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228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. Teechur
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Aufziehvogel
9. a robot
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



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Scoo uploaded 228018 (1055 points)
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Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1039 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (1020 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
297
 
 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)
 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
 Not A Bot: The DARK WIZARD casts STEEL CURSE on the Bard! The Bard rolls to resist! The Bard fails! The Bard makes a saving throw... oh no, a critical failure! The Bard has been turned to cold, lifeless metal! "This is BULLSHIT!" Mike screams, throwing his character sheet across the room. "Dude, fucking chillax" Jim told him, "I've got a fucking wishing ring still, okay man? Calm your tits."
 jochenau: That's nearly exactly the opposite of what he actually said.
 Ulillillia: Ex-squeeze me, but the mostest safest place would be Gunga City.
 Nope: Your presence is soothing.
 Nope: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
 Nope: So this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause.
 Nope: Im haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.
 Nope: @Sharkface Please enjoy these quotes from master scriptwriter George Lucas
Image 221582   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
562
 
 Mr Bleak: But Mr Poirot! How can you suspect me?
 Side Boob: "Why are we installing train tracks for Fluffy?"
 Bohab: I said "good day" sir!
 Ulillillia: Long time no see!
 wolfpk: The new Bond villain
Image 221581   12-17-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
373
 
 Hosebag: Tra la la. La la la la. I remember that show.
 Bohab: @Hokie333 I get that reference
 Hokie333: "o/' We are the scumdogs of the universe..."
Image 221580   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
200
 
 Donut: What do you MEAN she's already married?
Image 221579   12-17-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
204
 
 Hosebag: @wolfpk We raise them. They are wonderful pets.
 wolfpk: It's a silky chicken
 sparenamelaptopdied: Looks delicious
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
Image 221578   12-17-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
175
 
 Mr Bleak: Brain freeze, caries, *and* diabetes! Yum!
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 BavidDowie: Now try it with two fat dudes
 wolfpk: What's the refill price?
 Ulillillia: PHWAA
 WTF: Di-diabetes
 dangerkeith3000: It's going to melt and not be slushy anymore and taste gross.
Image 221577   12-17-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
299
 
 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 charlemagne: ambassador, you are taking the piss
 Mr. Butt: Buals.
 Vinochet: now with 75% less maggots
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot m.youtube.com/…
 Mr. Whiskers: He is doing well
 a robot: *takes two from the bottom*
Image 221576   12-17-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
167
 
 Side Boob: Naw, this is pretty much how it was before the tornado.
 a robot: This is probably SAD
Image 221575   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
435
 
 Felicity: Spice Guild
 raditzu: trousers seem still not convinced
 DrinkMixMan: @Morn Bumbies private thighs are watching you, they see your every move...
 WTF: Dry AF.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue
Image 221574   12-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
519
 
 Scoo: I read that as "Single Payer"
Image 221573   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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