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273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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11. Never AFK: 1775 points
12. parrotsnest: 1765 points
13. Mexico: 1724 points
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 mexican: I can hardly tell the difference!
Image 221642   12-18-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
398
 
 Side Boob: Garbage can; not garbage cannot.
 tib gubb: oscar thinks back to when he was young and showed promise
Image 221641   12-18-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
347
 
 doggggggie: Someone's ankles are in danger.
 Yam: How would a dog wear pants? With seething anger
Image 221640   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
157
 
No comments yet.
Image 221639   12-18-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
508
 
 Science: @Haute and sweaty: yes, you're right. And that was a big banana.
 raditzu: women - aodrable and noble creatures... some not any more :P
 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)
 Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.
 Yam: @Winterneuro or used one of those mini apples that cost twice as much per lb despite the peel-to-fruit ratio being half as good
 Winterneuro: How much you want to bet she cut down that banana and its a joke pic?
 grizzly: She seems nice.
 bug: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 winwolf: For scale.
 WTF: She's Top Banana in her class.
 Derp Herpigan: Normally doctors use a popsicle stick, but I guess times allow for more creative methods.
 discodisco: This makes my potassium go up.
Image 221638   12-18-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
177
 
 Rev80: Oh snap, sun!
 romangreek: Stick it where the sun don't shine..
 namaste: FUCK YOU SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!
 Dr Awkward: This finger likely belongs to a ginger.
 Baby Jesus: Is it a bird?!?!? yup.
 sparename: " # There has to be an invisible sun, It looks like Walmart to everyone... # "
Image 221637   12-18-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
231
 
 Winterneuro: Too bad god cant read English, only Latin
 huskyboy: I don't feel like a winner.
 myrealname: If those holes are for eyes I love it.
Image 221636   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
233
 
 Baby Jesus: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.-weird giant doll head.
Image 221635   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
123
 
 sorghum: If it was to scale, maybe.
 donhomero: @Obama Have u tried Greenland with whipped cream though?
Image 221634   12-18-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
271
 
 Side Boob: He won't kill you. He's a maiming hitchhiker
 Not A Bot: "But why?" wailed Scorpy. "You knew I was a candymaker; it's my nature."
 Greifer: but befuddle and murder you
 jazzjunkie: I don't think fear of being murdered is the only reason you might consider not aiding an escaped criminal.
 younglink: ...they'll get to you before you bleed out.
 San DoDo: Wait till you get to know me..
 grizzly: I believe him.
 kshoxx: Life is so hard for suicidal drivers these days...
Image 221633   12-18-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
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