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249361  fanny: you're hired! and fired!

249365  Yurishiro: Dayum dat assgrabbin

248903  Mr Bleak: @a robot Really? "Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fucking fuckup." --- Lewis Black. So we can ...

249347  raditzu: I know a few chicks with similar feature.

249350  raditzu: Baby on board!

249363  raditzu: Again...

249360  SuedeOxford: [scooby dooby doo]

249363  2Berries: I dig the caddy. Not a fan of the sedans but the tinted windows & wire wheels are gangster

249360  Yurishiro: [softly poo]

249362  Yurishiro: "Good morning."

249363  Yurishiro: Funky!

249316  Korrok: Korrok approves.

249362  Butcherboy: Top rack safe only

249357  Otterman: Hello, sailor!

249360  Shay: [mostly goo]

249361  Shay: @Minnesotan It's retail, what did you expect?

249361  Minnesotan: I've worked at a place that was closing and it's legit impossible to hire people and yet the people you have are constantly leaving for new jobs and/or don't give a shit or just stop showing up altogether.

249354  Shay: The treasury department got lazy in replacing Andrew Jackson's portrait with Harriet Tubman's, so they settled on this.

249336  Not A Bot: *sigh*

249357  UltraBeverly: Your fetus is showing

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1. tib gubb
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Micro Jackson
7. Robespierre
8. Scoo
9. Dr Awkward
10. itskando



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
kristy uploaded 248959 (1374 points)
Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (984 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (939 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (902 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (874 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (819 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5834 points
 3. barfolomew: 5827 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. fanny: 3435 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 3106 points
 7. Warrax: 2601 points
 8. tina: 2461 points
 9. Not A Bot: 2459 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 2307 points
12. wordjones: 1999 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
417
 
 Felicity: Mirror [hits Enter key]
 dad: Punctuation has clearly become a lost art.
 Ulillillia: You'd think people would at least avoid the doppelganger walking right toward them
 Murdertaco: Do tell me how to wimsy.
 Yam: SCP-093 sighting
 tib gubb: do people not avoid the person walking directly towards them?
 Derp Herpigan: That's what they always sa- *thunk*
Image 221645   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
608
 
 jazzjunkie: Captain Wendigo and his sidekick
 Aufziehvogel: Oops I accidentally bad voted my pic as I wanted to give you a plus 1. Damn small phone!
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium Hi neighbor!
 Darmstadtium: Wilson?
 WTF: I too remember being dropped off for my first day of Kindergarten.
Image 221644   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
383
 
 jimbiscuit: @Science Similar to my "chest battleship" experience: Started as a joke at the Comet Tavern, the drunker I got the more serious I got about getting it, went to a tattooist down on Alaskan Way & told him what I wanted, he told me he could only do half of it that night and when I sobered up I'd probably regret it, asked me to come back if I still wanted it after I sobered up, and I never did ... go back for the tattoo, that is.
 Science: @Robespierre: Apparently, girl was drunk, thought this would be a good idea. Tattoo artist says "Come back when you're sober, and we'll talk." She came back, still thought it was a good idea, and did it.
 lolnotrly: Say it again @Not A Bot...
 Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least
 Not A Bot: WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP
 Vault Dweller: I'm curious about what sort of thought process led to this actually seeming like a good idea.
 WTF: I guess we now know how Ray likes it.
 Ulillillia: Almost Everybody Loves Raymond
Image 221643   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
503
 
 mexican: I can hardly tell the difference!
Image 221642   12-18-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
398
 
 Side Boob: Garbage can; not garbage cannot.
 tib gubb: oscar thinks back to when he was young and showed promise
Image 221641   12-18-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
347
 
 doggggggie: Someone's ankles are in danger.
 Yam: How would a dog wear pants? With seething anger
Image 221640   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
157
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 221639   12-18-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
508
 
 Science: @Haute and sweaty: yes, you're right. And that was a big banana.
 raditzu: women - aodrable and noble creatures... some not any more :P
 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)
 Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.
 Yam: @Winterneuro or used one of those mini apples that cost twice as much per lb despite the peel-to-fruit ratio being half as good
 Winterneuro: How much you want to bet she cut down that banana and its a joke pic?
 grizzly: She seems nice.
 bug: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 winwolf: For scale.
 WTF: She's Top Banana in her class.
 Derp Herpigan: Normally doctors use a popsicle stick, but I guess times allow for more creative methods.
 Yurishiro: This makes my potassium go up.
Image 221638   12-18-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
177
 
 Rev80: Oh snap, sun!
 ignatz: Stick it where the sun don't shine..
 Yurishiro: FUCK YOU SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!
 Dr Awkward: This finger likely belongs to a ginger.
 VoR: Is it a bird?!?!? yup.
 sparename: " # There has to be an invisible sun, It looks like Walmart to everyone... # "
Image 221637   12-18-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
231
 
 Winterneuro: Too bad god cant read English, only Latin
 VoR: I don't feel like a winner.
 Yurishiro: If those holes are for eyes I love it.
Image 221636   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grid
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