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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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10. Knice



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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11. Mr. Shine: 1607 points
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15. logan: 1425 points
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Score:
297
 
 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)
 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
 Not A Bot: The DARK WIZARD casts STEEL CURSE on the Bard! The Bard rolls to resist! The Bard fails! The Bard makes a saving throw... oh no, a critical failure! The Bard has been turned to cold, lifeless metal! "This is BULLSHIT!" Mike screams, throwing his character sheet across the room. "Dude, fucking chillax" Jim told him, "I've got a fucking wishing ring still, okay man? Calm your tits."
 jochenau: That's nearly exactly the opposite of what he actually said.
 Ulillillia: Ex-squeeze me, but the mostest safest place would be Gunga City.
 Nope: Your presence is soothing.
 Nope: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
 Nope: So this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause.
 Nope: Im haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.
 Nope: @Sharkface Please enjoy these quotes from master scriptwriter George Lucas
Image 221582   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
587
 
 Mr Bleak: But Mr Poirot! How can you suspect me?
 Side Boob: "Why are we installing train tracks for Fluffy?"
 Bohab: I said "good day" sir!
 Ulillillia: Long time no see!
 wolfpk: The new Bond villain
Image 221581   12-17-17   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
373
 
 Hosebag: Tra la la. La la la la. I remember that show.
 Bohab: @Hokie333 I get that reference
 Hokie333: "o/' We are the scumdogs of the universe..."
Image 221580   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
200
 
 Donut: What do you MEAN she's already married?
Image 221579   12-17-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
204
 
 Hosebag: @wolfpk We raise them. They are wonderful pets.
 wolfpk: It's a silky chicken
 sparenamelaptopdied: Looks delicious
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
Image 221578   12-17-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
175
 
 Mr Bleak: Brain freeze, caries, *and* diabetes! Yum!
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 BavidDowie: Now try it with two fat dudes
 wolfpk: What's the refill price?
 Ulillillia: PHWAA
 WTF: Di-diabetes
 Unicorn: It's going to melt and not be slushy anymore and taste gross.
Image 221577   12-17-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
299
 
 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?
 Kaviri: Great, now what?
 charlemagne: ambassador, you are taking the piss
 Mr. Butt: Buals.
 Vinochet: now with 75% less maggots
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot m.youtube.com/…
 Mr. Whiskers: He is doing well
 a robot: *takes two from the bottom*
Image 221576   12-17-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
167
 
 Side Boob: Naw, this is pretty much how it was before the tornado.
 a robot: This is probably SAD
Image 221575   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
435
 
 Booty Kicker: Spice Guild
 raditzu: trousers seem still not convinced
 DrinkMixMan: @Morn Bumbies private thighs are watching you, they see your every move...
 WTF: Dry AF.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue
Image 221574   12-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
519
 
 Scoo: I read that as "Single Payer"
Image 221573   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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