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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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 blendedtwice: Well he was going about 65, blinking his high beams on and off, but Dasher and Vixen double-dog-dared me to do it, so...
 Greek Fire: @zrj235 "...No sir, I don't like it"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I cant prove it but this deer is a redneck.
 Teechur: Can I, uh...can I food that?
 zrj235: Good morning sir, I'm from channel 3 news, miami. what are your thoughts on global warming?
 Ulillillia: @Shay "No, I'm a caribou!"
 Mad Collager: All she said was, "D'oh!"
 daisy picker: No comment.
 Shay: Sir, do you realize that you're a reindeer?
Image 220230   12-10-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
 Mr Bleak: Holidays in Lilliput - a big idea.
 Annoying Vegan : That upcoming Matt Damon movie looks like fun
 Not A Bot: It certainly helps loosen the bowels.
 zrj235: Hey guys this is a pretty cool beach house you've got he OH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS TH
 Annoying Vegan : People do lose a bit of height when they get older.
 bug: Just photoshop me in. No one will know.
Image 220229   12-10-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
 Greifer: @zrj235 Amen
 wolfpk: *And credit limit
 zrj235: It would be about $NICETRYFUCKER
 jazzjunkie: About tree fiddy.
 WaffleIron: I made the pin number on my corporate card the middle 4 digits. It's the only way I could remember it.
 sparename: It IS a good riddle, I'm not allowed a credit card any more... and I've got fuck-all in the bank. Amen
Image 220228   12-10-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
 zrj235: Glad to see Chuck Tingle is still publishing.
 jazzjunkie: Relatable.
 mrmaestro: A Drabble Treasury
 WaffleIron: "This book is another one in the series which go through the life of Phil Drabble. Each chapter of the book tells of a major episode in his life. In this book, the episodes started with childhood and school, then the raising of rats, stoats, birds, polecats, weasels and Bill Brock the badger. A great book and a fascinating account of an amazing life and time."
 Nope: *files under euphemisms for vagina*
Image 220227   12-10-17   Uploaded by    booger
 fullofwind: Don't tell me ... American.
 Cami: We'll get two rugs out of that one.
 Hokie333: I don't have to outrun the bear, I have to outrun y-- wait, nevermind...
 zrj235: Huuuurrrrghhh. HURGHPHTPHTuurrrurrgh. *farts* Hooows about themPTHTHTH pick arghghghg nick BARSCKCets ack acks boo boo?
 Skinr: @MabelSyrup I've seen this picture before, and I'm pretty sure it's not shopped. Bears eat a lot when they're getting ready to hibernate, but in Louisiana it never gets cold enough for them to actually hibernate, so they walk along like this.
 CompletelyJoking: Bears have evolved to better fit dumpsters
 Shay: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Image 220226   12-10-17   Uploaded by    matos
 tib gubb: a special kitty
 zrj235: MOEW?
 Derp Herpigan: 'at's my cat.
 Teechur: Thank you for my new blue collar, hooman. But please loosens it a bits?
 Mr. Shine: @Warren G Hardon username/comment context
 HighCactus: Cats are evolving the ability to move their eyes independently, like a chameleon
 sparename: Googly eyes make anything better
 Nope: Perfect guard cat, one eye on you one eye looking out for threats.
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 dobbiesdoogs: calvin!
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 wolfpk: Ok, very funny. NOW OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!
 IM AN ASSHOLE: How to keep the neighbor kids out of your yard this winter
 Himesama: When I see the booty
 sparename: Pussicle
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 The Dog Dies: yeah and all but those shoes...ugh...
 zrj235: I would like to order one of each, please.
 Not A Bot: Check out my Exxon Valdez/Alien abduction protest cosplay
 Not A Bot: Somebody done fucked up the SUN logo.
 Remp Wulgus: Beautiful example of perfected craft. Superlight structure with purpose - driven design, harmonised into a unified whole. And a cute chick..
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 zrj235: dude, cut your fingernails
 goldman sachs: @Felicity Snotfaucet would be an excellent name for a punk band
 Bu7Z: One of my roommates coined the phrase snot faucet
 WaffleIron: This is exactly what I'm living through right now.
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