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257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. VeeKay
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. Knice
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9. Amy Housewine
10. Side Boob



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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (1208 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (994 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (918 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (869 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (868 points)
god666 uploaded 257730 (864 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
watwatwat uploaded 257616 (836 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (834 points)
big butt bum uploaded 257613 (803 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Laree: 6089 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3108 points
 4. Shay: 2999 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2843 points
 6. burritos: 2371 points
 7. Scoo: 2348 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 2088 points
 9. Mr. Shine: 1942 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. NotHuman: 1794 points
13. watwatwat: 1778 points
14. tess: 1728 points
15. rip odb: 1691 points
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 raditzu: A seal walks into a club... oh, that's not funny
 BlarfyB: Looks like that warranty isn't void.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like that brush gets the seal of approval
Image 221164   12-15-17   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
315
 
 VeeKay: @carpwoman Maple trees!
 furneim: Finally, I can look classy while chugging maple syrup!
 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.
 Nope: @kornisjon Fermented maple syrup tastes like soil and sour so usually they just add it as a flavouring to other spirits
 kornisjon: @Air Biscuit That sounds heavenly. Maple syrup instead of honey or both?
 Air Biscuit: @kornisjon a friend of mine brewed some maple mead in a basement not too long ago. It was amazing.
 carpwoman: @VeeKay - My first thought, too. What exactly do you need to press?
 VeeKay: Pressing? Fucking pressing? Idiots.
 kornisjon: It's fuckin delicious, too. Only way it could be better would be if it was also alcoholic. Get to work on that, Canada.
Image 221163   12-15-17   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
458
 
 catheter: Mans gotta eat
 deadwombat: What's in YOUR GameWallet? Not this thing, I hope.
 kornisjon: Another day, another dollar.
 sparenamelaptopdied: He knocked over the ant-farm..
Image 221162   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
477
 
 addend: "I don't see any ninjas around here." / "Exactly."
 norgu5: Read between the lines a little closer, @Shay.
 Shay: How rude, that's ceiling cat's home.
Image 221161   12-15-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
236
 
 kazzy94: Patoooo!
 sparename: Not quite Hawkwind
Image 221160   12-15-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
255
 
 carpwoman: What are we looking at?
 Air Biscuit: @VeeKay i SEE what you did there.
 VeeKay: (Insert bad camouflage joke here)
Image 221159   12-15-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
520
 
 BlarfyB: Ironically, the kid's name is Calipash.
 Bernie 2016: Cowabunga
Image 221158   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
537
 
 Dr Awkward: Grandma will turtle slap the shit out of you!
 Not A Bot: sumthin' wrong with you boy
 kornisjon: Bad grandma.
Image 221157   12-15-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
341
 
 Shay: HEY! WAYNE! I gotta lose no pain!
 Ulillillia: @AstoriaBum What's an upvote?
 grizzly: Bad stuff happens in the bathroom.
 veryblue: @AstoriaBum Wayne County, Kentucky now prefers to be known as Jayne :-)
 Butcherboy: Police have nothing to go on
 AstoriaBum: I always wondered what happened to Wayne County. This looks like a long way from Max's Kansas City. (Upvote if you're an aging punk fan.)
Image 221156   12-15-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
263
 
 Peter Pantsless: *swipes left*
 Spazstatic: OK
Image 221155   12-15-17   Uploaded by    logono
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