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258179  Mr. Whiskers: Which one do I shoot?!?!

258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

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9. Not A Bot
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258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041



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TaintJuice uploaded 257712 (793 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (789 points)
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 7. Shay: 2247 points
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10. Scoo: 2038 points
11. burritos: 1926 points
12. DerMantis: 1842 points
13. elahabdh: 1778 points
14. Side Boob: 1776 points
15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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Score:
776
 
 Teechur: Plot twist: the burglar wanted that coaching position and planted the tapes.
 Dan Tagonistic: @glenalec and cops
 White Rice: @wolfpk oh, I know it well (that could be taken weirdly: I used to work at a courthouse). It extends to anything against kids, really. One particularly horrible story involved a drunk on a motorcycle hitting a father & daughter while they were walking. Serious injury on the Dad, daughter didnt make it, drunk asshole didnt give any fucks. After sentencing/going to prison, he didnt last a week before another inmate got him (and the inmate who did him in wasnt getting out anyway, so may as well gain extra points with everyone else...despite his unfavorable forhead tats)
 wolfpk: @White Rice Yes. Pedophiles are hated by other criminals. Even a serial kill is not looked down on like pedophiles are. They usually can't put pedophiles in general population, or the other inmates will kill him.
 cran vodka: There is a reason pedos have to be separated from the rest of the inmate population in jail.
 kazzy94: Chaotic good
 Knice: Good.
 Off Topic: His alignment is Lawful Evil
 White Rice: Honor among thieves, I guess?
 DarkTeddy: Well thats nice
Image 220756   12-13-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
414
 
 Shay: The last thing the photographer saw before he died.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: please may i ride you? i would like you to replace my car. i dont care where we go but im sure it will be awesome.
Image 220755   12-13-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
395
 
 Hokie333: Fuck the police
 Off Topic: Antisocial bird.
 VeeKay: 'Made in England'
 ignatz: Birb is Def
Image 220754   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Image 220753 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Skeltal. Boo, Mr. Skeltal.
Score:
165
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Elton Jeanette
Image 220752   12-13-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
368
 
 BlarfyB: @Knice Sweet dreams!
 Ulillillia: Look at me babe I'm with you.
 Knice: Nightmares are dreams, too.
Image 220751   12-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
243
 
 Hokie333: @ignatz Reminds me of the art building at my college. Looked cool, but drafty as shit
 ignatz: Looking at this again I am upset by the horizontal and vertical bars on the inset section which spoil the illusion of a tilted cube. Do it again..
 ignatz: Maximise heat-loss the expensive way.. (radded nonetheless)
Image 220750   12-13-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
142
 
 wolfpk: This must be a bad dream
 Ulillillia: The memes can go in a black hole and die
 Dr Awkward: Dreams can come true
 Side Boob: Can we round up the meme-addled shitlourdes and maybe put them in camps, or something.
 tib gubb: memes are real important
Image 220749   12-13-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
377
 
 greenbean: @mom - the problem is more when all your friends pose every burger they have.
Image 220748   12-13-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
215
 
 Big Baby: Maybe its a James Bond aqua-car
 ThoughtlessGentleman: your corpse is fragmented.
Image 220747   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
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