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273105  steve: Ok this is the first BAD this picture will get from me for now on it's always getting BAD.

273023  Bob: Ohai naybor.

273097  Side Boob: No ducks given.

273032  Bob: Remember what's important

273041  Bob: @Teechur Once someone walked out of my house, and fell down the steps (they were fine). My indoor Doggo Lola took the opportunity to bolt outside as always. Then reconsidered and instead chose to assist the hooman. A great doggo.

273044  Bob: Paradise. Someone is living the dream.

273047  Bob: I need more doggos in my life

273048  Bob: Orange blowfish are an important breakfast fruit.

273049  Bob: My wife keeps snacks in her purse for me, just in case I get hangry. True love.

273090  burritos: Freedom!

273063  Bob: Why hate potato?

273034  El hefe: @Side Boob yep, have had to do this more than once to keep it going

273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.



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 Ulillillia: @apoxia I think that's how it was done in the 60s and since it's always been portrayed like that in popular media ever since, people see the setup and automatically associate it with "therapy session"
 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?
 raditzu: The best proof that cats don't care.. he's not taking any notes!
 Hosebag: @Weedheart Rubber, actually. Don't ask.
 Not A Bot: 2 POOCY 4 ME
 funny in the wall: i'm real sick of your shit, barbara
 Side Boob: So I says to the Llama; "Hey Llama! How about a little something, you know, for the effort." The Llama looks at me and he says; "There will be no money. But when you die, on your death-bed, you will receive total consciousness."
 sparenamelaptopdied: Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
Image 221134   12-15-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
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Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 221133   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
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 Nope: @carpwoman youtube.com/…
 carpwoman: @Nope - Ok.
 Warrax: It's my face, Billy. Your lunch today is mother's face.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Neutral Milk Hotel
 apoxia: Mrs Tamborine Mum
 Nope: What a beautiful lunch That I look forward to munch While circling all round the sun What a beautiful dream That could flash on the screen In a blink of an eye and be gone from me Soft and sweet Let me hold it close and keep it here with me, me And one day we will die And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea But for now we are young Let us lay in the sun And count every beautiful cracker we can see Love to be In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me, me What a curious life we have found here tonight There is music that sounds from the street There are lights in the clouds Anna's ghost all around Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me Soft and sweet How the notes all bend and reach above the trees Now how I remember you How
Image 221132   12-15-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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 funny in the wall: @furneim that's probably a bit dire of a prediction, but it is possible. if some puritan asshole gets hold of an ISP, it could happen. After all, Blockbuster was allegedly owned by christian fundamentalists and they not only did not stock "unpure" sex stuff, they also did not stock movies they found religiously questionable.
 furneim: @funny in the wall because of the net neutrality thing? That's terrifying
 Hokie333: @aeroaero I hope you don't rent your place...
 Hokie333: Trouble is, you're still gonna get busted precisely because your history and cache are empty.
 funny in the wall: don't worry, there'll be no porn on the internet in a few years
 Side Boob: Think of the children (tm)
 sparenamelaptopdied: Had a friend that I had to visit every now and again to totally disinfect his computer - viruses, trojans etc all *caught* from porn sites. My ex hated me going 'cos I'd get home late, drunk, stoned and happy. After Steve died I have no idea who inherited the computer but nothing was ever said...
Image 221131   12-15-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
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 ptrain: Shake it up (woo-hoo!), shake it up...
Image 221130   12-15-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
223
 
 apoxia: I feel like I'm missing something.
 aeroaero: Hmmm
Image 221129   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
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 tib gubb: it'll take the attention away from your glaring case of jaundice
 Ulillillia: Oh Peter just wear the shirt
 addend: So be different enough to be popular!
Image 221128   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
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 Murdertaco: Birthday parts for beebeees are boring as fuck.
 trelyate: If it were the first Ghostbusters, it would be understandable.
Image 221127   12-15-17   Uploaded by    matos
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 Knice: They taped over my birthday for fucking GhostBusters II.
Image 221126   12-15-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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It was uploaded by SS Keith. You have brought shame on us, SS Keith.
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