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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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 deathawaits: Illustrations by Hira Manish
 Mr. Lizard: Bad here but perfect for a vagina blog
Image 221298   12-16-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
726
 
 Spazstatic: Uber horn
 Whatever: But I wanted the Uber medic
 fanny: And that Uber driver? Albert Einstein.
 carpwoman: Rad
 tib gubb: even better - captive audience
Image 221297   12-16-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
752
 
 Mr Bleak: "Humminggator: It's not pollen he's after." If they can make a sequel to Sharknado, they'll film anything.
 fanny: can't fool me Luxuslurch I know it's you!
 trees: @Mr. Butt what a croc!
 Mr. Butt: Birdo-Gator II: The Re-Birding
Image 221296   12-16-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
444
 
 tib gubb: and they get real rapey on sunday after church
 raditzu: Begone, sex-crazed harlot! I'm a man of honor and purity... and sadnes and misery.
 dobbiesdoogs: nice try, idaho
 Whatever: With narcissistic homicidal tendencies I bet.
 Mr. Skeltal: Early fake news.
 WaffleIron: If you've heard the expression "Paris of the Prairies" then you know advertising has a habit of lying to you about these types of places.
 carpwoman: Should I pack my bike?
 Borm Pumpies: Early dating companies knew how to play it even back then.
Image 221295   12-16-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
521
 
 Hosebag: You know, Peng-u-ins is practically Chickens.
 Whatever: Wait, arent they supposed to be flightless?
 carpwoman: @Yam - Those guys were funny. Loved the football player skits.
 Yam: @carpwoman Its a reference to a Key and Peele sketch where two eccentric characters on a plane tell their seat mate about how theyre prepared to fight any terrorists (so called terries) should the need arise.
 carpwoman: @Yam - What's that in English?
 furneim: But I ordered the chicken
 Yam: If these pengies try to get froggy on this air plane, we gonna draxx. Them. Sklounst.
Image 221294   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
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Image 221293   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
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 Hokie333: Beardogpig?
 westerner: @a sedated moose @Lantry Smashed it. Take a bow.
 a sedated moose: @Lantry well played, sir.
 Lantry: @a sedated moose
 a sedated moose: I don't know what kind of animal this is.
Image 221292   12-16-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
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 Austin: Whate,ver
 Amy Housewine: cain't place whut ain't thurr
 Sandor: I'm, sorry
Image 221291   12-16-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
293
 
 well duh: "Method. Not even once." C'mon people, this was obvious.
 Ulillillia: Did you grab laundry
 bug: CLeaning BAd
Image 221290   12-16-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
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Image 221289   12-16-17   Uploaded by    rachel
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