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273606  Mad Collager: OMG! This is right above a Lionel Richie image!

273606  Mad Collager: Stuck on you...

273627  Dr Awkward: Because the math questions havent been updated in 53 years.

273628  Dr Awkward: Bran-Man, here to rescue your bowels from constipation!

273555  FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273505  Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273600  blablabla: How is satyr formed

273610  Lunimeow: Rip beta, 8-track, vinyl, laser disk, zip drive, uh....

273622  Dr Awkward: Pahk the cah in Hahvid Yahd

273627  WTF: Racist if true.

273620  charlemagne: here come the hotstepper

273612  ignatz: (can't edit my typo but actually it's ok)

273612  ignatz: more like BurBaked amitite?

273614  ignatz: (also) Samsung like a canary

273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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Score:
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 blendedtwice: Well he was going about 65, blinking his high beams on and off, but Dasher and Vixen double-dog-dared me to do it, so...
 Greek Fire: @zrj235 "...No sir, I don't like it"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I cant prove it but this deer is a redneck.
 Teechur: Can I, uh...can I food that?
 zrj235: Good morning sir, I'm from channel 3 news, miami. what are your thoughts on global warming?
 Ulillillia: @Shay "No, I'm a caribou!"
 Mad Collager: All she said was, "D'oh!"
 daisy picker: No comment.
 Shay: Sir, do you realize that you're a reindeer?
Image 220230   12-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
402
 
 Mr Bleak: Holidays in Lilliput - a big idea.
 Annoying Vegan : That upcoming Matt Damon movie looks like fun
 Not A Bot: It certainly helps loosen the bowels.
 zrj235: Hey guys this is a pretty cool beach house you've got he OH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS TH
 Annoying Vegan : People do lose a bit of height when they get older.
 bug: Just photoshop me in. No one will know.
Image 220229   12-10-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
378
 
 Greifer: @zrj235 Amen
 wolfpk: *And credit limit
 zrj235: It would be about $NICETRYFUCKER
 jazzjunkie: About tree fiddy.
 WaffleIron: I made the pin number on my corporate card the middle 4 digits. It's the only way I could remember it.
 sparename: It IS a good riddle, I'm not allowed a credit card any more... and I've got fuck-all in the bank. Amen
Image 220228   12-10-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
477
 
 zrj235: Glad to see Chuck Tingle is still publishing.
 jazzjunkie: Relatable.
 mrmaestro: A Drabble Treasury
 WaffleIron: "This book is another one in the series which go through the life of Phil Drabble. Each chapter of the book tells of a major episode in his life. In this book, the episodes started with childhood and school, then the raising of rats, stoats, birds, polecats, weasels and Bill Brock the badger. A great book and a fascinating account of an amazing life and time."
 Nope: *files under euphemisms for vagina*
Image 220227   12-10-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
430
 
 fullofwind: Don't tell me ... American.
 Cami: We'll get two rugs out of that one.
 Hokie333: I don't have to outrun the bear, I have to outrun y-- wait, nevermind...
 zrj235: Huuuurrrrghhh. HURGHPHTPHTuurrrurrgh. *farts* Hooows about themPTHTHTH pick arghghghg nick BARSCKCets ack acks boo boo?
 Skinr: @MabelSyrup I've seen this picture before, and I'm pretty sure it's not shopped. Bears eat a lot when they're getting ready to hibernate, but in Louisiana it never gets cold enough for them to actually hibernate, so they walk along like this.
 CompletelyJoking: Bears have evolved to better fit dumpsters
 Shay: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Image 220226   12-10-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
909
 
 tib gubb: a special kitty
 zrj235: MOEW?
 Derp Herpigan: 'at's my cat.
 Teechur: Thank you for my new blue collar, hooman. But please loosens it a bits?
 Mr. Shine: @Warren G Hardon username/comment context
 HighCactus: Cats are evolving the ability to move their eyes independently, like a chameleon
 sparename: Googly eyes make anything better
 Nope: Perfect guard cat, one eye on you one eye looking out for threats.
Image 220225   12-10-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
534
 
 dobbiesdoogs: calvin!
Image 220224   12-10-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
633
 
 wolfpk: Ok, very funny. NOW OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!
 IM AN ASSHOLE: How to keep the neighbor kids out of your yard this winter
 trelyate: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
 Himesama: When I see the booty
 sparename: Pussicle
Image 220223   12-10-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
355
 
 The Dog Dies: yeah and all but those shoes...ugh...
 zrj235: I would like to order one of each, please.
 Not A Bot: Check out my Exxon Valdez/Alien abduction protest cosplay
 Not A Bot: Somebody done fucked up the SUN logo.
 Remp Wulgus: Beautiful example of perfected craft. Superlight structure with purpose - driven design, harmonised into a unified whole. And a cute chick..
Image 220222   12-10-17   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
202
 
 zrj235: dude, cut your fingernails
 goldman sachs: @Felicity Snotfaucet would be an excellent name for a punk band
 Bu7Z: One of my roommates coined the phrase snot faucet
 WaffleIron: This is exactly what I'm living through right now.
Image 220221   12-10-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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