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228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

228427  VeeKay: @VeeKay Blasphemous enough bruh?

228427  VeeKay: Muhammad (may his name be praised) shown with his wife Khadijah; during a visitation from the Archangel Gabriel.

228525  Amy Housewine: LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS

228528  Amy Housewine: Ventriloquist acts are always boring, can't see this one being any different.

228530  barfolomew: @Robespierre It means that the next time I get a kitten it's definitely getting the name "Nitteko."

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. Teechur
7. dangerkeith3000
8. glenalec
9. Aufziehvogel
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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ping uploaded 228363 (1371 points)
Scoo uploaded 228064 (1313 points)
Scoo uploaded 228018 (1055 points)
Scoo uploaded 228074 (1040 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1039 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (1020 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 16663 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 14241 points
 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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Score:
791
 
 Yurishiro: Not a single bad comment here. Have a shower of +s.
 WaffleIron: Cube was a good movie
 Jeffrat: Yeah yeah size of a football pitch, but what is that in square bunnies? Why can't you tell me that? Why do you hate non-sport related units of measure?
 Robespierre: Boxing Day isn't for another week or so, lepus.
 Haute and sweaty: Be hare *and* be square.
 Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"
 Sandor: Patch of hare
 LieutenantTofu: bunny yard defragmentation complete
Image 221266   12-16-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
364
 
 Dr Awkward: @Oh Don Piano Butt it feels so real.
 Shay: Butt what?
Image 221265   12-16-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
341
 
 petepuma: @god666 crap, what was his name again?
Image 221264   12-16-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
337
 
 Greifer: classic jeff
 Robespierre: Grasping... Try CraigsList.
Image 221263   12-16-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
514
 
 Cami: @tane "What are you looking at, kid?" Only then did I notice the hands-free device in his other ear.
 Not A Bot: Boom goes the dynamite!
 Skaalar: @tane Check it out Butthead, this chick has three boobs!
 eider: Still searching for that TP
 Yurishiro: Is this real life
Image 221262   12-16-17   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
170
 
 carpwoman: Could be legally blind and in need of a device to see the chalkboard.
 Hosebag: I 3D printed my diploma. Fuck that shit.
Image 221261   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
594
 
 Robespierre: When Gravity Attacks.
Image 221260   12-16-17   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
478
 
 Cami: I thought I heard a camel in here! The lease says no pets!
 Felicity: If you let the nose of the camel into the apartment...
 copunter: ... so they'll push back!
 Robespierre: "Oh, no; my husband's home! Quick, go hide ... on the balcony!"
 petepuma: her husband came home
 Yurishiro: Is your neighbor a heavy smoker?
 penguinslovebananas: So many questions.........
Image 221259   12-16-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
194
 
 LieutenantTofu: tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun DA DA DA
Image 221258   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
514
 
 jochenau: @ignatz youtube.com/…
 ignatz: @cannabis link please..
 Peter Pantsless: But you're never lonely with comments on the friendly spaceship
Image 221257   12-16-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
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