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227961  VeeKay: Well I'm very happy to tell you that you can start on Monday if you are available.

227952  VeeKay: $500 fine for carrying a battle axe? Not my President, not my America.

227953  VeeKay: Creppy. Really spoopy.

227963  square44: metal claws holding ceramic plates? I don't think they thought this one through

227963  VeeKay: That a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

227956  VeeKay: Don't let your goana mate with dingoes.

227947  charlemagne: @skillet he sounds resourceful

227957  Skaalar: To the Goat Tower!

227961  Skaalar: Im coo, you coo?

227956  charlemagne: breeding a loyal pet that's resilient enough to survive the fallout

227959  mwoody: "So we just put the scroll in his mouth?"

227955  Not A Bot: over time, domestic pufferfish take on features similar to their captors

227960  square44: do not ask what they make the whipped cream out of

227952  Fiveninety: they saw one of the videos of a canned whole chicken being born and decided to ban it.. and i approve

227948  mwoody: Taunt. +3 attack on opponent turn.

227950  WTF: Must be one of those nasty Hansen's Sodas.

227959  ThoughtlessGentleman: its ok there guy its our first time picking up a hobo for sex too.

227913  AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227927  AlexDeLarge: @Donut I'm sure there are good people on both sides

227936  Robespierre: They look similar - but which is which's pet?

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2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. Ulillillia
5. Peter Pantsless
6. apoxia
7. Dr Awkward
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9. VeeKay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.



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adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (932 points)
robocop uploaded 227908 (923 points)
myrealname uploaded 227572 (912 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 227752 (866 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (865 points)


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 3. Scoo: 3896 points
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 5. Not A Bot: 3088 points
 6. barfolomew: 3081 points
 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1818 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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 tib gubb: more like megabutts
 Psymon: Try easing up on the pr0n
 Spazstatic: "Oh, sir, you get your full 50 to our website, 2 everywhere else. If you'd like to upgrade your plan, for $100/mo you can get 100 to our site and 10 to everyone else." -life without Net Neutrality
 LieutenantTofu: This kills the internet service
 LieutenantTofu: This kills the internet service
 Hokie333: You gotta watch for the fact that network speeds are measured in mbps--mega*bits*/sec. Divide that by ten (8 bits per byte plus some overhead) to get capital-B MegaBytes/sec. And you still have disclaimers for individual server speeds and load, network congestion, slow WiFi like @danny said, etc.
 addend: They're Spectrum now. Problem solved.
Image 221419   12-17-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
280
 
 Science: I bought a dozen eggs once, and 11 of them were double yolks. It was crazy.
 a sedated moose: Yep, that's four yolks; whether they came from one, two, three or four eggs, we may never know, since there is no banana for scale.
Image 221418   12-17-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
63
 
 addend: Uhh, you need a bucket. For the milk. From that cow.
Image 221417   12-17-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
331
 
 sparename: "...Could be Monday"
 Sadbot: "You could be missing TWO arms!" Crap like this is always unhelpful
Image 221416   12-16-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
437
 
 Not A Bot: some men just want to watch the world burn
 addend: He's well-grounded.
 WaffleIron: Why so series?
Image 221415   12-16-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
372
 
 Felicity: Is that dessert pizza?
 some guy : Mmmm feces pizza. For those times when quantity must greatly exceed quality.
 Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do
 WaffleIron: That's my philosophy!
Image 221414   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
690
 
 LieutenantTofu: This is a nice shack but the internet's like 2MB it's bullshit
 raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.
 BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!
 Nope: I bet I could write a really good murder mystery here...
Image 221413   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
82
 
 a robot: Just when I think I've heard them all, someone goes and comes up with a brand new euphemism for penis.
 Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name
Image 221412   12-16-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
509
 
 Felicity: Its better to use an em-dash for an em-dash than a hyphen for an em-dash
 Aufziehvogel: Fun fact: when you die, you probably shit your pants.
 Cami: @a sedated moose I taught my boy that if nobody knows he did something it's like it never happened....but we were having that talk because somebody did know...
 addend: If you do the latter, the former will happen, too. :(
 a sedated moose: "You gotta be tough when you're dumb." And "Don't be stupid. And if you are, don't get caught." Were the two pearls I got most from my father.
 Scoo: Your dad's weird
Image 221411   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Image 221410 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sorghum. You have brought shame on us, sorghum.
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