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273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

273095  WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

273215  Yam: Swanky Granny

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
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parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
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10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. parrotsnest: 1765 points
12. Never AFK: 1748 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 UnknownSample: Modern art is lazy
 carpwoman: Rice. You're supposed to put in in RICE. Not saki.
Image 221468   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
201
 
 Dr Awkward: Expert level Twister
 Kaviri: Neither combatant knew why they were fighting anymore. All reason had gone away in the fog of battle.
 2Berries: Go team venture!
Image 221467   12-17-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
421
 
 twitter: Ooh, so close! But wrong font. Bonus points if the costume comes with a /National Sarcastic/ magazine
 celebgate: Like, we need your support.
Image 221466   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
227
 
 drhilljack: Always do. Always do.
 Scoo: Nash it good
 WotGives: Read it 'mash your anus'
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Notley
 iCEy: Make Alberta Great Again!
 Borb Prembus: Laugh all you want, that's good advice.
Image 221465   12-17-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Image 221464 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mextreme Enchirito. Boo, Mextreme Enchirito.
Score:
717
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a Pilbara Flame-tailed Slider, or Lerista Flammicauda, and it's native to Western Australia. Or "another Australian murder lizard" - unusually for Oz, this one prefers to kill you with kindness. And then flame grills you to perfection with its ass end.
 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.
 Bohab: The gilded legsnake in its natural environment
 a robot: *throws Pokeball*
 WotGives: Hot tail
 Peach: Make up your damn mind.
Image 221463   12-17-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
238
 
 Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire I have an easier ritual: "chat to a pretty girl". Works every time...
 E. HONDA: These illuminati symbols are so subtle
 BlarfyB: Golden compasses.
 demonius: Back in the days when they were sure it could all be explained with geometry, somehow
 Kaviri: And thus I have proven: man is different than woman.
 Mextreme Enchirito: Peter Jackson filming "The Hobbit".
 Greek Fire: The ritual to summon a wife.
Image 221462   12-17-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
189
 
 Entertainmentalist: Folks take off their bike seats so they don't get stolen and the bikes are also more difficult to steal, why not do that with cars, too?
 Teechur: youtube.com/…
 a robot: @The Bees ....how did he drive it there though?
 WotGives: Took a seat. Now what?
Image 221461   12-17-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
437
 
 Queen K: Rad for the Blogess
 wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"
 Bohab: Oh no, now what'll she bring to the Redwall feast
 Kaviri: @Amy Housewine but then shed be forced to eat her words!
 Amy Housewine: It looks like she's thrown the words up in the air and is trying to catch them in her mouth.
 9mm: THIS IMAGE RUINED MY MOTHERFUCKING SOUFFLE
Image 221460   12-17-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
1135
 
 Colty Brumb: Don't follow the light!
 Ulillillia: @Capital Thanks, it looks lovely.
Image 221459   12-17-17   Uploaded by    highdra
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