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273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
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 Mord Tingies: @Sadbot Same
 Mr. Whiskers: Crochet.SE
 WTF: Heartse
 Sadbot: @Hyphae No ring, though
 Hyphae: I goat.SE what you did there
Image 223572   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
507
 
 karmakat: hm...hi. please don't walk in the room right now. I...really don't think you want to see what happenning.
 cenecia: u still mad?
Image 223571   12-28-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
109
 
 Air Biscuit: Making the line ride an actual ride!
Image 223570   12-28-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
279
 
 wolfpk: Meep meep
Image 223569   12-28-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
210
 
 robford: @Aufziehvogel Perhaps not - but it would have been more accurate.
 Aufziehvogel: @Robespierre : would it have been a funnier comment if I used the correct title? Btw it's "looking through"... :)
 MikeWhiskey: @Aufziehvogel Gary GILMORE'S Eyes - you were close.
 Aufziehvogel: "Seeing through Gary Gilbert's Eyes", you know the famous hit record of The Adverts??
 falling: Seen some shit, this one has.
 Hyphae: I'm just going to reference all my comments from: #223550
Image 223568   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
762
 
 gary: Oink oink
 Sadbot: This is far prettier than the guns-for-hire Swiss Guard deserve
Image 223567   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
249
 
 norgu5: Properly fund public transit so people aren't crawling over each other you shits
 cakefizzle: If youre a larger person it can be hard to close your legs, as it requires constant exertion of force and may lead to squishing of organs. I wish I could hold my legs closer together; it would be more feminine. They should make some sort of device we can carry around that fits over our knees.
 Teechur: Either sit in the space or sit next to him and drape your leg over his. Or sit across from him with an arsenal of rubber bands and enjoy some target practice.
 Hyphae: Dude... stop expanding the universe. Other space issues include asteroids, junk orbiting our planet, sunspots...
 skillet: MIND THE GAP
Image 223566   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
89
 
 Mr Bleak: And twelve seconds after the kids get in, it'll be all over the place again. :sigh:
 sparename: The Orinoco is about to burst its banks
Image 223565   12-28-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
253
 
 LieutenantTofu: you wouldn't download a car
Image 223564   12-28-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
602
 
 scribbs: The pup machine is stuck again. WILL SOMEONE REMOVE THE ALREADY PRINTED PUPPERS?!
 Teechur: Some of those puppies are intense. Others, not so much.
 Sadbot: ...pup tent *hangs head in shame*
Image 223563   12-28-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
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