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272429  SuedeOxford: "Bend over, I'm here to motivate you."

272415  SuedeOxford: Same

272421  namename: Her face of "really mister text box I get arrested? Yeah right"

272371  Air Biscuit: Hes so tiny tho. Youd need like 30 nemos to get full.

272420  SuedeOxford: "We don't have a picture, but she looks a lot like you. That'll be handy when we find the remains."

272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

272425  Nope: Well, did it work?

272407  tib gubb: mondays, amirite

272423  grizzly: It's deathday, my dudes!

272372  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272420  addend: (Demands reward money.)

272395  Scoo: You think I have hands? That's specist!

272406  Scoo: Hahaha!

272409  Scoo: Diabeeeetus

272410  Scoo: Poor Peter Norton; his name has been taken in such vain

272401  FarmerWalk: the Alan Parsons pie chart

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Mad Collager
6. Teechur
7. addend
8. Shay
9. a robot
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
grizzly uploaded 272039 (1108 points)
Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1065 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (834 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 5794 points
 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Side Boob: 5072 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 4762 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2659 points
 6. youshall: 2410 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1775 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1612 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1516 points
14. Snow Plow: 1500 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: It's a Pilbara Flame-tailed Slider, or Lerista Flammicauda, and it's native to Western Australia. Or "another Australian murder lizard" - unusually for Oz, this one prefers to kill you with kindness. And then flame grills you to perfection with its ass end.
 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.
 Bohab: The gilded legsnake in its natural environment
 a robot: *throws Pokeball*
 WotGives: Hot tail
 Peach: Make up your damn mind.
Image 221463   12-17-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
238
 
 Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire I have an easier ritual: "chat to a pretty girl". Works every time...
 E. HONDA: These illuminati symbols are so subtle
 BlarfyB: Golden compasses.
 demonius: Back in the days when they were sure it could all be explained with geometry, somehow
 Kaviri: And thus I have proven: man is different than woman.
 Mextreme Enchirito: Peter Jackson filming "The Hobbit".
 Greek Fire: The ritual to summon a wife.
Image 221462   12-17-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
189
 
 Entertainmentalist: Folks take off their bike seats so they don't get stolen and the bikes are also more difficult to steal, why not do that with cars, too?
 Teechur: youtube.com/…
 a robot: @The Bees ....how did he drive it there though?
 WotGives: Took a seat. Now what?
Image 221461   12-17-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
437
 
 Queen K: Rad for the Blogess
 wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"
 Bohab: Oh no, now what'll she bring to the Redwall feast
 Kaviri: @Amy Housewine but then shed be forced to eat her words!
 Amy Housewine: It looks like she's thrown the words up in the air and is trying to catch them in her mouth.
 9mm: THIS IMAGE RUINED MY MOTHERFUCKING SOUFFLE
Image 221460   12-17-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
1135
 
 Colty Brumb: Don't follow the light!
 Ulillillia: @Capital Thanks, it looks lovely.
Image 221459   12-17-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
102
 
 Mr. Shine: What a douche!
 Greifer: @Prostata so you got my point... you above all oughta know
 wolfskin: MAKE IT RAIN!
 Prostata: @Greifer that's not apple juice...
 Greifer: iShower
 raditzu: kinda sad
 Greifer: put in Apple juice and make it golden
Image 221458   12-17-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
371
 
 Shay: Closer....CLOSER!
 Bernie 2016: Is this the matrix?
 Yam: Nice try, man eating subway
 Knice: Rad for Tegan and Sara.
Image 221457   12-17-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
99
 
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Image 221456   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
351
 
 habbekratz: Ice-ometrics
 Mextreme Enchirito: An important part of any bodybuilding workout is the cooldown
 Peach: Does he have a brother?
 well duh: Never skip snow day.
Image 221455   12-17-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
466
 
 artfulcodger: Thats when you sweep it under the furniture
 ani625: The world obviously needs a better dustpan.
 Not A Bot: well isn't that just tandy
 fanny: crap let me try that again tinyurl.com/…
 fanny: they talk about this line of dirt in the documentary Dust (actually it's quite interesting) rottentomatoes.com/m/…?
 Nothing: Dear person trying to sweep me into the dust pan, No, fuck YOU
 ottorongo: It's the 21st century for Pete's sake, get a dustbuster already. Oh Pete, you rascal.
 Teechur: Remember Sniglets? This one is "frust" Also found on Urbandictionary.com I check that site daily to find out what the heck my stoodints are saying anymore.
Image 221454   12-17-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
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