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272428  addend: Do everything correctly.

272427  Knice: What an asphalt.

272417  Yam: Metric duck

272429  Yam: weckweckweck

272430  Yam: This is the type of thing I'm fawnd of

272430  Springbok: My children.

272429  SuedeOxford: "Bend over, I'm here to motivate you."

272415  SuedeOxford: Same

272421  namename: Her face of "really mister text box I get arrested? Yeah right"

272371  Air Biscuit: Hes so tiny tho. Youd need like 30 nemos to get full.

272420  SuedeOxford: "We don't have a picture, but she looks a lot like you. That'll be handy when we find the remains."

272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

272425  Nope: Well, did it work?

272407  tib gubb: mondays, amirite

272423  grizzly: It's deathday, my dudes!

272372  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Mad Collager
6. addend
7. Teechur
8. Shay
9. a robot
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
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White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (861 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (806 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (803 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)


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 6. youshall: 2410 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1775 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1612 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1516 points
14. Snow Plow: 1500 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
490
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 Big Bong Theory: Told you it would fit if we put the front passenger seat back.
 kazzy94: Unicarn
 XLY: When the sign says no parking and they really effing mean it
 LurkedMoar: Final Destination!
 Dresdenkeogh: I am beamer, please insert girder
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward mine ran out last month and bmw windshields are fucking expensive.
 petepuma: metal health will drive you mad.
 Dr Awkward: Good thing I have windshield insurance
 Rev80: Beamer taken to a whole new level..
 Mad Collager: That's what you get for driving a Beamer.
 Science: @karmakat: According to the article, it fell of a truck, bounced off the highway and into this guy's windshield. He got away with only a scratch on his arm. Unfortunately, he refused medical attention for the scratch, it became infected, and he died of sepsis. I made up the last part.
 Mr. Shine: YOUR HIGH-BEAMS ARE ON, BUDDY!
 KEKOEKEOEK: Bug or feature?
 Teechur: Beam in My Windshield.
 karmakat: WTF HAPPENED!
 tib gubb: it'll buff right out
Image 220869   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
186
 
 carpwoman: I found a key for the TP dispenser at work. I now have the power to get all the free TP I want. I don't take it, but I could.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine That's for the TP holder!
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur The hacksaw/file also works.
 Teechur: @Father Goose I use the scissors on my Swiss Army knife.
Image 220868   12-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
459
 
 buds420: Now THIS is a REAL kuliglig.
 night shift: I love how there are reins instead of a steering wheel, that way you can go YAAAH! when you speed up.
 tib gubb: "this baby can go 0 to 10 in... well, it can
Image 220867   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
415
 
Image 220866   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
429
 
 Cami: @Robespierre Ahhh Port Hardy. I've done a couple projects out that way. It's a nice place to be from.
 balloon: @Cami I've never even been to Nanaimo - but when I lived in Everett WA (The Armpit Of the Universe) many years ago the only TV station we could receive was out of Victoria BC, and there was always something about Nanaimo on the news ... as well as that ad trying to sucker people to move to Fort Hardy ("It's boomtimes, alright").
 Cami: @conner @Robespierre @Cami @Extreme Locorito You guys are a bunch of wet blankets!
 salmiakki: Its so the zombies can hear you pleading for your life.
 Cami: AGGRO-GATOR NANAIMO PARTY!?!
 Cami: @conner Are you from Nanaimo? I recall you posting a picture of a Nanaimo businessman covered in toner once. I know that doesn't necessarily mean you're from here but I wanted to ask.
 Cami: @Robespierre Now with talk like that I KNOW you're from Nanaimo.
 Cami: @tane Thanks Trudeau
 Skinr: The Dead Talk Back is a documentary!
 Rev80: I've seen research that shows that shaking dead children is .01% more effective at them hearing, and 100% more entertaining..
 Jonananathan: Hope, in Nanaimo? Not bloody likely.
 charlemagne: still no results professor? have you tried shouting louder
 zoe: Alas, some unknown factor is preventing them from working correctly.
 Cami: @Extreme Locorito Another user from Nanaimo!?!
Image 220865   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
275
 
 Call Of Pooty: And that's how I met your mother.
Image 220864   12-14-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
621
 
 Ulillillia: My oh!
 Not A Bot: (Star Trek fight song)
 karmakat: Lioness, Bear, Tiger...oh MY!
 RainbowTornado: TRYING TO GET MY RANK BACK UP, PLEASE + THIS COMMENT
 addend: *sigh* "Oh, my!'
Image 220863   12-14-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
372
 
 Rev80: This is why Flanders is in a metal band..
 White Male: Maybe he's talking about the children, they are Flanders too.
Image 220862   12-14-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
244
 
 Hyphae: Followed by me upping my dosage of Abilify
 blendedtwice: Followed by #220863 -- Oh My!
 Mumbo Dingus: ...and then the number youre calling, to save 10% on long distance!
 Hyphae: I find this a bit dry
Image 220861   12-14-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
368
 
 Dr Awkward: The one Futurama episode where Fry's dog waits for him makes me emotional and I won't let my wife watch it, as animals are her life.
Image 220860   12-14-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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