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232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232932 mexican: *click*

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

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 blendedtwice: Well he was going about 65, blinking his high beams on and off, but Dasher and Vixen double-dog-dared me to do it, so...
 Greek Fire: @zrj235 "...No sir, I don't like it"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I cant prove it but this deer is a redneck.
 Teechur: Can I, uh...can I food that?
 zrj235: Good morning sir, I'm from channel 3 news, miami. what are your thoughts on global warming?
 Ulillillia: @Shay "No, I'm a caribou!"
 Mad Collager: All she said was, "D'oh!"
 glenalec: No comment.
 Shay: Sir, do you realize that you're a reindeer?
Image 220230   12-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
 Mr Bleak: Holidays in Lilliput - a big idea.
 Annoying Vegan : That upcoming Matt Damon movie looks like fun
 Not A Bot: It certainly helps loosen the bowels.
 zrj235: Hey guys this is a pretty cool beach house you've got he OH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS TH
 Annoying Vegan : People do lose a bit of height when they get older.
 bug: Just photoshop me in. No one will know.
Image 220229   12-10-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
 Greifer: @zrj235 Amen
 wolfpk: *And credit limit
 zrj235: It would be about $NICETRYFUCKER
 jazzjunkie: About tree fiddy.
 WaffleIron: I made the pin number on my corporate card the middle 4 digits. It's the only way I could remember it.
 sparename: It IS a good riddle, I'm not allowed a credit card any more... and I've got fuck-all in the bank. Amen
Image 220228   12-10-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
 zrj235: Glad to see Chuck Tingle is still publishing.
 jazzjunkie: Relatable.
 Felicity: A Drabble Treasury
 WaffleIron: "This book is another one in the series which go through the life of Phil Drabble. Each chapter of the book tells of a major episode in his life. In this book, the episodes started with childhood and school, then the raising of rats, stoats, birds, polecats, weasels and Bill Brock the badger. A great book and a fascinating account of an amazing life and time."
 Nope: *files under euphemisms for vagina*
Image 220227   12-10-17   Uploaded by    booger
 Robespierre: Don't tell me ... American.
 Cami: We'll get two rugs out of that one.
 Hokie333: I don't have to outrun the bear, I have to outrun y-- wait, nevermind...
 zrj235: Huuuurrrrghhh. HURGHPHTPHTuurrrurrgh. *farts* Hooows about themPTHTHTH pick arghghghg nick BARSCKCets ack acks boo boo?
 Skinr: @MabelSyrup I've seen this picture before, and I'm pretty sure it's not shopped. Bears eat a lot when they're getting ready to hibernate, but in Louisiana it never gets cold enough for them to actually hibernate, so they walk along like this.
 glenalec: Bears have evolved to better fit dumpsters
 Shay: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Image 220226   12-10-17   Uploaded by    matos
 tib gubb: a special kitty
 zrj235: MOEW?
 Derp Herpigan: 'at's my cat.
 Teechur: Thank you for my new blue collar, hooman. But please loosens it a bits?
 Mr. Shine: @Warren G Hardon username/comment context
 Felicity: Cats are evolving the ability to move their eyes independently, like a chameleon
 sparename: Googly eyes make anything better
 Nope: Perfect guard cat, one eye on you one eye looking out for threats.
Image 220225   12-10-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 dobbiesdoogs: calvin!
Image 220224   12-10-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
 wolfpk: Ok, very funny. NOW OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!
 glenalec: How to keep the neighbor kids out of your yard this winter
 Himesama: When I see the booty
 sparename: Pussicle
Image 220223   12-10-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 Yurishiro: yeah and all but those shoes...ugh...
 zrj235: I would like to order one of each, please.
 Not A Bot: Check out my Exxon Valdez/Alien abduction protest cosplay
 Not A Bot: Somebody done fucked up the SUN logo.
 ignatz: Beautiful example of perfected craft. Superlight structure with purpose - driven design, harmonised into a unified whole. And a cute chick..
Image 220222   12-10-17   Uploaded by    psyops
 zrj235: dude, cut your fingernails
 Felicity: @Felicity Snotfaucet would be an excellent name for a punk band
 Felicity: One of my roommates coined the phrase snot faucet
 WaffleIron: This is exactly what I'm living through right now.
Image 220221   12-10-17   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
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