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258157  Nope: All good boys deserve homes

258125  Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: I see how it is... venomous bees then.

258129  Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258118  dobbiesdoogs: this is where i get off

258152  tib gubb: looks like your thumb drive is bricked

258152  tib gubb: universal serial brick

258150  Spazstatic: I eat sliced bread probably every other day on average. I have a mild to moderate allergic reaction to penicillin and most of its derivatives.

258153  Shay: Has anyone ever asked why Waldo is hiding in the first place?

258158  tib gubb: trigger warning how about?

258158  Spazstatic: It seems it's working

258153  tib gubb: *drawn-out sigh*

258143  Dreforian: From the makers of Colon Blow!

258150  Dreforian: Sliced bread's claim to fame is that it revolutionized the way we hype new inventions

258153  Dreforian: I was going to ask what having one hand bigger than the other signifies. Then I was wondering how a stick of butter that big hadn't melted yet. But the real question is, how do they manage daycare for this massive swingers party?

258047  Spazstatic: @Felicity no, at least mine didn't. They would stay away from him at all costs when he was awake. When he was sleeping they would try and cuddle with him cause he was warm and there were blankets.

258155  Dreforian: Alphanumeric!

258165  taiko: That is going to be one big doggo

258106  SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258103  SuedeOxford: @Felicity on Rusev Day, you can be whoever you want.

258135  Not A Bot: Looks like somebody done tread on something.

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257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.



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 carpwoman: *doink
 Big Bong Theory: Told you it would fit if we put the front passenger seat back.
 kazzy94: Unicarn
 XLY: When the sign says no parking and they really effing mean it
 LurkedMoar: Final Destination!
 Dresdenkeogh: I am beamer, please insert girder
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward mine ran out last month and bmw windshields are fucking expensive.
 petepuma: metal health will drive you mad.
 Dr Awkward: Good thing I have windshield insurance
 Rev80: Beamer taken to a whole new level..
 Mad Collager: That's what you get for driving a Beamer.
 Science: @karmakat: According to the article, it fell of a truck, bounced off the highway and into this guy's windshield. He got away with only a scratch on his arm. Unfortunately, he refused medical attention for the scratch, it became infected, and he died of sepsis. I made up the last part.
 Mr. Shine: YOUR HIGH-BEAMS ARE ON, BUDDY!
 KEKOEKEOEK: Bug or feature?
 Teechur: Beam in My Windshield.
 karmakat: WTF HAPPENED!
 tib gubb: it'll buff right out
Image 220869   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
186
 
 carpwoman: I found a key for the TP dispenser at work. I now have the power to get all the free TP I want. I don't take it, but I could.
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine That's for the TP holder!
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur The hacksaw/file also works.
 Teechur: @Father Goose I use the scissors on my Swiss Army knife.
Image 220868   12-14-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
459
 
 buds420: Now THIS is a REAL kuliglig.
 night shift: I love how there are reins instead of a steering wheel, that way you can go YAAAH! when you speed up.
 tib gubb: "this baby can go 0 to 10 in... well, it can
Image 220867   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
415
 
Image 220866   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
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 Cami: @Robespierre Ahhh Port Hardy. I've done a couple projects out that way. It's a nice place to be from.
 balloon: @Cami I've never even been to Nanaimo - but when I lived in Everett WA (The Armpit Of the Universe) many years ago the only TV station we could receive was out of Victoria BC, and there was always something about Nanaimo on the news ... as well as that ad trying to sucker people to move to Fort Hardy ("It's boomtimes, alright").
 Cami: @conner @Robespierre @Cami @Extreme Locorito You guys are a bunch of wet blankets!
 salmiakki: Its so the zombies can hear you pleading for your life.
 Cami: AGGRO-GATOR NANAIMO PARTY!?!
 Cami: @conner Are you from Nanaimo? I recall you posting a picture of a Nanaimo businessman covered in toner once. I know that doesn't necessarily mean you're from here but I wanted to ask.
 Cami: @Robespierre Now with talk like that I KNOW you're from Nanaimo.
 Cami: @tane Thanks Trudeau
 Skinr: The Dead Talk Back is a documentary!
 Rev80: I've seen research that shows that shaking dead children is .01% more effective at them hearing, and 100% more entertaining..
 Jonananathan: Hope, in Nanaimo? Not bloody likely.
 charlemagne: still no results professor? have you tried shouting louder
 zoe: Alas, some unknown factor is preventing them from working correctly.
 Cami: @Extreme Locorito Another user from Nanaimo!?!
Image 220865   12-14-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
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 Call Of Pooty: And that's how I met your mother.
Image 220864   12-14-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
621
 
 Ulillillia: My oh!
 Not A Bot: (Star Trek fight song)
 karmakat: Lioness, Bear, Tiger...oh MY!
 RainbowTornado: TRYING TO GET MY RANK BACK UP, PLEASE + THIS COMMENT
 addend: *sigh* "Oh, my!'
Image 220863   12-14-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
372
 
 Rev80: This is why Flanders is in a metal band..
 White Male: Maybe he's talking about the children, they are Flanders too.
Image 220862   12-14-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
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 Hyphae: Followed by me upping my dosage of Abilify
 blendedtwice: Followed by #220863 -- Oh My!
 Mumbo Dingus: ...and then the number youre calling, to save 10% on long distance!
 Hyphae: I find this a bit dry
Image 220861   12-14-17   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: The one Futurama episode where Fry's dog waits for him makes me emotional and I won't let my wife watch it, as animals are her life.
Image 220860   12-14-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
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