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228204  charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'

228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

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228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227919 Wooden Spoon: This is one of many things that I don't understand.

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.



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Score:
490
 
 carpwoman: *doink
 glenalec: Told you it would fit if we put the front passenger seat back.
 kazzy94: Unicarn
 XLY: When the sign says no parking and they really effing mean it
 LurkedMoar: Final Destination!
 Dresdenkeogh: I am beamer, please insert girder
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward mine ran out last month and bmw windshields are fucking expensive.
 petepuma: metal health will drive you mad.
 Dr Awkward: Good thing I have windshield insurance
 Rev80: Beamer taken to a whole new level..
 Mad Collager: That's what you get for driving a Beamer.
 Science: @karmakat: According to the article, it fell of a truck, bounced off the highway and into this guy's windshield. He got away with only a scratch on his arm. Unfortunately, he refused medical attention for the scratch, it became infected, and he died of sepsis. I made up the last part.
 Mr. Shine: YOUR HIGH-BEAMS ARE ON, BUDDY!
 Aufziehvogel: Bug or feature?
 Teechur: Beam in My Windshield.
 karmakat: WTF HAPPENED!
 tib gubb: it'll buff right out
Image 220869   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
186
 
 carpwoman: I found a key for the TP dispenser at work. I now have the power to get all the free TP I want. I don't take it, but I could.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine That's for the TP holder!
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur The hacksaw/file also works.
 Teechur: @Father Goose I use the scissors on my Swiss Army knife.
Image 220868   12-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
459
 
 Robespierre: Now THIS is a REAL kuliglig.
 Yurishiro: I love how there are reins instead of a steering wheel, that way you can go YAAAH! when you speed up.
 tib gubb: "this baby can go 0 to 10 in... well, it can
Image 220867   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
415
 
Image 220866   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
429
 
 Cami: @Robespierre Ahhh Port Hardy. I've done a couple projects out that way. It's a nice place to be from.
 Robespierre: @Cami I've never even been to Nanaimo - but when I lived in Everett WA (The Armpit Of the Universe) many years ago the only TV station we could receive was out of Victoria BC, and there was always something about Nanaimo on the news ... as well as that ad trying to sucker people to move to Fort Hardy ("It's boomtimes, alright").
 Cami: @conner @Robespierre @Cami @Extreme Locorito You guys are a bunch of wet blankets!
 glenalec: Its so the zombies can hear you pleading for your life.
 Cami: AGGRO-GATOR NANAIMO PARTY!?!
 Cami: @conner Are you from Nanaimo? I recall you posting a picture of a Nanaimo businessman covered in toner once. I know that doesn't necessarily mean you're from here but I wanted to ask.
 Cami: @Robespierre Now with talk like that I KNOW you're from Nanaimo.
 Cami: @tane Thanks Trudeau
 Skinr: The Dead Talk Back is a documentary!
 Rev80: I've seen research that shows that shaking dead children is .01% more effective at them hearing, and 100% more entertaining..
 Robespierre: Hope, in Nanaimo? Not bloody likely.
 charlemagne: still no results professor? have you tried shouting louder
 Yurishiro: Alas, some unknown factor is preventing them from working correctly.
 Cami: @Extreme Locorito Another user from Nanaimo!?!
Image 220865   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
275
 
 Yurishiro: And that's how I met your mother.
Image 220864   12-14-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
594
 
 Ulillillia: My oh!
 Not A Bot: (Star Trek fight song)
 karmakat: Lioness, Bear, Tiger...oh MY!
 RainbowTornado: TRYING TO GET MY RANK BACK UP, PLEASE + THIS COMMENT
 addend: *sigh* "Oh, my!'
Image 220863   12-14-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
372
 
 Rev80: This is why Flanders is in a metal band..
 Yurishiro: Maybe he's talking about the children, they are Flanders too.
Image 220862   12-14-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
244
 
 Hyphae: Followed by me upping my dosage of Abilify
 blendedtwice: Followed by #220863 -- Oh My!
 Felicity: ...and then the number youre calling, to save 10% on long distance!
 Hyphae: I find this a bit dry
Image 220861   12-14-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
368
 
 Dr Awkward: The one Futurama episode where Fry's dog waits for him makes me emotional and I won't let my wife watch it, as animals are her life.
Image 220860   12-14-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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