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272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

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3. Teechur
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9. copunter
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272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272086 tib gubb: yikes

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272205 Terrh: Classy...



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Score:
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 Vault Dweller: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)
 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
 Not A Bot: The DARK WIZARD casts STEEL CURSE on the Bard! The Bard rolls to resist! The Bard fails! The Bard makes a saving throw... oh no, a critical failure! The Bard has been turned to cold, lifeless metal! "This is BULLSHIT!" Mike screams, throwing his character sheet across the room. "Dude, fucking chillax" Jim told him, "I've got a fucking wishing ring still, okay man? Calm your tits."
 jochenau: That's nearly exactly the opposite of what he actually said.
 Ulillillia: Ex-squeeze me, but the mostest safest place would be Gunga City.
 Nope: Your presence is soothing.
 Nope: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
 Nope: So this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause.
 Nope: Im haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.
 Nope: @Sharkface Please enjoy these quotes from master scriptwriter George Lucas
Image 221582   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
587
 
 Mr Bleak: But Mr Poirot! How can you suspect me?
 Side Boob: "Why are we installing train tracks for Fluffy?"
 Bohab: I said "good day" sir!
 Ulillillia: Long time no see!
 wolfpk: The new Bond villain
Image 221581   12-17-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
373
 
 Hosebag: Tra la la. La la la la. I remember that show.
 Bohab: @Hokie333 I get that reference
 Hokie333: "o/' We are the scumdogs of the universe..."
Image 221580   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
200
 
 Donut: What do you MEAN she's already married?
Image 221579   12-17-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
204
 
 Hosebag: @wolfpk We raise them. They are wonderful pets.
 wolfpk: It's a silky chicken
 sparenamelaptopdied: Looks delicious
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
Image 221578   12-17-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
175
 
 Mr Bleak: Brain freeze, caries, *and* diabetes! Yum!
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 BavidDowie: Now try it with two fat dudes
 wolfpk: What's the refill price?
 Ulillillia: PHWAA
 WTF: Di-diabetes
 Unicorn: It's going to melt and not be slushy anymore and taste gross.
Image 221577   12-17-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
299
 
 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 charlemagne: ambassador, you are taking the piss
 Mr. Butt: Buals.
 Vinochet: now with 75% less maggots
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot m.youtube.com/…
 Mr. Whiskers: He is doing well
 a robot: *takes two from the bottom*
Image 221576   12-17-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
167
 
 Side Boob: Naw, this is pretty much how it was before the tornado.
 a robot: This is probably SAD
Image 221575   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
435
 
 Booty Kicker: Spice Guild
 raditzu: trousers seem still not convinced
 DrinkMixMan: @Morn Bumbies private thighs are watching you, they see your every move...
 WTF: Dry AF.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue
Image 221574   12-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
519
 
 Scoo: I read that as "Single Payer"
Image 221573   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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