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228515  Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.

228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. VeeKay
5. Ulillillia
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Teechur
8. a robot
9. Side Boob
10. Aufziehvogel



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



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ping uploaded 228363 (1371 points)
Scoo uploaded 228064 (1313 points)
Scoo uploaded 228018 (1055 points)
Scoo uploaded 228074 (1040 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1039 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (1020 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 16663 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
371
 
 Mr Bleak: "... the good news is, the guy in the next bed wants to buy your watch."
 Science: @a sedated moose: Meat grinder, apparently. This is pretty freaking terrible.
 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray
 El hefe: This is fine
 addend: #221226.
 carpwoman: Yeah, just take that off.
 trelyate: but I always drink plenty of... malk?
 Spazstatic: You might be right about it being broken...
 a sedated moose: Holy crap! Wrapped up in a lathe or something?
 Shay: Rock Lobster?
 Yurishiro: You Just slept on it wrong don't worry put some ice.
 Hosebag: Well, the hypochondriac is back. what is it now?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Maid Rite
 Robespierre: Tol'ja not to stick yer arm outta the train's window...
 Side Boob: Walk it off.
 dobbiesdoogs: stop jerking it so much
Image 221352   12-16-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
329
 
 ignatz: Turing test failure
Image 221351   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
272
 
 addend: All spacetime beyond this point shall be dry. Behold, infinite sobriety!
 Spazstatic: @Rent A Dog "please pick up after your dog"
 Yurishiro: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Image 221350   12-16-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 221349 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by youshall. We'll pray for you, youshall.
Score:
633
 
 LieutenantTofu: Can I get a Bonsai Lemon Tree that grows bite-size lemons?
 Shay: @Warrax This is fine dining.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Trickle down economics
 Robespierre: This is fine.
 Peter Pantsless: Bonsai level 5000
Image 221348   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
359
 
 Felicity: Shmoo-shaped
 jazzjunkie: @ignatz Does a bear wear a pointy hat?
 carpwoman: @ignatz - He's behind the tree.
 WTF: I'd like to hear David Attenborough explaining this.
 ignatz: @dobbiesdoogs but what about the Pope?
 Fiveninety: these new Charmin commercials are way too realistic
 Side Boob: Im looking for the bunny
 dobbiesdoogs: well, that settles that
Image 221347   12-16-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
833
 
 VeeKay: Frigging millinials
 static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!
 RiderFan: A dominatrix makes more money in one night than 74% of people make in two weeks.
 Robespierre: Hogarth was trying way too hard in his later works.
Image 221346   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
292
 
 BavidDowie: Chooby is just his nickname.
 trelyate: also he seems to have some sort of disease that turns his skin grey
 Yurishiro: Tough. But fair.
Image 221345   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
714
 
Image 221344   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
303
 
 VeeKay: Frigging millenials
 LieutenantTofu: @Shay top one is from Breaking Bad, he's Saul's bodyguard
 LieutenantTofu: you know it's too damn hot when you're heatsinking yourself with pennies
 Shay: THAT'S RACIST.jpg
 Ulillillia: I would like to sleep on the money with this boy because he's chubby
 Robespierre: Dey bof ded.
 Warrax: I'm dreaming of nickles.
Image 221343   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
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