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273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

273402  Peter Pantsless: Oh, that internet, always doing...like, stuff, I guess

273391  Minnesotan: how I plan to die

273376  Annoying Vegan : How many rolls is this though?

273395  TurkeyVultureTed: Don't hate, Aggrogate!

273390  BavidDowie: How long til dinner's ready

273366  Not A Bot: Ariel's grandparents.

273299  RogueLeader: lolol @Prostata

273390  FormerLurker: Save your valuables. And I guess a noice floral stock pot too.

273392  FormerLurker: I bet this pupper makes really weird noises. Really hilarious adorable bizarre noises, out of every end that can make a noise.

273224  FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273383  Nope: Chance is way better

273384  runny999: Beluga is ripped

273343  Greifer: your bread looks wierd

273369  prius: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.

273378  Yam: Beautiful lady, beautiful dog.

273378  Side Boob: They seem nice.

273374  Not A Bot: I found out he turned down a $5,000,000 advertising deal with a beer company because his demographic is mostly kids.

273377  tib gubb: i laughed, i cried, i laughed again...

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.



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Score:
637
 
 Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.
 Cami: I just had this thought that maybe cats are just worried about people getting roofied so they knock over any unattended drinks in order to remove a threat and train us to watch our glasses.
 Scoo: Nature abhors a vacuum
Image 223177   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
Score:
409
 
 thatchetguy: Don't forget to spell-check!
 Rev80: He's got a ring of Spreadsheet +4
 El hefe: That's a CRT, n00b
 gorilla: Mailer-daemon
 Scoo: Eye of newt, slime of snail; three leaves of death, You've Got Mail!
 itskando: Task wizard
Image 223176   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
334
 
 SharkysMachine: This lady's comics "The Last Halloween" and "Junior Scientist Power Hour" are fantastic, I highly recommend them
 Brain Thoughts: How lovely.
 El hefe: This is fine
 Aufziehvogel: Mein Luftkissenboot ist voller Aale.
 trees: Burger King, amirite?
 itskando: Caricature of George Costanza with shrimp
 DrinkMixMan: Teem spirit!
Image 223175   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
497
 
 Teechur: We not cheez, we a present! Furry Catmas!
 charmander: Applets and Catlets.
Image 223174   12-26-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
214
 
 entropy: Blue Pants better hope Green Pants took his Immodium
 Magic Bullets: Hungary-er than most bands of uncertain ouvre.
Image 223173   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
338
 
 Cami: I propose a quest to the Dollar Giant for CA glue.
 Teechur: Your mood ring was Doomed from the beginning.
 Air Biscuit: 3 pieces of a ring to rule them all
 Aaron Spacemuseum: 18 carrot gold, I'd guess.
Image 223172   12-26-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
93
 
 redrex: Relax! with a pre-tail cockmeal!
Image 223171   12-26-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
347
 
 Porm Munties: You have my attention...
 Borm Pumpies: The Experimental Underwear Association convention sounds like a good cover story for a lot of 1950s guys to stand around in their underpants together. Excellent. :-)
 SharkysMachine: He looks like fun.
 fanny: Now with more Action Zone (tm)!
 jonz: Cantilevered ... for his support.
 Dresdenkeogh: Boxers, briefs, or experimental designs?
Image 223170   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
358
 
 drhenry: Indeed!
 carpwoman: She failed to keep her mimsy clean, too.
 Teechur: And that's where Lysol comes in.
Image 223169   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
353
 
Image 223168   12-26-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
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