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228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

228499  WotGives: Hear how Sears left pensioners $170m short and took retention bonuses of $3.7b a week before final closure?

228479  Not A Bot: "ding"

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. glenalec
7. Aufziehvogel
8. wolfpk
9. GoGo Robotto
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Scoo uploaded 228074 (1012 points)
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Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (982 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Scoo uploaded 228018 (961 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (939 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
Bagels uploaded 227984 (886 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
seahawks uploaded 227997 (872 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 15765 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6082 points
 4. Bagels: 5042 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4149 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2358 points
 7. Side Boob: 2338 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
13. guccigucci: 1827 points
14. zip file: 1776 points
15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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Score:
393
 
 Felicity: Andie MacDowell
 Cami: Sometimes I wish I had a longer bar...what are we commenting about again?
 a robot: Her outfit is really confusing to me but I sort of like that she hasn't combed her hair
 Side Boob: @WTF It was mentioned by @Mr. Butt that ladies with chainsaws were a thing. I'm just lazy and on vacation from work :P
 a sedated moose: It's pronounced "steel" for some reason.
 Sadbot: @WTF And none of them have a complete set of PPE
 WTF: Clearly someone has been on "Women with power tools" kick lately.
 Robespierre: "Ladies, puh-LEEZE don't squeeze the chainsaw!"
 sparename: "Are you too tall to be a Flight Attendant?"
Image 223351   12-27-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
250
 
 Cami: *White Rabbit plays in the distance*
 Yurishiro: Nature's dildos.
 Greifer: this kills you
Image 223350   12-27-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
437
 
 a robot: Always a rad for greyhounds. Also rad for reminding me of the Grinch's dog
 Yurishiro: I want it.
 Robespierre: Pupper selling deer, eh? A wheeler dealer, this one must be.
 Not A Bot: caution: greased lightning
Image 223349   12-27-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
199
 
 Yurishiro: Batkenstein!
 Aufziehvogel: Nananananananana HERMAN!
 Scoo: Your Batman looks sick
Image 223348   12-27-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
390
 
 Cami: Astronaut wives' olympics.
 Robespierre: @ignatz "Run faster, jump higher; Red Ball Jets!"
 raditzu: the middle one doesn't seem too aerodynamic
 Butcherboy: Turn your head and coif
 FabricMan: @ignatz In the 60s? Heels.
 ignatz: Intrigued to know what footwear they are using..
Image 223347   12-27-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
230
 
 Mr. Shine: METAPHORS!
Image 223346   12-27-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
152
 
 trelyate: so does Jeff Goldblum
 Felicity: @WTF Saucy Jack
 Felicity: That is one humongous chocolate bar
 Mr. Whiskers: He wants to watch me poop? Tell him to get in line.
 WTF: Now who's the naughty one?
 savvoy: Jolly ole St. Nick has seen some shit.
Image 223345   12-27-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
165
 
 Robespierre: Round and round and round it goes; where it stops ... always seems to be on this image.
 Aufziehvogel: Scroll scroll scroll scr-AHRGH
 Mr. Shine: Zooey Dave Chappelle
Image 223344   12-27-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
301
 
 Robespierre: @Robespierre OK, I now know that it's "suspended in the sky." O Comment Editor, wherefore art thou? Why hast thou forsaken me?
 Robespierre: @Dan Tagonistic "They hung there, dependent on the sky / Like some heavy metal fruit" - Blue Oyster Cult, "ME-262"
 Dan Tagonistic: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
 Teechur: @Peddy Tenderglass Not mine, however.
 Felicity: #3 and #6 are actually great
 Kaviri: Come on, six through eleven are genuinely funny.
 itskando: I like the Jeopardy one
 Bagels: I love all of these
 Robespierre: Or something.
Image 223343   12-27-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Image 223342 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by saluted. You have brought shame on us, saluted.
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