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262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

262817  SlapDaddy72: what are these little circle window things?

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

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11. professorpig: 1584 points
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 Jabberwikket: "We cannot condone bouncing of the seventh variety."
 Jonananathan: @Spazstatic Blusers
 Spazstatic: Blue users
 a sedated moose: @SimonSaysGarfunkel…
 Amy Housewine: Rover's rustic cousins have come to visit.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Balls
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Balls
Image 223121   12-26-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
 Not A Bot: David Copperfield's house?
Image 223120   12-26-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 kornisjon: This is tearing me apart.
 a robot: But it was a lamb that Lisa loved. This is a goat.
Image 223119   12-26-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
 Air Biscuit: They just wasted that bank. Someone could have still used it.
Image 223118   12-26-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
 topcity: Paris-Dakar has become over-commercialized.
 Mr. Shine: Sandy wieners are the wurst!
 BFHoodrich: Tremors. Dog edition.
 Air Biscuit: Watch out for that weiner-antlion!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Should of had it bronzed
 Cami: We have wiener sign the likes of which even God has never seen!
 Teechur: Missed the left at Albuquerque?
Image 223117   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 Skaalar: He ded.
 BaconCake: That's certainly one way to clear your sinuses.
 a sedated moose: @Amy Housewine are you sure?
 Colbo Mundus: Good.
 Amy Housewine: That's not how you clear a blocked-up nose.
 raditzu: Why do i have to live in a place where a plunger hurts my face?
Image 223116   12-26-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
 Teechur: Focus must be off. It looks a little fuzzy.
 a robot: So tiny and wee!
Image 223115   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 karmakat: awww
 Teechur: @RimLickinGood Lots fall out of trees. Some people pick them up before the mother has a chance to take them back to the nest. It's always best to let Mother Nature take care of herself.
Image 223114   12-26-17   Uploaded by    twisty
 wolfpk: I WANT THIS SIGN!!!!!!
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit Ooooh, I'm sorry. But we just upgraded to ISO 9098 which states that re-calibration isn't good enough. You need to throw a certified brand-new torque wrench each time. By the way, my brother-in-law is the President of the Torque Wrench Makers Union.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur but you would have to have the torque wrench calibrated every time you throw it.
 Teechur: You really should use a box-end wrench for that. A 6-point socket on a torque wrench is actually preferred. ISO 9003 and all. I'm sure you read about it in the manual.
Image 223113   12-26-17   Uploaded by    realjon
 Peddy Tenderglass: That *is* what it sounds like
 Cami: @a robot It's a better to point out something than a red circle done in MS Paint.
 a robot: Move your goddamned cursor before taking a screenshot!
 Nope: Hes not wrong
Image 223112   12-26-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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