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272261  Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272280  Not A Bot: a.k.a. youre alive and have an address.

272275  Side Boob: Zero m/s as he's up against the wall.

272284  Side Boob: I'd be mad I had STDs too.

272289  Side Boob: This isn't Grey Poupon!

272291  Side Boob: Recycling Pupper is disappointed!

272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

272290  tib gubb: put some friggin pants on, little girl

272287  VoR: Ya better watch out.

272300  charmander: "He said penis hehe"

272282  ignatz: @Air Biscuit Apparently they usually film in SteadyCam and add the shake in post..

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3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
5. Air Biscuit
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8. addend
9. a robot
10. Mad Collager



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.



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Back Door Dan uploaded 271791 (824 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (802 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (796 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 271845 (782 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (778 points)
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 6. celtic: 2389 points
 7. youshall: 2214 points
 8. grizzly: 1992 points
 9. JollyWell: 1942 points
10. Albo Grungus: 1886 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
13. brutal: 1574 points
14. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
15. dad: 1445 points
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Score:
296
 
 not i spy: Where's this where you don't need number plates?
 Not A Bot: When I was homeless the first time, I would sometimes got to BB&B to try out their demo massage chair. As long as you're clean and inauspiciously dressed, it's a good place to catch an hour's rest.
 someguynameded: Better still: repaint the original white line over top of the car
 Air Biscuit: Thanks, i was worried about not being between the lines but this makes it ok.
Image 224193   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
197
 
 Mr Bleak: What's the problem officer? My load is secured, isn't it?
 SpaceCow: A fellow cow on the way to astronaut training.
 Teechur: You have to mooove them somehow.
 Ulillillia: @hot hot dog It's a parade in India and she's the grand marshal.
 BavidDowie: Dad raised on a farm's theory: cow was loose on the highway endangering itself and travelers, it's on its way to be held for its owner. Seems reasonable?
 flatluigi: Damn shame if it's not fibreglas.
 bug: That's... not how you do that.
 BavidDowie: No one would regularly transport cattle this way, so it may be that their trailer had a flat but this one needed to get somewhere in a hurry. That is more likely for medical care than for butchering.
Image 224192   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
233
 
 Chest Rockwell: Fucking idiots.
 Not A Bot: Tubthumping
 Taters: Is the the gang Little Ice is ready to die for?
 WTF: My Heart Belongs to Daddy?
Image 224191   12-31-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
484
 
Image 224190   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
201
 
 bug: @Air Biscuit Also missing nun-chucks
 Not A Bot: Why is Zach Galifianakis baptizing Jesus?
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Whiskers needs a countach.
 charmander: No grenades? Just tell your Child you hate him.
 Mr. Whiskers: Theres a lot of 80s-kid dreams coming true at once in this pic
Image 224189   12-31-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
536
 
 bigjim: "He carried me home. Can I keep him?"
 Air Biscuit: "I found this and it wasent food so i figured ide come here and try to exchange it for food"
 fatman: @KickassHellyeah I don't remember a cat in the team.
Image 224188   12-31-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
188
 
 RzK: More than a mouthful is wasted.
 Mr. Shine: I'm listening . . . . .
Image 224187   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
281
 
 Cami: @Hyphae I look like I burgled an automated donut production line.
 doindabs: Caucasian dilemma #6.
 Air Biscuit: @Hyphae im more of a donut destruction line myself.
 Hyphae: I, too, look like an automated donut production line
Image 224186   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
162
 
 Air Biscuit: @burritos i was just in new orleans. They have smart police cars all over the city.
 Dr Awkward: Oh shit, here come the piglets!
 Vanna: Bro police!
Image 224185   12-31-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
270
 
 DerMantis: Hoaraitaasu?
 Hyphae: I hope this is an adult toy shop
 Air Biscuit: 20% off on all sale signs!!
 WaffleIron: Well the world was supposed to end anyways.
Image 224184   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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