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258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

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257995 Passive: The pain is real

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis



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 E. HONDA: *yohgourht
 BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.
 Knice: Whats a yoghurt?
 raditzu: so adorable, so carefree... i love this guy already
 furneim: @Michael Tripe ...Josh homme has a drag queen persona?!?!
Image 221409   12-16-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
605
 
 White Rice: I think my best time was around 5:10 or so (havent checked in quite some time). This was on an original NES, so none of that tool-assisted crap where the emulator does all the hard work for you (consistently making pixel perfect maneuvers that would otherwise be impossible to deliberately preform). Anyway, what Im trying to say is the G-man here might just be stretching the truth a bit, not necessarily a flat out lie.
Image 221408   12-16-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
505
 
 Science: @LieutenantTofu: It is if you're required to submit in Word format
 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious
 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers
 Stom Premben: How do I read between *a* line
 ignatz: @mission2mars I was often double spaced while writing papers..
 LieutenantTofu: @Mr. Whiskers with the Art Deco border
 LieutenantTofu: @Mr. Whiskers with the Art Deco border
 addend: (Buys color inkjet refills.)
 Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.
 PenguinBartender: Read BETWEEN the LINE
 Mr. Whiskers: Comic sans 48-point it is
 Mr Mumble: @mission2mars - I recall initially believing that two when I first came across the term!
 Not A Bot: i'd hate to be the lawyer handed this case
 BlarfyB: Computer Modern Roman or GTFO!
Image 221407   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
259
 
 phailsauce: Mom with the capital M? That was weird
 addend: Game over. You can never use that account again.
 Ulillillia: Write a comment ... just a short one, even.
Image 221406   12-16-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
259
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this...
 a sedated moose: Something David something something majestic something natural habitat.
Image 221405   12-16-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
243
 
 Hokie333: "Used"?
 WaffleIron: Id get this for myself but I hear the micro payments are too annoying.
Image 221404   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
236
 
 sparename: "Where people go to Dymo"
 Mern Trulbo: 1 like = 1 prayer
 Nope: Like comment and subscribe TO MY DEATH
 Ulillillia: New Black Mirror?
Image 221403   12-16-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
236
 
 VeeKay: Today's weirdo item.
 Mr. Shine: @Haute and sweaty it looks more like Hank Green.
 addend: (Opens lunchbox. Sees a power strip covered in tuna salad.)
 Haute and sweaty: Alton Brown, a pioneer in his field.
 Hosebag: Honey? Where did you say my brain was again?
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 221402   12-16-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
283
 
 addend: Panels 2, 4, and 6 FTW.
 WaffleIron: @Hosebag : *fistbump* EE is where it's at.
 Spazstatic: HACK THE PLANET!
 Hosebag: @WaffleIron That didn't even exist as a major when I was in school! I chose Electrical Engineering as the next best thing.
 WaffleIron: Comp eng at my school was about designing computers and digital systems, not IT.
Image 221401   12-16-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
185
 
 Mr. Shine: You didn't see aaaannything!
 Himesama: That movie was hilarious. I wish they were real.
Image 221400   12-16-17   Uploaded by    twitter
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