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272768  addend: This side up

272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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Score:
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 Mumbles: Mirror [hits Enter key]
 dad: Punctuation has clearly become a lost art.
 Ulillillia: You'd think people would at least avoid the doppelganger walking right toward them
 Murdertaco: Do tell me how to wimsy.
 Yam: SCP-093 sighting
 tib gubb: do people not avoid the person walking directly towards them?
 Derp Herpigan: That's what they always sa- *thunk*
Image 221645   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
608
 
 jazzjunkie: Captain Wendigo and his sidekick
 Aufziehvogel: Oops I accidentally bad voted my pic as I wanted to give you a plus 1. Damn small phone!
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium Hi neighbor!
 Darmstadtium: Wilson?
 WTF: I too remember being dropped off for my first day of Kindergarten.
Image 221644   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
383
 
 jimbiscuit: @Science Similar to my "chest battleship" experience: Started as a joke at the Comet Tavern, the drunker I got the more serious I got about getting it, went to a tattooist down on Alaskan Way & told him what I wanted, he told me he could only do half of it that night and when I sobered up I'd probably regret it, asked me to come back if I still wanted it after I sobered up, and I never did ... go back for the tattoo, that is.
 Science: @Robespierre: Apparently, girl was drunk, thought this would be a good idea. Tattoo artist says "Come back when you're sober, and we'll talk." She came back, still thought it was a good idea, and did it.
 lolnotrly: Say it again @Not A Bot...
 Bernie 2016: Nice copperplate lettering at least
 Not A Bot: WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP
 Vault Dweller: I'm curious about what sort of thought process led to this actually seeming like a good idea.
 WTF: I guess we now know how Ray likes it.
 Ulillillia: Almost Everybody Loves Raymond
Image 221643   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
503
 
 mexican: I can hardly tell the difference!
Image 221642   12-18-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
398
 
 Side Boob: Garbage can; not garbage cannot.
 tib gubb: oscar thinks back to when he was young and showed promise
Image 221641   12-18-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
347
 
 doggggggie: Someone's ankles are in danger.
 Yam: How would a dog wear pants? With seething anger
Image 221640   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
157
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 221639   12-18-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
508
 
 Science: @Haute and sweaty: yes, you're right. And that was a big banana.
 raditzu: women - aodrable and noble creatures... some not any more :P
 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)
 Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.
 Yam: @Winterneuro or used one of those mini apples that cost twice as much per lb despite the peel-to-fruit ratio being half as good
 Winterneuro: How much you want to bet she cut down that banana and its a joke pic?
 grizzly: She seems nice.
 bug: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 winwolf: For scale.
 WTF: She's Top Banana in her class.
 Derp Herpigan: Normally doctors use a popsicle stick, but I guess times allow for more creative methods.
 discodisco: This makes my potassium go up.
Image 221638   12-18-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
177
 
 Rev80: Oh snap, sun!
 romangreek: Stick it where the sun don't shine..
 namaste: FUCK YOU SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!
 Dr Awkward: This finger likely belongs to a ginger.
 Baby Jesus: Is it a bird?!?!? yup.
 sparename: " # There has to be an invisible sun, It looks like Walmart to everyone... # "
Image 221637   12-18-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
231
 
 Winterneuro: Too bad god cant read English, only Latin
 huskyboy: I don't feel like a winner.
 myrealname: If those holes are for eyes I love it.
Image 221636   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grid
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