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272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

272425  Nope: Well, did it work?

272407  tib gubb: mondays, amirite

272423  grizzly: It's deathday, my dudes!

272372  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272420  addend: (Demands reward money.)

272395  Scoo: You think I have hands? That's specist!

272406  Scoo: Hahaha!

272409  Scoo: Diabeeeetus

272410  Scoo: Poor Peter Norton; his name has been taken in such vain

272401  FarmerWalk: the Alan Parsons pie chart

272270  Sadpygmy: She seems nice

272428  nightmarez: Lift with one arm while slapping ass, laughing, and farting

272393  Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf try submitting it again?

272417  a robot: Ok, "leather bird" made me laugh

272415  Not A Bot: dont let your dreams be memes

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Teechur
6. Mad Collager
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Amy Housewine
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
grizzly uploaded 272039 (1108 points)
Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1065 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (834 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


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 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Side Boob: 5072 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 4762 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2659 points
 6. youshall: 2410 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1775 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1612 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1516 points
14. Snow Plow: 1500 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
549
 
 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.
 Shay: Just another day on the Metropolitan Transit Authority rail system.
 RiderFan: If you have the legs, show them off!
 Ulillillia: mr boombastic
 White Rice: That Tuxedo Mask at the back best be a lady, for the sake of consistency.
 rustedpeace: Nothing the least bit bradtastic about this scene.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ooooh, hello Sailor!
Image 221276   12-16-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
904
 
 Liar tuck: What if I want little bites with my kisses?
 ratwa: I call the snarling one Bitey.
 Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.
 Shay: Truth in advertising.
Image 221275   12-16-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
185
 
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"
 Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?
 bug: Life finds a way.
Image 221274   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
403
 
 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.
 cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.
 Oober: @VeeKay Yes, exactly what I meant.
 night shift: @VeeKay Cygnets?
 tears as lube: Fishy, unpleasant flesh - unless you feed them on oats from being young.
 kornisjon: That's one brave man.
 furneim: Lazy swans
 jochenau: Swan Lake
 Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.
Image 221273   12-16-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
358
 
 Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.
 BlarfyB: Angel of the sea.
Image 221272   12-16-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
422
 
 Starry Lemon: Mortality sucks
 furneim: Man those guys are skinny
 Ulillillia: Littering is a tragedy.
 tib gubb: NEEEEERDS
 Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"
 bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.
 Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.
Image 221271   12-16-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
342
 
 sylveon: Hipster lettering
 cybeq: Sentiments like these expressed on a poster indicates that this probably dates back to London's Boris Johnson Daze - Keep Britain's Toady.
 well duh: people *comma* Fiona. Sigh. Not to be pedantic, but wouldn't it have been more appropriate to address Fiona as a (dreaded) 'c'-word than a dick? I mean, from a gender standpoint? I'm not up on my "Queen's English slang". Seems to be a bit of punctuation missing up top, too. I should call Noam Chomsky...
 Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.
 Shay: It's wether she wants to spoons.
 Amy Housewine: @Mumbo Dingus It's a result of the time difference between the American zones and GMT, obviously. Never eat Mexican food with jetlag, you'll have problems.
Image 221270   12-16-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
169
 
 Side Boob: I typically wash my cars once every three years, and it has never been this dirty. And I live in a state that gets snow.
Image 221269   12-16-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
172
 
 XLY: **you're!
 furneim: Cake really softens the blow
 itskando: @greg same
 bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*
 Sadbot: This is a real good way to create someone who obsessively covers their tracks, shame spirals, or both.
Image 221268   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
238
 
Image 221267   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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