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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 Science: @Haute and sweaty: yes, you're right. And that was a big banana.
 raditzu: women - aodrable and noble creatures... some not any more :P
 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)
 Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.
 Yam: @Winterneuro or used one of those mini apples that cost twice as much per lb despite the peel-to-fruit ratio being half as good
 Winterneuro: How much you want to bet she cut down that banana and its a joke pic?
 grizzly: She seems nice.
 bug: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 winwolf: For scale.
 WTF: She's Top Banana in her class.
 Derp Herpigan: Normally doctors use a popsicle stick, but I guess times allow for more creative methods.
 discodisco: This makes my potassium go up.
Image 221638   12-18-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
177
 
 Rev80: Oh snap, sun!
 romangreek: Stick it where the sun don't shine..
 namaste: FUCK YOU SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!
 Dr Awkward: This finger likely belongs to a ginger.
 Baby Jesus: Is it a bird?!?!? yup.
 sparename: " # There has to be an invisible sun, It looks like Walmart to everyone... # "
Image 221637   12-18-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
231
 
 Winterneuro: Too bad god cant read English, only Latin
 huskyboy: I don't feel like a winner.
 myrealname: If those holes are for eyes I love it.
Image 221636   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
233
 
 Baby Jesus: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.-weird giant doll head.
Image 221635   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
123
 
 sorghum: If it was to scale, maybe.
 donhomero: @Obama Have u tried Greenland with whipped cream though?
Image 221634   12-18-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
271
 
 Side Boob: He won't kill you. He's a maiming hitchhiker
 Not A Bot: "But why?" wailed Scorpy. "You knew I was a candymaker; it's my nature."
 Greifer: but befuddle and murder you
 jazzjunkie: I don't think fear of being murdered is the only reason you might consider not aiding an escaped criminal.
 younglink: ...they'll get to you before you bleed out.
 San DoDo: Wait till you get to know me..
 grizzly: I believe him.
 kshoxx: Life is so hard for suicidal drivers these days...
Image 221633   12-18-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
330
 
 Not A Bot: release me human and i will grant you three wishes for mercy
 Side Boob: He didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose him
 winwolf: @tib gubb You kidding? This kid will have this framed, hanging in his corner office.
 Gonzo: Pew pew
 tib gubb: this will bite him in the ass when it comes time to look for a suit job
Image 221632   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
147
 
 No Penguins Allowed: @VoR conversation pit backs up your appraisal
 9inchfails: can confirm 70s - bare breeze block
Image 221631   12-18-17   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
223
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 Shay: @Derp Herpigan My thought exactly.
 Derp Herpigan: @Prumbo I want to say Vegas.
 tib gubb: is that total or per capita? i'm asking for a friend.
 grizzly: @King Polly Uber alles
Image 221630   12-18-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
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 Entertainmentalist: @charlemagne It was just outside an IKEA.
 charlemagne: didn't they find this chimp in an airport in canada or italy so someplace
 Dan Tagonistic: Ian Brown
 Donut: "Like my coat? It's made from the FLESH OF MY ENEMIES!"
Image 221629   12-18-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
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