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257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

257828  withak: Straight Outta Cabinet - KWA. Toothless Records. 2018

257814  dangerkeith3000: Shuck on thish, Trebek!

257815  dangerkeith3000: Hipster Level: 1,000,000

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257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat



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Score:
821
 
 Yam: Goldeneye DK mode
 Side Boob: *We represent...the lollipop guild
 duckfarts: Shave off 30 pounds in 60 seconds with this one weird tip
 Mad Collager: She's perfect for Lord Farquaad!
 grizzly: Y u so smol?
Image 220796   12-13-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
276
 
 kornisjon: I thought it was a snowball. Relieved that it isn't. (Also, cute!)
 BavidDowie: Puff at me bro!
 Spazstatic: Try and out-puff a puffer yer gonna lose..
 Not A Bot: His mouth is smiling but his eyes want to kill you.
 Ulillillia: Try and out-puff a puffer yer gonna lose..
 ignatz: Try and out-puff a puffer yer gonna lose..
 ignatz: Try and out-puff a puffer yer gonna lose..
 BlarfyB: The derpperfish.
Image 220795   12-13-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
425
 
 binglesnort: That cat looks... Familiar
 Shay: Sabrina the Teenage Witch's Salem's Lot
 Side Boob: :catdrugs: :P
 Peter Pantsless: So, a regular cat, then
Image 220794   12-13-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
351
 
 MasterTwig: Wanna rub that belly so bad.
 Peter Pantsless: So, a regular dog, then
Image 220793   12-13-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
128
 
 Science: My cat licked a pumpkin pie that we had set out one Thanksgiving, leaving tongue marks everywhere. We ate the pie anyway.
 Extreme Locorito: Hm. How exactly does this mane work?
 BavidDowie: @ignatz It's all about the U bout the U
 ignatz: Doesn't matter, licked ham. Still not sure why they gave me top prize, but hey! Lion Mane!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: for the umpteenbajillioneth time I would love to see either the feline that can write english and in this case cook hams OR the human who has birthed a feline.
 Peter Pantsless: Whoa, your mother, a cat, was able to cook a ham and put it one the counter?
Image 220792   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
562
 
 blendedtwice: Well now I'm feeling fat. And hungry. Fungry? Idk.
 MasterTwig: Making nachos using waffle fries instead of chips is pretty much the best thing.
 2Berries: Potachos
 a robot: *heavy breathing*
 ITS TAPE: Waffle fries! They had these at McDonalds last year
 trelyate: worth the clogged artery
 BlarfyB: Needs more cheese. Or Cheez.
 Derp Herpigan: I dunno what this is, and I'm feeling my arteries dying just by looking at this, but I bet it would be rather tasty.
Image 220791   12-13-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
223
 
 Sadbot: Ha! Confederate flags flying next to US and Californian flags. Stay classy, defunct children's pizza chain.
 BlarfyB: Should have gone to Wall E. Weasel's' instead.
 Shay: Freddie? He and his pals wouldn't last one night here.
 Peter Pantsless: #117179
Image 220790   12-13-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
511
 
 Clim Tinties: You can't beat logic - at least that's how it used to be.
 Mad Collager: He's a master flautist. He flouts rules and arguments all the time.
 kristy: Friendly spaceship does it again.....
Image 220789   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
381
 
 sparename: Waterborkfing
Image 220788   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
214
 
 Gonzo: Glenn Danzig needs to lay off ... whatever the hell it is.
 Not A Bot: Is the joke that the edge of the sofa kinda makes him look like a baby elephant? I'm trying to find the funny here but I only works if I take my specs off...
 Ulillillia: Hulk smash
 FabricMan: Yes.
 electrode: I am assuming the image is actually a video game screenie.
Image 220787   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
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