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228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

228427  VeeKay: @VeeKay Blasphemous enough bruh?

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228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



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 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad
 Cami: @NoRagrets Technically sick eagle? Catch me if you can!
 NoRagrets: @Uncle Phil Mine are in the correct position, its just that I have LED bulbs and people around here are not used to the difference in light color and think its immensely bright.
 bug: @beefbeef I've thought about getting a horn that says "sorry."
 jazzjunkie: @huskyboy I really really wanted you to be right, but Belmont is a through street where it crosses 13th in Portland.
 Uncle Phil: @NoRagrets You should get your lights fixed then.
 tib gubb: i can relate
 NoRagrets: @duckfarts I love at night when people think my brights are on and so they flash me. Wish more people knew thats technically illegal. If Im in a pissy mood when they do it, I turn on mine so they understand the true meaning of bright.
 duckfarts: @beefbeef usually you can just raise your hand and hold it up and thats fine (provided they can see through your windows)
 duckfarts: @Big Baby never use high beams for etiquette; turn your lights off then on
 sparename: @beefbeef In UK there IS a hand sign which some people suggested using as a basic "I fucked up - I'm sorry" but going to the States and pretending to point a gun at your head would probably not be safe..
Image 221622   12-18-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
252
 
 glenalec: Soooooo. Cuuuuuute.
 charlemagne: where's the rest of it
 Otterman: Slodge doge
 duckfarts: ceiling cats arch enemy
 duckfarts: @Not A Bot just another borkf in the wall
 Not A Bot: No, pass, this is too easy
 Bohab: Hey kid, you dropped your lunch
 Yurishiro: Help kids I'm st- what u looking at?!
Image 221621   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
378
 
 Hosebag: I played "Chutes and Alligators" as a child.
 Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.
 Donut: OH GOD MY BACK
 Mr. Shine: Totes legit/no 'Shop here! H8rz back off!
 Side Boob: Everyone enjoys a sliding board
 winwolf: 278/500
Image 221620   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
210
 
 VoR: FAY TEKAP
 Cami: @WTF Give them a few years.
 winwolf: Dont tell my heart, my Ayhy Pakety heart.
 WTF: Current Russia CGI effects are almost equivalent to 1950's Hollywood.
 duckfarts: @penguinslovebananas fly moon to me was a popular sinatrov song
 penguinslovebananas: In Soviet Russia space capsule fly you
Image 221619   12-18-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
249
 
 Entertainmentalist: I think this was actually just a practice set, which recycles water back to hydrants, but too much fuel was in the captured runoff and sprayed back on the fire. Not quite as dramatic as the caption would lead folks to believe.
 Cami: A tanker truck is a tanker truck, right?
 Greifer: 'mistakenly' yeah right
 bug: Good thing jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
 Yam: The good news is, jet fuel is quite a bit less volatile than youd expect.
 a robot: "Fight fire with fire" is just an expression, guys!
 Mr. Butt: youtu.be/…
 zrj235: haha my bad.
Image 221618   12-18-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
251
 
 Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
 bug: Unless this is a terrible orgy, then no. No you actually don't. This is not how any of this works.
 Dr Awkward: Instructions unclear: Got AIDS from Nelson Mandela
 a robot: "Team America: World Police" has not aged very well
 tib gubb: i know it's the best of intentions, but it is also pretty insufferable for someone who's dying or paying a half million a year for treatment
 sparename: I thought Shrek was an orgy..
 Teechur: That's a really close group of friends. But they should have paid attention in health klass.
 zrj235: fuck you jared.
 Yurishiro: Well, no. But I like your spirit.
Image 221617   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
324
 
 White Rice: Return the slab.
 Yurishiro: Sic 'em boy!
Image 221616   12-18-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
294
 
 Felicity: Alcohol Improv
 Cami: NO AND!
Image 221615   12-18-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
464
 
 duckfarts: they have these at parades, usually run by a supermarket
 Yurishiro: @Teechur the engine weight will keep them down don't worry, this is totally safe.
 Teechur: Wouldn't that be dangerous with the one goddamn flaky front wheel that just kind of shakes and flops around?
 Yurishiro: Holy shit. Only in U.S.A.
 addend: 10 cylinders or less.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop
Image 221614   12-18-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
142
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.
 bug: @Mr. Shine When I first heard about these, I thought of metal teeth. And I really wanted a set of titanium teeth... Actually, I still do. Regular enamel, dentin, etc. are pretty lame.
 Otterman: That looks like some frustrating flossing there.
 Mr. Shine: I have one of these. Best dental decision I've ever made.
 Side Boob: Dental implants make the CIA signals stronger!
 Yurishiro: @Felicity or suicide poison capsule ..
 addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).
 Felicity: Implanted tracking device?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers
 Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...
Image 221613   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
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