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228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

228533  dangerkeith3000: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.

228483  White Rice: @Teechur Ayyyyy LMAO

228524  Uncle Phil: I thought the guy on the right was angry about the picture taker, but now I think it's about the big pink fleshlight on the table.

228419  VeeKay: An enema of the people.

228422  VeeKay: Adapt, improvise, overcome. Birbs have started doing this because they have learned that the toxic nicotine keeps lice out of their nests. TRUE STORY.

228427  VeeKay: @VeeKay Blasphemous enough bruh?

228427  VeeKay: Muhammad (may his name be praised) shown with his wife Khadijah; during a visitation from the Archangel Gabriel.

228525  Amy Housewine: LEEEEEROOOY JENKINS

228528  Amy Housewine: Ventriloquist acts are always boring, can't see this one being any different.

228530  barfolomew: @Robespierre It means that the next time I get a kitten it's definitely getting the name "Nitteko."

228517  Sadpygmy: Guest copy?

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. Teechur
7. dangerkeith3000
8. glenalec
9. Aufziehvogel
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete



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Scoo uploaded 228064 (1313 points)
Scoo uploaded 228074 (1040 points)
Scoo uploaded 228018 (1024 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (1013 points)
Scoo uploaded 228077 (1001 points)
qazwsx uploaded 228358 (990 points)
catheter uploaded 228357 (970 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 228153 (942 points)
badger uploaded 228101 (917 points)
Ignatius uploaded 228315 (910 points)
froggyfresh uploaded 228288 (883 points)
Side Boob uploaded 228318 (867 points)
hot hot dog uploaded 228116 (859 points)
nanananana uploaded 228073 (851 points)


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 3. Scoo: 6509 points
 4. Bagels: 5464 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4347 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2408 points
 7. Side Boob: 2390 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
 9. greg: 2012 points
10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. guccigucci: 1827 points
13. zip file: 1776 points
14. nanananana: 1662 points
15. SS Keith: 1567 points
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 Yurishiro: careful with that finger though, you are thumbing up too hard.
 Yurishiro: GOD LISTENS! HALLELUJAH! #220691
 fanny: there! THAT'S the creator i see in my dreams!
 Catcat: On your way to top post, I see
Image 220697   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
358
 
 Yurishiro: @Beeble @Bohab classic Bohab&Beeble.
 FabricMan: How do you unlock this Cuphead level?
 Beeble: @Bohab Only if true.
 Bohab: Racist?
Image 220696   12-13-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
545
 
 Amy Housewine: Musta put some lube-a on that tuba.
 tib gubb: filed under "strange boners"
 Mad Collager: This is what happens when you're on drugs and you play allegro music.
 necronomicon: I didnt expect the leghorn rendition of buttthorn. Foghorn must be so proud.
 NoRagrets: I like a woman whos all legs
 Yurishiro: I get this and it's totally fine, but why also a leg inside the trumpet?
 dangerkeith3000: I wonder how many of those toes I can fit in my mouth.
 Theta Zero: The leg monster from Silent Hill 2 takes up an instrument
Image 220695   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
1065
 
 blendedtwice: I'm really happy Gambit is gunna be in this one. When does it hit Theatres?
 addend: This is supposed to be classy cosplay - The fork goes on the left.
 Science: @Yurishiro: He didn't have a threek handy.
 Yurishiro: Fake, Logan has only 3 claws. The rest is near perfection.
 Bohab: Every school has cutbacks
Image 220694   12-13-17   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
317
 
 Catcat: This comic is actually longer than the actual plan for Iraq War.
 Yurishiro: And that's how Mozilla was born.
 Side Boob: 'Indiscriminate Mess' is my dancing name :P
Image 220693   12-13-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
177
 
 sparename: Is this a minute past eight?
Image 220692   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
134
 
 Amy Housewine: There was definitely a non-mascot fella with sunglasses. I seen 'im.
 Yurishiro: @fanny without the guy on the top of the page our comments now appear as complete nonsense on this pic so 220697#220697 there you go. Permanent reminder.
 Yurishiro: @fanny wait wait...santa isn't WHAT?!?!?
 fanny: @Yurishiro great. now i feel like i just told everyone santa isn't real :(
 Robespierre: Fer hwut?
 Yurishiro: @fanny Maybe he went away because of our comments :( he got spooked like when you notice a deer nearby. Or maybe he never existed and our minds made an extracorporeal connection and had a common hallucination.
 fanny: @Yurishiro and as quickly as he appeared, he has disappeared
 Amy Housewine: Thank you India, thank you terror, thank you disillusionment.
 Yurishiro: @fanny I was hoping for a dude in a huge mascot costume though.
 fanny: and thank you FOR aggro-gator, mystery man on the top of the page!
 Side Boob: Peter Graves is on Australian money?
Image 220691   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
709
 
 tib gubb: the business end of a blade
 VoR: Saving this baby for later.
 glenalec: Nobody can explain what The Point is, Neo.
 Yurishiro: It's the meaning or most important part of what someone says or writes.
 Amy Housewine: "Well, surely, Baz, your 'mates' must realize that there definitely is a point!" "So! A real message of hope and good cheer, there! From Roland, a really ace guy! Drop in and see him for a chat at the Poly!"
Image 220690   12-13-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
248
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: oh hey is that tue furious half inch?
Image 220689   12-13-17   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Image 220688 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by AFanOfSprite. You have brought shame on us, AFanOfSprite.
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