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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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1. Robespierre
2. Mr. Shine
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
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7. Solemn
8. Not A Bot
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10. Knice



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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.



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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (799 points)
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mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
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inthrees uploaded 258439 (775 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
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 3. NotHuman: 2373 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 5. Bagels: 2218 points
 6. god666: 2144 points
 7. bromide: 1867 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1796 points
 9. nathan: 1666 points
10. Solemn: 1640 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1607 points
12. DerMantis: 1579 points
13. waxymom: 1509 points
14. uncannie: 1483 points
15. logan: 1425 points
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Score:
440
 
 FarmerWalk: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line
 Knice: @Gomi Day PREACH
 Shay: If I had a choice between a brand spanking new iPhone/iPad or Apple II, I'm definitely picking Apple II.
 Ihminen: As someone born in the 90's y'all making me feel like a damn fetus
 Gomi Day: @Robespierre thank you for making us fourty-somethings feel better, you ancient bastard.
 Ulillillia: @Greek Fire "Dear John Hinckley, Happy 1977! Sincerely, Jodie Foster"
 fullofwind: @Ulillillia your letter to god is incomplete
 Greek Fire: Quick, you've still got time! Shoot Reagan!
 fatman: @Ulillillia Haw, haw! I'd been outta college for half a year already when this image was apparently taken!
 Ulillillia: dear god I'm 40
 Gringos: Timely.
Image 221357   12-16-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
206
 
 addend: "Tee-hee, it tickles."
Image 221356   12-16-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
628
 
 Yam: I will name him George and I will love him and pet him
 steve: Wtf shadow is that?!
Image 221355   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
162
 
 aristocat: Loretta Swit kept this hidden throughout the filming of M*A*S*H.
Image 221354   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
182
 
 LieutenantTofu: RACK ROOM HOES
 Ulillillia: Lowest prices on gardening supplies
 ignatz: Steal.
Image 221353   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
371
 
 Mr Bleak: "... the good news is, the guy in the next bed wants to buy your watch."
 Science: @a sedated moose: Meat grinder, apparently. This is pretty freaking terrible.
 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray
 El hefe: This is fine
 addend: #221226.
 carpwoman: Yeah, just take that off.
 trelyate: but I always drink plenty of... malk?
 Spazstatic: You might be right about it being broken...
 a sedated moose: Holy crap! Wrapped up in a lathe or something?
 Shay: Rock Lobster?
 Callahan: You Just slept on it wrong don't worry put some ice.
 Hosebag: Well, the hypochondriac is back. what is it now?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Maid Rite
 Brain: Tol'ja not to stick yer arm outta the train's window...
 Side Boob: Walk it off.
 dobbiesdoogs: stop jerking it so much
Image 221352   12-16-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
329
 
 ignatz: Turing test failure
Image 221351   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
272
 
 addend: All spacetime beyond this point shall be dry. Behold, infinite sobriety!
 Spazstatic: @Rent A Dog "please pick up after your dog"
 mom: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Image 221350   12-16-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 221349 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by youshall. Your image was bad, youshall.
Score:
633
 
 LieutenantTofu: Can I get a Bonsai Lemon Tree that grows bite-size lemons?
 Shay: @Warrax This is fine dining.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Trickle down economics
 Fuzzpot: This is fine.
 Peter Pantsless: Bonsai level 5000
Image 221348   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
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