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273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

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273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...



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 jochenau: @addend Ah good call.
 Flarmie: @cenecia Damn, I wish my name was Larry or Isaac. Instead I have to figure out what to do with that T monstrosity.
 addend: @jochenau The axis of rotation is the left edge.
 jochenau: I think you did J wrong...
 cenecia: Your buttplug is assigned to you by the first letter of your name.
 Rev80: Most tedious substitution code ever..
Image 221077   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
349
 
 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?
 addend: "Looks like Al Dente placed his last bet. Get me a body bag and a colander."
 blendedtwice: @Peter Pantsless This is in my top ten ways, fo sho.
 PenguinBartender: Oh, is it art school final project week already?
 beyardo: I wish there was a law against whatever this is.
 Peter Pantsless: That's how I wanna go
 petepuma: Mama mia
 Rev80: My meatball has arms, legs, and a horrible mustache..
 a robot: That's a big fork. I don't wanna focus on anything else going on here
 Ihminen: #NationalPuhskintiDay
Image 221076   12-15-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
287
 
 NashtasticVoyage: In bizarro SMB, they're from South Jersey instead of South Brooklyn.
 petepuma: Shitbag Mario and Luigi
 Big Beagler: @demonius They look more Chav-ish to me.
 9inchfails: Winken, Blinken, ... and just plain Odd.
Image 221075   12-15-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
385
 
 Science: Herb Alpert gone mad!
 Prostata: [blowing intensifies]
 Not A Bot: My brain can't parse this image
 jazzjunkie: That's my jam
Image 221074   12-15-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
588
 
 Prostata: MUSTARD?!
 Whatever: This is dinner. You should've seen the great costume his pal Lunch was wearing, but....
 Sandor: That bunny is the wurst
 Salvador Molly: Buns Bunny.
Image 221073   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
206
 
 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
 funny in the wall: yeast infection: rum and milk
 kornisjon: I'll have the Smelly Pirate Hooker, and I don't care what it tastes like.
 petepuma: if you're gonna go with the "stay classy" motif, you should pick names that all come from that movie. This is just cheating.
 Rev80: I am confused.. Is a Pirate Hooker, someone who only has sex for money with pirates, or a Hooker that also sails the high seas looking for treasure?
 breadtoaster: @silver that's scotchy MCscotch scotch if you please.. ;)
 trees: Mugatu mule should have milk was a bad choice's ingredients.
Image 221072   12-15-17   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
699
 
 Peter Pantsless: @mammal883 I have it on my phone. I'm not very good at it but it's fun
 mammal883: Is this Go? Always thought that it looked interesting. If it can keep the attention of two cats, I'm gonna try it. I'm getting bored with the wad of wrapping paper that i've been playing with...
Image 221071   12-15-17   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
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 BlarfyB: What a boar.
 Rev80: That joke was SOW ridiculous
 Whatever: I'll setting for a bacon pizza.
Image 221070   12-15-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
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 furneim: @Side Boob @Robespierre now I'm kinda mad that we get the ugly money...
 kshoxx: @furneim @Side Boob It appears to be Australian.
 Side Boob: @furneim No clue. I am also from the US
 furneim: @Side Boob is that real money? American here :x
 Hosebag: Too many cats? Not enough cash? You need "Cats for Cash"!!! Call right now, operators are standing by.
 melted plastic: Plot twist: this equals 7.59$
 Rev80: You don't even want to know what Ms. Pinky had to do for that cash..
 a robot: Cats Rule Everything Around Me
 Side Boob: I still have a hard time comprehending keeping that much cash around. Also cute kitty :P
 Ulillillia: Crikey!
Image 221069   12-15-17   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
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 Pegged Lamb: Your lyin!
 Rev80: Cheetara will be dancing on the ceiling when she sees this..
Image 221068   12-15-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
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