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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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1. Air Biscuit
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. glenalec
5. Nope
6. Mr. Shine
7. Robespierre
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Christina
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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Sydney uploaded 248348 (925 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (916 points)
dingding uploaded 248238 (913 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (855 points)
Fullhouse uploaded 248362 (844 points)
9inchfails uploaded 248415 (837 points)
Jolly Well uploaded 248174 (835 points)
Pikachu uploaded 248450 (831 points)


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 1. Annoying Vegan : 9952 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
82
 
 Felicity: Illustrations by Hira Manish
 Yurishiro: Bad here but perfect for a vagina blog
Image 221298   12-16-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
726
 
 Spazstatic: Uber horn
 Whatever: But I wanted the Uber medic
 fanny: And that Uber driver? Albert Einstein.
 carpwoman: Rad
 tib gubb: even better - captive audience
Image 221297   12-16-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
752
 
 Mr Bleak: "Humminggator: It's not pollen he's after." If they can make a sequel to Sharknado, they'll film anything.
 fanny: can't fool me Luxuslurch I know it's you!
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Butt what a croc!
 Mr. Butt: Birdo-Gator II: The Re-Birding
Image 221296   12-16-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
444
 
 tib gubb: and they get real rapey on sunday after church
 raditzu: Begone, sex-crazed harlot! I'm a man of honor and purity... and sadnes and misery.
 dobbiesdoogs: nice try, idaho
 Whatever: With narcissistic homicidal tendencies I bet.
 VeeKay: Early fake news.
 WaffleIron: If you've heard the expression "Paris of the Prairies" then you know advertising has a habit of lying to you about these types of places.
 carpwoman: Should I pack my bike?
 VoR: Early dating companies knew how to play it even back then.
Image 221295   12-16-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
521
 
 Hosebag: You know, Peng-u-ins is practically Chickens.
 Whatever: Wait, arent they supposed to be flightless?
 carpwoman: @Yam - Those guys were funny. Loved the football player skits.
 Yam: @carpwoman Its a reference to a Key and Peele sketch where two eccentric characters on a plane tell their seat mate about how theyre prepared to fight any terrorists (so called terries) should the need arise.
 carpwoman: @Yam - What's that in English?
 furneim: But I ordered the chicken
 Yam: If these pengies try to get froggy on this air plane, we gonna draxx. Them. Sklounst.
Image 221294   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
148
 
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Image 221293   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
593
 
 Hokie333: Beardogpig?
 VeeKay: @a sedated moose @Lantry Smashed it. Take a bow.
 a sedated moose: @Lantry well played, sir.
 Lantry: @a sedated moose
 a sedated moose: I don't know what kind of animal this is.
Image 221292   12-16-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
302
 
 Austin: Whate,ver
 Amy Housewine: cain't place whut ain't thurr
 Sandor: I'm, sorry
Image 221291   12-16-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
293
 
 well duh: "Method. Not even once." C'mon people, this was obvious.
 Ulillillia: Did you grab laundry
 bug: CLeaning BAd
Image 221290   12-16-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
106
 
Image 221289   12-16-17   Uploaded by    rachel
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