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257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

257828  withak: Straight Outta Cabinet - KWA. Toothless Records. 2018

257814  dangerkeith3000: Shuck on thish, Trebek!

257815  dangerkeith3000: Hipster Level: 1,000,000

257759  dangerkeith3000: "Mr. Borkfachev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"

257738  VoR: Can't laugh getting child to sleep. ..

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
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5. VeeKay
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9. Side Boob
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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257772 ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.



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watwatwat uploaded 257616 (836 points)
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10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. NotHuman: 1794 points
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14. tess: 1728 points
15. rip odb: 1691 points
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Score:
705
 
 ignatz: Yes, I recall that was amongst the most-plussed comments on this image..
Image 220729   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
395
 
 UltraBeverly: I support this kind of natural selection, it's just so damn slow.
 VeeKay: When you find out your parents vaccinated your cute blonde little brother but not you.
 tib gubb: or you could do like everyone else in the world and homeschool, and deal with measels
 addend: Those who graduate will be... invincible.
 SharkysMachine: I truly want this to be real. Like an antivax leper colony.
 tib gubb: "kemikillz", is that a technical term?
 ignatz: We don't need experts, what we need is opinions!
Image 220728   12-13-17   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
190
 
 Cami: I love it when you call me big pop-ahh.
 cenecia: It was all a dream. I used to order Frosties and ice cream.
 Dr Awkward: And when you get food stuck between your teeth, you can use a ToothPac
Image 220727   12-13-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
480
 
 carpwoman: Well, shit.
 Cami: He's half right.
 Micro Jackson: That only accounts for like 98%
 wolfpk: Yeah life is all about balance, so make sure you include weed and pizza.
 Side Boob: Lies!
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, sometimes you have to eat a hamburger too
 tib gubb: are you kidding? I got the good ones. I paid 7 dollars for them!
 blendedtwice: Guess I'm doing it wrong.
Image 220726   12-13-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
277
 
 titular role: what is that supposed to mean @Himesama
 Mad Collager: She has one mountainous jug.
 Dr Awkward: @Himesama Just a stranger on a bus?
 Himesama: So that's what God looks like
Image 220725   12-13-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
585
 
 Sprinkles: Nelson
 carpwoman: @funny in the wall - I do.
 Cami: They can't not know.
 VeeKay: Never was there three more devoted sisters
 raditzu: The dog looks the smartest.
 addend: Why is she talking into 2 hairbrushes? / Because the dog show is broadcast in stereo.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i will decorate your corpses. wait never mind i will dirty them.
 funny in the wall: i'm jealous: my cat looks nothing like me. my kid does, but who cares?
 Yam: Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Image 220724   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
416
 
 blendedtwice: @Cami It was a double entendre limo joke, but yes, life can become too short, way too fast. For any who find their lives on a calendar I wish the best.
 Cami: @blendedtwice It feels that way right up until your days are numbered.
 addend: Death, too.
 tib gubb: well... you can't hate on a person for being honest
 Ulillillia: buttlimo
 Himesama: Komm Susser Tod.
 skillet: Mr. Shkreli has arrived.
 blendedtwice: Don't forget unbearably long!
Image 220723   12-13-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
641
 
 hosehorse: Is alf responding to the image above? #220723
 wolfpk: That's pretty much what the end of the 80's was to Alf
 FabricMan: I'm listening...
 addend: You go first. No, wait...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i will decorate your corpse.
 RzK: Ha! I kill us
 blendedtwice: Little bit of column A -- Little bit of column B
 Nothing: You may
 tib gubb: alf says what everybody's thinking
Image 220722   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
143
 
 Mad Collager: Loofah Out Loud, bookmatched.
 blendedtwice: When there is LSD in your Loofah
Image 220721   12-13-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
586
 
 t48: Okay!
 tib gubb: i hear that Mr. Jon is a fun dude to hang out with
 ignatz: .............Wa?
 Not A Bot: nature's little miracle
Image 220720   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
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