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249395  Dr Awkward: Dr. Baby, PhD

249396  Dr Awkward: Y he so smol?

249393  illBilliam: Eyewitnesses claim that a canine, possibly a coyote, was in the driver's seat.

249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

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249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.



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 WaffleIron: Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a Chevrolet Impala had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien parking lot.
 Spazstatic: Alternative definition of double parking
 tib gubb: like a glove
 Hosebag: @drhenry I have a neighbor who goes through Mustangs every 6 - 7 months. He's posts the photos of the crashes on Facebook. Believe me it's possible if you are very dedicated to being an asshole.
 Teechur: @Robespierre Depends on the factor of mu. If we increase that factor, the fricative forces could be increased, based on the normal force which may or may not apply in this situation.
 charmander: @drhenry Don't even go there - physics can be a slippery slope with a long way to the bottom.
Image 222279   12-21-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Image 222278 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by celtic. Your image was bad, celtic.
Score:
31
 
 Turd Ferguson: Coffee actually
 Ulillillia: Say you, say me. You're means you are, that's way it should be.
 melted plastic: "Well, you won't find it here / 'cause this mug is full of beer..."
 sparenamelaptopdied: Needs Lionel Rich-Tea biscuits
Image 222277   12-21-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
302
 
 VoR: Her pancreas works pretty well
 Theimposter: Her discerning selection of support bras -is- pretty impressive.
 Scoo: Pobody's Nerfect in Australia
 Youll Cowards: @celtic Nope - upper right incisor.
Image 222276   12-21-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
363
 
 Annoying Vegan : It really works!
 minimum max: "Sydney here is from the Lower Hutt, not the Upper Hutt, which means that her dental hygiene habits are probably more dubious than most. So tell us, Sydney, what's YOUR opinion of Crom dentifrice and caulk?"
 Kaviri: Now with real methamphetamine!
Image 222275   12-21-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
172
 
 FabricMan: Call budget and tell them it was one of their cars
 Greifer: Yeah right that details way down
 Ulillillia: What a Jack off.
 funny in the wall: look for a jack with poor grammar who recently rented from budget.
Image 222274   12-21-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
197
 
 Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there.
 Shay: This Christmas porn is weird.
 rip odb: I prefer my kings medium rare - when they're well-marbled, like this king is.
 Nope: Thats a weird stomach situation the King got going there...
 Prostata: personal sauna fit for a king!
Image 222273   12-21-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
251
 
 Theimposter: I guess Im just not metal enough to deride metallica. If I dont expect it to be more than it is, none of their music really bothers me.
 Science: @well duh: That's because Cliff was working on it before he died. I think we can all agree that from the Black Album on, it's all trash.
 duckfarts: @Nymphomania is that an option
 well duh: Well, Justice did have /some/ ok stuff I guess.
 well duh: I don't think they would have gone on without Lars, but, IMO everything after Puppets was pretty much a shit-covered slide down a garbage chute. So it's a wash if you really think about it.
Image 222272   12-21-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
396
 
 piranharama: NO, this is Backtrick!
Image 222271   12-21-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
438
 
 duckfarts: please take the hint so the zelda noise can play
 Uncle Phil: Then why are you photocopying our texts?
Image 222270   12-21-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
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