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257749  Felicity: Do they come through the tubes?

257750  Felicity: My first thought was Rush Limbaugh

257820  tib gubb: very statuesque

257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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Score:
371
 
 Mr Bleak: "... the good news is, the guy in the next bed wants to buy your watch."
 Science: @a sedated moose: Meat grinder, apparently. This is pretty freaking terrible.
 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray
 El hefe: This is fine
 addend: #221226.
 carpwoman: Yeah, just take that off.
 trelyate: but I always drink plenty of... malk?
 Spazstatic: You might be right about it being broken...
 a sedated moose: Holy crap! Wrapped up in a lathe or something?
 Shay: Rock Lobster?
 Callahan: You Just slept on it wrong don't worry put some ice.
 Hosebag: Well, the hypochondriac is back. what is it now?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Maid Rite
 Brain: Tol'ja not to stick yer arm outta the train's window...
 Side Boob: Walk it off.
 dobbiesdoogs: stop jerking it so much
Image 221352   12-16-17   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
329
 
 ignatz: Turing test failure
Image 221351   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
272
 
 addend: All spacetime beyond this point shall be dry. Behold, infinite sobriety!
 Spazstatic: @Rent A Dog "please pick up after your dog"
 mom: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Image 221350   12-16-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Image 221349 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by youshall. Your image was bad, youshall.
Score:
633
 
 LieutenantTofu: Can I get a Bonsai Lemon Tree that grows bite-size lemons?
 Shay: @Warrax This is fine dining.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Trickle down economics
 Fuzzpot: This is fine.
 Peter Pantsless: Bonsai level 5000
Image 221348   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
359
 
 Starry Lemon: Shmoo-shaped
 jazzjunkie: @ignatz Does a bear wear a pointy hat?
 carpwoman: @ignatz - He's behind the tree.
 WTF: I'd like to hear David Attenborough explaining this.
 ignatz: @dobbiesdoogs but what about the Pope?
 Fiveninety: these new Charmin commercials are way too realistic
 Side Boob: Im looking for the bunny
 dobbiesdoogs: well, that settles that
Image 221347   12-16-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
833
 
 VeeKay: Frigging millinials
 static xyz: @RiderFan this is why they hate us!
 RiderFan: A dominatrix makes more money in one night than 74% of people make in two weeks.
 danny: Hogarth was trying way too hard in his later works.
Image 221346   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
292
 
 BavidDowie: Chooby is just his nickname.
 trelyate: also he seems to have some sort of disease that turns his skin grey
 trumpet: Tough. But fair.
Image 221345   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
714
 
Image 221344   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
303
 
 VeeKay: Frigging millenials
 LieutenantTofu: @Shay top one is from Breaking Bad, he's Saul's bodyguard
 LieutenantTofu: you know it's too damn hot when you're heatsinking yourself with pennies
 Shay: THAT'S RACIST.jpg
 Ulillillia: I would like to sleep on the money with this boy because he's chubby
 nanananana: Dey bof ded.
 Warrax: I'm dreaming of nickles.
Image 221343   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
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