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243603  WTF: 4. Wide is a lifestyle.

243567  mammal883: now all you need is some whiskey, whisky, or maybe a nice gin and tonic. Yes! a gin and tonic! I'll be back in a second Where was i?

243597  mrwiffler: Dicks.

243617  WTF: But how's the WiFi?

243598  mrwiffler: Except you're outside and it's daytime. And you're a chicken.

243616  mrwiffler: Not really going to be much of a Tuesday.

243592  Not A Bot: ...don't go bull-fighting, mate.

243612  Yurishiro: @Clim Tinties I would say assqueen!

243613  Amy Housewine: "Smoke bomb!"

243488  Yurishiro: @Brain Thoughts just another meatbag

243613  raditzu: MY EYEZZZZZZ!!!1!

243490  FireBreathingMarmot: HD-Aaaaarrrrrrrr

243507  FireBreathingMarmot: Four signs you've been sitting too long.

243601  charlemagne: I am mr sprinkles, king of kings, look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

243518  FireBreathingMarmot: "C'mon, guys - my hair's not *that* bad..."

243610  charlemagne: step three - flee to brazil

243573  Air Biscuit: "Thanks grandma, this is definitely better than real toys or videogames."

243575  Air Biscuit: Come and play with me... forever.

243578  Air Biscuit: Isnt this where those badguys from that one season of sailor moon live?

243580  Air Biscuit: Thats my kind of bakery.

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243472 Gomi Day: i want pink robot's shirt. i want it desperately.

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243422 dangerkeith3000: *aren't

243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.



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 tib gubb: more like megabutts
 Psymon: Try easing up on the pr0n
 Spazstatic: "Oh, sir, you get your full 50 to our website, 2 everywhere else. If you'd like to upgrade your plan, for $100/mo you can get 100 to our site and 10 to everyone else." -life without Net Neutrality
 LieutenantTofu: This kills the internet service
 LieutenantTofu: This kills the internet service
 Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.
 addend: They're Spectrum now. Problem solved.
Image 221419   12-17-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
280
 
 Science: I bought a dozen eggs once, and 11 of them were double yolks. It was crazy.
 a sedated moose: Yep, that's four yolks; whether they came from one, two, three or four eggs, we may never know, since there is no banana for scale.
Image 221418   12-17-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
63
 
 addend: Uhh, you need a bucket. For the milk. From that cow.
Image 221417   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
331
 
 sparename: "...Could be Monday"
 Sadbot: "You could be missing TWO arms!" Crap like this is always unhelpful
Image 221416   12-16-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
437
 
 Not A Bot: some men just want to watch the world burn
 addend: He's well-grounded.
 WaffleIron: Why so series?
Image 221415   12-16-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
372
 
 Felicity: Is that dessert pizza?
 some guy : Mmmm feces pizza. For those times when quantity must greatly exceed quality.
 Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do
 WaffleIron: That's my philosophy!
Image 221414   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
690
 
 LieutenantTofu: This is a nice shack but the internet's like 2MB it's bullshit
 raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.
 BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!
 Nope: I bet I could write a really good murder mystery here...
Image 221413   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
82
 
 a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.
 Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name
Image 221412   12-16-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
509
 
 Felicity: Its better to use an em-dash for an em-dash than a hyphen for an em-dash
 King Polly: Fun fact: when you die, you probably shit your pants.
 Cami: @a sedated moose I taught my boy that if nobody knows he did something it's like it never happened....but we were having that talk because somebody did know...
 addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(
 a sedated moose: "You gotta be tough when you're dumb." And "Don't be stupid. And if you are, don't get caught." Were the two pearls I got most from my father.
 Scoo: Your dad's weird
Image 221411   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Image 221410 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sorghum. You have brought shame on us, sorghum.
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