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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
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 2Berries: I had a bad experience
 Ulillillia: Real Monsters!
Image 222020   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
211
 
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Another term for a dip on the side.
 Zukero: Bad for unmatched greens on him. She's alright, green-wise.
 funny in the wall: @a sedated moose is that a thing? i'm intrigued
 a sedated moose: Will you be my cheese wife?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i need a stick. a stick i can poke people with, hit them with, and that has a sign that says no. stop it. so when i hit them and poke them theyll know why.
 PenguinBartender: picturesyouwillregretlaterinlife.jpg
 Dr Awkward: Das ist schrecklich
Image 222019   12-20-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
626
 
 Felicity: Make me spaz like five cats on booze
 Hosebag: @trelyate And a guy looking at the photo on his computer at home.
 trelyate: and some guy with a camera
 grizzly: That's too many cats.
 Air Biscuit: Can we get a better picture? This one cuts off the top of the lamp.
 petepuma: Found the moth
 Yurishiro: So you're gonna tell me even this isn't a beautiful people magnet?! Come on!
 Dr Awkward: "I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."
Image 222018   12-20-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
245
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Ulillillia: is your real name "Tyvek"?
 Air Biscuit: @waterudoin 26 years ago i was in line with my parents at a buffalo fudreckers and i was doing some childish dance. I accidentally hit the butt of the man in front of us and he turned around with a face that conveyed his lack of amusement. Ill never forget that mans terrifying face.
 Dr Awkward: Have you ever been so awkward that the word "awkward" is part of your username in an online, picture and comment-based web forum?
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that Daniel Simonsen? Just a hunch
 WTF: It was so good they whacked off the punch line. Also,I wish I knew who this guy is.
 Ulillillia: "I can't believe eight years ago I performed in front of a wall covered with my name"
Image 222017   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
403
 
 Felicity: There are two kinds of comics; the ones that want to go out and celebrate after the show and the ones that just want to go home. I think it depends on whether you need something to help you come down from the high of performing
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: the ad is for cigarettes. Every ad from this era was for cigarettes. It doesn't mater what he's holding, or that they're doing... cigarettes!
 E. HONDA: strongman shall not lie with clown as with bearded lady, it is abomination
 Warrax: This must be that netflix and chill I've heard so much about.
 addend: "Got your nose! Heh, heh."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ya know if that was grain alcohol or crack youd be celebratin. this is a let down.
 Dr Awkward: If this was an advertisement for whatever that clown is holding, it's not working because a) it's too small and we can't see it 2) widespread homophobia 3) clowns, man.
 PenguinBartender: I knew Stallin was a strong-man dictator, but I didn't know he was a literal strong man.
 Air Biscuit: This is not my beautiful meme font.
 EH: Now kiss
Image 222016   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
231
 
 Dr Awkward: @Zukero ... that's super gross, but accurate
 Zukero: That's how he should cast webs anyway.
 Yurishiro: Spiderwang
 sparename: He maked it wiv 'is bum
Image 222015   12-20-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
264
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: you developed a green/brown/blue mottled shell?
 Ulillillia: This music video is weird
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Shine Im pretty sure its either Suicide Squad 2 or Twilight 5: New Class.
 Otterman: They seem nice.
 Mr. Shine: Which season of AHS is this?
 Yurishiro: I can relate to his whiteness...on summer i can easily become a lobster.
Image 222014   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
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 Robespierre: I'm not that desperate to get into a Mellow Mood.
 E. HONDA: the hell with bitcoin, I need to invest in this fuckin tea
Image 222013   12-20-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
232
 
 Side Boob: @Dr Awkward I learned something today! Also, she's still not a horse. Allegedly :P
 Aufziehvogel: PHLEGMATIC PROCRASTINATION.
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob "Energic" appears to be an acceptable, albeit less common, variation of "energetic"
 Otterman: Me fail English? That unpossible!
 Air Biscuit: This image makes me want salad.
 Side Boob: Sure, my girlfriend can't spell. But at least she's not a horse. I think.
Image 222012   12-20-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
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 Demon Universe: @Otterman I am literally about to head out and try to finish shopping. Wrapping will have to wait until Friday.
 Otterman: @Demon Universe Shit, I need to start wrapping stuff tonight.
 Air Biscuit: "Hey! We were supposed to share that!"
 Demon Universe: Festive beverage. Wrap gift. Move cat.
Image 222011   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
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