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258152  tib gubb: looks like your thumb drive is bricked

258152  tib gubb: universal serial brick

258150  Spazstatic: I eat sliced bread probably every other day on average. I have a mild to moderate allergic reaction to penicillin and most of its derivatives.

258153  Shay: Has anyone ever asked why Waldo is hiding in the first place?

258158  tib gubb: trigger warning how about?

258158  Spazstatic: It seems it's working

258153  tib gubb: *drawn-out sigh*

258143  Dreforian: From the makers of Colon Blow!

258150  Dreforian: Sliced bread's claim to fame is that it revolutionized the way we hype new inventions

258153  Dreforian: I was going to ask what having one hand bigger than the other signifies. Then I was wondering how a stick of butter that big hadn't melted yet. But the real question is, how do they manage daycare for this massive swingers party?

258047  Spazstatic: @Felicity no, at least mine didn't. They would stay away from him at all costs when he was awake. When he was sleeping they would try and cuddle with him cause he was warm and there were blankets.

258155  Dreforian: Alphanumeric!

258165  taiko: That is going to be one big doggo

258106  SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258103  SuedeOxford: @Felicity on Rusev Day, you can be whoever you want.

258135  Not A Bot: Looks like somebody done tread on something.

257648  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine WHERE IS @BILL DOOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

258153  VoR: Primark

258133  VoR: At. Not in.

258136  VoR: Books cannot breathe under water

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258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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Score:
717
 
 Mr Bleak: It's a Pilbara Flame-tailed Slider, or Lerista Flammicauda, and it's native to Western Australia. Or "another Australian murder lizard" - unusually for Oz, this one prefers to kill you with kindness. And then flame grills you to perfection with its ass end.
 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.
 Bohab: The gilded legsnake in its natural environment
 a robot: *throws Pokeball*
 WotGives: Hot tail
 Peach: Make up your damn mind.
Image 221463   12-17-17   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
238
 
 Mr Bleak: @Greek Fire I have an easier ritual: "chat to a pretty girl". Works every time...
 E. HONDA: These illuminati symbols are so subtle
 BlarfyB: Golden compasses.
 demonius: Back in the days when they were sure it could all be explained with geometry, somehow
 Kaviri: And thus I have proven: man is different than woman.
 Mextreme Enchirito: Peter Jackson filming "The Hobbit".
 Greek Fire: The ritual to summon a wife.
Image 221462   12-17-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
189
 
 Entertainmentalist: Folks take off their bike seats so they don't get stolen and the bikes are also more difficult to steal, why not do that with cars, too?
 Teechur: youtube.com/…
 a robot: @The Bees ....how did he drive it there though?
 WotGives: Took a seat. Now what?
Image 221461   12-17-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
437
 
 Queen K: Rad for the Blogess
 wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"
 Bohab: Oh no, now what'll she bring to the Redwall feast
 Kaviri: @Amy Housewine but then shed be forced to eat her words!
 Amy Housewine: It looks like she's thrown the words up in the air and is trying to catch them in her mouth.
 9mm: THIS IMAGE RUINED MY MOTHERFUCKING SOUFFLE
Image 221460   12-17-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
1135
 
 Colty Brumb: Don't follow the light!
 Ulillillia: @Capital Thanks, it looks lovely.
Image 221459   12-17-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
102
 
 Mr. Shine: What a douche!
 Greifer: @Prostata so you got my point... you above all oughta know
 wolfskin: MAKE IT RAIN!
 Prostata: @Greifer that's not apple juice...
 Greifer: iShower
 raditzu: kinda sad
 Greifer: put in Apple juice and make it golden
Image 221458   12-17-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
371
 
 Shay: Closer....CLOSER!
 Bernie 2016: Is this the matrix?
 Yam: Nice try, man eating subway
 Knice: Rad for Tegan and Sara.
Image 221457   12-17-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
99
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 221456   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
351
 
 habbekratz: Ice-ometrics
 Mextreme Enchirito: An important part of any bodybuilding workout is the cooldown
 Peach: Does he have a brother?
 well duh: Never skip snow day.
Image 221455   12-17-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
466
 
 artfulcodger: Thats when you sweep it under the furniture
 ani625: The world obviously needs a better dustpan.
 Not A Bot: well isn't that just tandy
 fanny: crap let me try that again tinyurl.com/…
 fanny: they talk about this line of dirt in the documentary Dust (actually it's quite interesting) rottentomatoes.com/m/…?
 Nothing: Dear person trying to sweep me into the dust pan, No, fuck YOU
 ottorongo: It's the 21st century for Pete's sake, get a dustbuster already. Oh Pete, you rascal.
 Teechur: Remember Sniglets? This one is "frust" Also found on Urbandictionary.com I check that site daily to find out what the heck my stoodints are saying anymore.
Image 221454   12-17-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
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