine: It's like when Krusty had a series of photos to show his acting range.
Image 224510   01-02-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
191
 
 blendedtwice: Grey Lives Matter
 White Male: Is this a kit? Does it come with paste?
 ughjeez: @Amy Housewine I don't know... These guys seem alr- *Commissar headshot*
 Amy Housewine: Purge the xeno.
Image 224509   01-02-18   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
118
 
 charlemagne: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Image 224508   01-02-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
198
 
 a sedated moose: Well, when it's not raining you don't need to fix it, and when it is, you can't.
 WTF: @NonRhetorical "How long do your roofs last?" "One day."
 digabigpig: Roof Roof!
Image 224507   01-02-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
122
 
 Teechur: Let's hear it for Ohio cars that haven't totally rusted out yet! Woo hoo!
 time is wastin: @Felicity I bought one for cheap at Wolski's in 1999, and they were past their prime even then. I DO like that his head looks like it's being crushed in an invisible vise, though.
 Ulillillia: Driving to Flavor Town
 psyops: Isnt it time to stop wearing bowling shirts?
Image 224506   01-02-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
583
 
 ColdHotCool: @WTF So...the cats probably not still alive then
 WTF: That printer is at least 20 years old.
Image 224505   01-02-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
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