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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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Score:
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 Liar tuck: What if I want little bites with my kisses?
 ratwa: I call the snarling one Bitey.
 Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.
 Shay: Truth in advertising.
Image 221275   12-16-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
185
 
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"
 Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?
 bug: Life finds a way.
Image 221274   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
403
 
 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.
 cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Yes, exactly what I meant.
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Cygnets?
 VeeKay: Fishy, unpleasant flesh - unless you feed them on oats from being young.
 kornisjon: That's one brave man.
 furneim: Lazy swans
 jochenau: Swan Lake
 Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.
Image 221273   12-16-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
358
 
 Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.
 BlarfyB: Angel of the sea.
Image 221272   12-16-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
422
 
 VeeKay: Mortality sucks
 furneim: Man those guys are skinny
 Ulillillia: Littering is a tragedy.
 tib gubb: NEEEEERDS
 Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"
 bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.
 Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.
Image 221271   12-16-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
342
 
 sylveon: Hipster lettering
 cybeq: Sentiments like these expressed on a poster indicates that this probably dates back to London's Boris Johnson Daze - Keep Britain's Toady.
 well duh: people *comma* Fiona. Sigh. Not to be pedantic, but wouldn't it have been more appropriate to address Fiona as a (dreaded) 'c'-word than a dick? I mean, from a gender standpoint? I'm not up on my "Queen's English slang". Seems to be a bit of punctuation missing up top, too. I should call Noam Chomsky...
 Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.
 Shay: It's wether she wants to spoons.
 Amy Housewine: @Mumbo Dingus It's a result of the time difference between the American zones and GMT, obviously. Never eat Mexican food with jetlag, you'll have problems.
Image 221270   12-16-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
169
 
 Side Boob: I typically wash my cars once every three years, and it has never been this dirty. And I live in a state that gets snow.
Image 221269   12-16-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
172
 
 XLY: **you're!
 furneim: Cake really softens the blow
 itskando: @greg same
 bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*
 Sadbot: This is a real good way to create someone who obsessively covers their tracks, shame spirals, or both.
Image 221268   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
238
 
Image 221267   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
791
 
 KickassHellyeah: Not a single bad comment here. Have a shower of +s.
 WaffleIron: Cube was a good movie
 Jeffrat: Yeah yeah size of a football pitch, but what is that in square bunnies? Why can't you tell me that? Why do you hate non-sport related units of measure?
 space: Boxing Day isn't for another week or so, lepus.
 Haute and sweaty: Be hare *and* be square.
 Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"
 Sandor: Patch of hare
 LieutenantTofu: bunny yard defragmentation complete
Image 221266   12-16-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
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