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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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 Ulillillia: @apoxia I think that's how it was done in the 60s and since it's always been portrayed like that in popular media ever since, people see the setup and automatically associate it with "therapy session"
 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?
 raditzu: The best proof that cats don't care.. he's not taking any notes!
 Hosebag: @Weedheart Rubber, actually. Don't ask.
 Not A Bot: 2 POOCY 4 ME
 funny in the wall: i'm real sick of your shit, barbara
 Side Boob: So I says to the Llama; "Hey Llama! How about a little something, you know, for the effort." The Llama looks at me and he says; "There will be no money. But when you die, on your death-bed, you will receive total consciousness."
 sparenamelaptopdied: Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
Image 221134   12-15-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
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You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 221133   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
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 Nope: @carpwoman youtube.com/…
 carpwoman: @Nope - Ok.
 Warrax: It's my face, Billy. Your lunch today is mother's face.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Neutral Milk Hotel
 apoxia: Mrs Tamborine Mum
 Nope: What a beautiful lunch That I look forward to munch While circling all round the sun What a beautiful dream That could flash on the screen In a blink of an eye and be gone from me Soft and sweet Let me hold it close and keep it here with me, me And one day we will die And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea But for now we are young Let us lay in the sun And count every beautiful cracker we can see Love to be In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me, me What a curious life we have found here tonight There is music that sounds from the street There are lights in the clouds Anna's ghost all around Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me Soft and sweet How the notes all bend and reach above the trees Now how I remember you How
Image 221132   12-15-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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 funny in the wall: @furneim that's probably a bit dire of a prediction, but it is possible. if some puritan asshole gets hold of an ISP, it could happen. After all, Blockbuster was allegedly owned by christian fundamentalists and they not only did not stock "unpure" sex stuff, they also did not stock movies they found religiously questionable.
 furneim: @funny in the wall because of the net neutrality thing? That's terrifying
 Hokie333: @aeroaero I hope you don't rent your place...
 Hokie333: Trouble is, you're still gonna get busted precisely because your history and cache are empty.
 funny in the wall: don't worry, there'll be no porn on the internet in a few years
 Side Boob: Think of the children (tm)
 sparenamelaptopdied: Had a friend that I had to visit every now and again to totally disinfect his computer - viruses, trojans etc all *caught* from porn sites. My ex hated me going 'cos I'd get home late, drunk, stoned and happy. After Steve died I have no idea who inherited the computer but nothing was ever said...
Image 221131   12-15-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
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 ptrain: Shake it up (woo-hoo!), shake it up...
Image 221130   12-15-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
223
 
 apoxia: I feel like I'm missing something.
 VeeKay: Hmmm
Image 221129   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
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 tib gubb: it'll take the attention away from your glaring case of jaundice
 Ulillillia: Oh Peter just wear the shirt
 addend: So be different enough to be popular!
Image 221128   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
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 Murdertaco: Birthday parts for beebeees are boring as fuck.
 trelyate: If it were the first Ghostbusters, it would be understandable.
Image 221127   12-15-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
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 Knice: They taped over my birthday for fucking GhostBusters II.
Image 221126   12-15-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Image 221125 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SS Keith. Your image was bad, SS Keith.
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