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272272  Mr Bleak: Kitty looks worried. What did you do to him, you bastard?

272281  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Smoke ring spitting?

272462  bad tony: Man the Hitchhikers Guide sure has gotten smaller and now in an edible container.

272283  Mr Bleak: If life gives you lemons, exploit your lazy gerbil and get it earning for a change.

272420  Greifer: did they find her?

272447  Teechur: Why don't I get invited to parties like this?

272448  Teechur: @Knice Odie, too.....

272441  Greifer: Kieth Herring

272449  Greifer: clickhead!

272434  Darmstadtium: Not fully crocheted Predator cosplay

272436  Darmstadtium: Aflac!

272441  Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

272450  tib gubb: this from a person who [probably] likes jrpg's

272460  Call Of Pooty: What's that round black thing on the beak?

272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

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272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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 Colty Brumb: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad
 Cami: @NoRagrets Technically sick eagle? Catch me if you can!
 NoRagrets: @Uncle Phil Mine are in the correct position, its just that I have LED bulbs and people around here are not used to the difference in light color and think its immensely bright.
 bug: @beefbeef I've thought about getting a horn that says "sorry."
 jazzjunkie: @huskyboy I really really wanted you to be right, but Belmont is a through street where it crosses 13th in Portland.
 Uncle Phil: @NoRagrets You should get your lights fixed then.
 tib gubb: i can relate
 NoRagrets: @duckfarts I love at night when people think my brights are on and so they flash me. Wish more people knew thats technically illegal. If Im in a pissy mood when they do it, I turn on mine so they understand the true meaning of bright.
 duckfarts: @beefbeef usually you can just raise your hand and hold it up and thats fine (provided they can see through your windows)
 duckfarts: @Big Baby never use high beams for etiquette; turn your lights off then on
 sparename: @beefbeef In UK there IS a hand sign which some people suggested using as a basic "I fucked up - I'm sorry" but going to the States and pretending to point a gun at your head would probably not be safe..
Image 221622   12-18-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
252
 
 Beer 30: Soooooo. Cuuuuuute.
 charlemagne: where's the rest of it
 Otterman: Slodge doge
 duckfarts: ceiling cats arch enemy
 duckfarts: @Not A Bot just another borkf in the wall
 Not A Bot: No, pass, this is too easy
 Bohab: Hey kid, you dropped your lunch
 rockkstar: Help kids I'm st- what u looking at?!
Image 221621   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
378
 
 Hosebag: I played "Chutes and Alligators" as a child.
 Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.
 Donut: OH GOD MY BACK
 Mr. Shine: Totes legit/no 'Shop here! H8rz back off!
 Side Boob: Everyone enjoys a sliding board
 winwolf: 278/500
Image 221620   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
210
 
 Weedheart: FAY TEKAP
 Cami: @WTF Give them a few years.
 winwolf: Dont tell my heart, my Ayhy Pakety heart.
 WTF: Current Russia CGI effects are almost equivalent to 1950's Hollywood.
 duckfarts: @penguinslovebananas fly moon to me was a popular sinatrov song
 penguinslovebananas: In Soviet Russia space capsule fly you
Image 221619   12-18-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
249
 
 Entertainmentalist: I think this was actually just a practice set, which recycles water back to hydrants, but too much fuel was in the captured runoff and sprayed back on the fire. Not quite as dramatic as the caption would lead folks to believe.
 Cami: A tanker truck is a tanker truck, right?
 Greifer: 'mistakenly' yeah right
 bug: Good thing jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
 Yam: The good news is, jet fuel is quite a bit less volatile than youd expect.
 a robot: "Fight fire with fire" is just an expression, guys!
 Mr. Butt: youtu.be/…
 zrj235: haha my bad.
Image 221618   12-18-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
251
 
 Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
 bug: Unless this is a terrible orgy, then no. No you actually don't. This is not how any of this works.
 Dr Awkward: Instructions unclear: Got AIDS from Nelson Mandela
 a robot: "Team America: World Police" has not aged very well
 tib gubb: i know it's the best of intentions, but it is also pretty insufferable for someone who's dying or paying a half million a year for treatment
 sparename: I thought Shrek was an orgy..
 Teechur: That's a really close group of friends. But they should have paid attention in health klass.
 zrj235: fuck you jared.
 drhenry: Well, no. But I like your spirit.
Image 221617   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
324
 
 White Rice: Return the slab.
 million laffs: Sic 'em boy!
Image 221616   12-18-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
294
 
 wootman: Alcohol Improv
 Cami: NO AND!
Image 221615   12-18-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
464
 
 duckfarts: they have these at parades, usually run by a supermarket
 neutron: @Teechur the engine weight will keep them down don't worry, this is totally safe.
 Teechur: Wouldn't that be dangerous with the one goddamn flaky front wheel that just kind of shakes and flops around?
 sodamachine: Holy shit. Only in U.S.A.
 addend: 10 cylinders or less.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop
Image 221614   12-18-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
142
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.
 bug: @Mr. Shine When I first heard about these, I thought of metal teeth. And I really wanted a set of titanium teeth... Actually, I still do. Regular enamel, dentin, etc. are pretty lame.
 Otterman: That looks like some frustrating flossing there.
 Mr. Shine: I have one of these. Best dental decision I've ever made.
 Side Boob: Dental implants make the CIA signals stronger!
 Sydney: @Felicity or suicide poison capsule ..
 addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).
 trees: Implanted tracking device?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers
 Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...
Image 221613   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
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