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273105  steve: Ok this is the first BAD this picture will get from me for now on it's always getting BAD.

273023  Bob: Ohai naybor.

273097  Side Boob: No ducks given.

273032  Bob: Remember what's important

273041  Bob: @Teechur Once someone walked out of my house, and fell down the steps (they were fine). My indoor Doggo Lola took the opportunity to bolt outside as always. Then reconsidered and instead chose to assist the hooman. A great doggo.

273044  Bob: Paradise. Someone is living the dream.

273047  Bob: I need more doggos in my life

273048  Bob: Orange blowfish are an important breakfast fruit.

273049  Bob: My wife keeps snacks in her purse for me, just in case I get hangry. True love.

273090  burritos: Freedom!

273063  Bob: Why hate potato?

273034  El hefe: @Side Boob yep, have had to do this more than once to keep it going

273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

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3. addend
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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.



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Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
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 6. NoOneImportant: 2049 points
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Score:
486
 
 furneim: This gives me.. cat scratch fever
 furneim: Is that Dave Grohl?
 JollyWell: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...
 Knice: @a robot GAAAA! Why do yall hate me? :-(
 mammal883: Lookin' good Glenn, who's your friend?
 edvard: @fanny Brilliant.
 Unstableton: "Please don't eat the cat."
 adeadcrab: "Devil's plaything in my hands, if you don't want pain, you don't understand!"
 zrj235: I did not know that Chuck Tingle was a ghost writer for the Conan series. (insert *hah* your own punchline here.)
 a robot: @fanny I guess #220927 is more to @Knice's liking :D
 apoxia: That's a beautiful beautiful people
 Knice: @fanny Thank you ever so much for causing me to notice that, you ass.
 Nope: Well I know where that mark on his arm came from.
 fanny: that's a pretty in-your-face username/upload combo!
Image 221026   12-14-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
466
 
 zrj235: @jazzjunkie the resemblance is uncanny
 jazzjunkie: My wife and I chose to have imaginary children, since we weren't able to have any real ones of our own. She's unable to conceive, being imaginary herself. I guess you could say the kids take after her in that respect.
 zrj235: tell my wife and kids i'll see them when they exist in an alternate fucking universe.
Image 221025   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
439
 
 Prostata: Fluorite! very RAD
 beckybecky: I received a mail about the friendly spaceship shutting down on January if more people don't support :(
 zrj235: @Not A Bot That was until they refined it and broke the natural order of things.
 apoxia: Amethyst
 Not A Bot: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.
 Mr. Shine: This Patreon donor is a real gem!
 dobbiesdoogs: radstone
Image 221024   12-14-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Image 221023 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by professorpig. Boo, professorpig.
Score:
111
 
 zrj235: NEIGH.
 wolfpk: That's a weird engagement photo.
 Ulillillia: She's tall
Image 221022   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
474
 
 mexican: Hellodile.
 zrj235: *BOSS FIGHT MUSIC PLAYS*
 Peter Pantsless: Oh shit, luxus is lurching this way!
Image 221021   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
214
 
 zrj235: Nope. You can't make me. Going to wear it to work tomorrow and see who notices.
 apoxia: @icloud It's so hard to do!
 Sandor: Same
 Korrok: I can dig it.
Image 221020   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
304
 
 jackthesmack: you should've been buying Venom tapes my friend
 zrj235: Daaawwww May is cute
 Winterneuro: @Mr. Whiskers more like Heavy Metal music Baby!!!
 Peter Pantsless: Username/upload mismatch
 Mr. Whiskers: *Heavy Breakup Music*
Image 221019   12-14-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
464
 
 zrj235: pure gold is much heavier than most people realize. took both of em. as soon as Emil heard the camera, he turned around and removed the last witness.
 Kaviri: I was helping her glue the broken straps back onto her bag, and we really connected. Weve stuck together ever since.
Image 221018   12-14-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
187
 
 raditzu: What time is it? It's launch-a-missile-o'clock
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers *on the Moon Moon
 zrj235: @Mr. Shine She died doing what she loved. First dog to land on mars.
 Mr. Shine: RIP Laika
 Mr. Whiskers: Ah 1968...when Russian wolves first landed on the moon
Image 221017   12-14-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
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