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257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

257719  Kaviri: What kind of dog is this?

257728  dobbiesdoogs: welcome to the club, pups

257722  Spazstatic: They vacuum, they don't mop/wash.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Spazstatic
6. Not A Bot
7. dangerkeith3000
8. a robot
9. Whatever
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river



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Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (775 points)


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 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1772 points
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14. pirate: 1540 points
15. Prombom: 1515 points
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Score:
393
 
 logono: Andie MacDowell
 Cami: Sometimes I wish I had a longer bar...what are we commenting about again?
 a robot: Her outfit is really confusing to me but I sort of like that she hasn't combed her hair
 Side Boob: @WTF It was mentioned by @Mr. Butt that ladies with chainsaws were a thing. I'm just lazy and on vacation from work :P
 a sedated moose: It's pronounced "steel" for some reason.
 Sadbot: @WTF And none of them have a complete set of PPE
 WTF: Clearly someone has been on "Women with power tools" kick lately.
 CheezGrater: "Ladies, puh-LEEZE don't squeeze the chainsaw!"
 sparename: "Are you too tall to be a Flight Attendant?"
Image 223351   12-27-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
250
 
 Cami: *White Rabbit plays in the distance*
 Prumbo: Nature's dildos.
 Greifer: this kills you
Image 223350   12-27-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
437
 
 a robot: Always a rad for greyhounds. Also rad for reminding me of the Grinch's dog
 Pegged Lamb: I want it.
 sumo: Pupper selling deer, eh? A wheeler dealer, this one must be.
 Not A Bot: caution: greased lightning
Image 223349   12-27-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
199
 
 jimbiscuit: Batkenstein!
 Aufziehvogel: Nananananananana HERMAN!
 Scoo: Your Batman looks sick
Image 223348   12-27-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
390
 
 Cami: Astronaut wives' olympics.
 joxxuh: @ignatz "Run faster, jump higher; Red Ball Jets!"
 raditzu: the middle one doesn't seem too aerodynamic
 Butcherboy: Turn your head and coif
 FabricMan: @ignatz In the 60s? Heels.
 ignatz: Intrigued to know what footwear they are using..
Image 223347   12-27-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
230
 
 Mr. Shine: METAPHORS!
Image 223346   12-27-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
152
 
 trelyate: so does Jeff Goldblum
 elronhubard: @WTF Saucy Jack
 Wolfy21: That is one humongous chocolate bar
 Mr. Whiskers: He wants to watch me poop? Tell him to get in line.
 WTF: Now who's the naughty one?
 savvoy: Jolly ole St. Nick has seen some shit.
Image 223345   12-27-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
165
 
 Jolly Well: Round and round and round it goes; where it stops ... always seems to be on this image.
 Aufziehvogel: Scroll scroll scroll scr-AHRGH
 Mr. Shine: Zooey Dave Chappelle
Image 223344   12-27-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
301
 
 elronhubard: @Robespierre OK, I now know that it's "suspended in the sky." O Comment Editor, wherefore art thou? Why hast thou forsaken me?
 Unicorn: @Dan Tagonistic "They hung there, dependent on the sky / Like some heavy metal fruit" - Blue Oyster Cult, "ME-262"
 Dan Tagonistic: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
 Teechur: @Peddy Tenderglass Not mine, however.
 sunset blues: #3 and #6 are actually great
 Kaviri: Come on, six through eleven are genuinely funny.
 itskando: I like the Jeopardy one
 Bagels: I love all of these
 shipotle: Or something.
Image 223343   12-27-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Image 223342 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by saluted. We'll pray for you, saluted.
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