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273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

273215  Yam: Swanky Granny

273237  Whatever: Or maybe they are just stalkers aspiring to be like Kavanaugh

273207  Teechur: Award for Good Doggo

273231  BavidDowie: Do you like apples?

273232  BavidDowie: Ew! It was full of blood!

273238  BavidDowie: Long Distance mlem

273233  some guy : @james phrasing

273229  KingTrebek: Ctrl + A, Enter

273235  kazzy94: My cat wants me to quit smoking, too.

273232  kazzy94: That's a friggin huge mosquito, jeez

273227  Not A Bot: When your name is Evil, you might think that bad is good but you're so very wrong: its EVIL. But being wrong is right and so you're good again! And that's the evilest thing of alllllll.

273224  FormerLurker: In the beginning of the year old man was younger than the usual one guy who was younger than the usual one guy who was younger than the usual one.

273231  Vinochet: doh!

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2. addend
3. tib gubb
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5. Not A Bot
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7. Side Boob
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9. a robot
10. Sadbot



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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272992 ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
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parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
ratwa uploaded 272791 (741 points)
Shay uploaded 272798 (739 points)


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 6. grimes: 2022 points
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10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
12. parrotsnest: 1737 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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 blendedtwice: @waffles That was me when I was around that age. To be fair it is one heck of a ride.
Image 220955   12-14-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
749
 
 raditzu: i(r/c)onic
 Bohab: @Peter Pantsless If you got past saving garden from the missile strike, you're better off imagining your own ending
 Peter Pantsless: @Bohab This is legit the only Final Fantasy I didn't finish (not counting the ones after X because they don't feel like FF anymore. The Bravely games are good, though).
 Bohab: Also, this game. Disk 1: Great! Disk 2: Still having fun. Disk 3: I don't know what going on anymore... & Everything after you go to outer space: My brain hurts....
 Bohab: I Really Wish Squall wasn't such A dick, No Matter What Choices You Make In The game He's Alwhiney whiney Asshole The Other 99% Of the Time
 Shay: Whatever.
Image 220954   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Image 220953 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by homeless. Boo, homeless.
Score:
368
 
 Amy Housewine: Santa for scale.
 Knice: graet fukcig meem bro
Image 220952   12-14-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
538
 
 El hefe: NOW FIGHT!
 blendedtwice: Cue the Kitty Cat scream from "Way of the Dragon"
 Minnesotan: hai truckosama
Image 220951   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
378
 
 sue: It's More Fun In Visayas
 Yam: If you puff with a puffer, youre gonna get puffed.
 bug: Hank Hill's diving lessons?
Image 220950   12-14-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
160
 
 Shorts Leng: The rich are different from you and I.
 withak: This looks like a Sluggy movie
Image 220949   12-14-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
506
 
 Teechur: Focus better next time. This is a bit fuzzy.
Image 220948   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
463
 
 oregon man: Hmm. I guess my comment got flagged or something
Image 220947   12-14-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
379
 
 carpwoman: @Knice - You have a point.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice haha gross
 Knice: @carpwoman I mean, you dont want things to start leakin right away, do ya?
 carpwoman: @Knice - Oh, dude. Really?
 grace: I'm gonna die young. :-/
 bug: I think this is Popeye. He's actually fucking Olive Oil, so the two answers are related.
 blendedtwice: Hey, my ma works at a retirement home. She says these folks are hornier than a porcupine on a cactus.
 Sadbot: @Knice Or just take it to your local oil change place where they overfill it and oil splatters all over your engine compartment next time you drive.
 Knice: Yep, just like an oil change. You want to lube up your finger and run it around the gasket a couple times before screwing.
Image 220946   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
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