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228242  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Just to clarify, I did not write beautiful people. I said P U S S Y

228242  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Everything you thought you knew about feminism is about to change. Grab on to your beautiful people.

228184  Korrok: Korrok approves.

228245  Warrax: Chapter 1: Why they "gotta go fast."

228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT



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 Kikari: This pleases me. Thanks!@sparename
 zrj235: Just one. Me.
 sparename: @Kikari As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives?
 Kikari: I am sorry, I have never heard of this rhyme, WHAT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS. @Spazstatic
 VoR: Too much
 Spazstatic: @sparename insufficient information. As I've heard the rhyme, it doesn't specify if the man and his wives and sacks of cats and kits were headed in the same direction as the speaker or not. 1 is the minimum we know, but it could be as much as 2752, 49 sacks, and "I".
 cArdent: I'm pretty sure I'd look like the wife in blue if I had to carry 343 cats on my back, barefoot.
 sirgallium: Hahahahaha bumper whack off*
 sirgallium: Got a bumper whack off of the kitties this year
 sparename: Just "I"
 Prostata: Cat ladies bringin' in the harvest
 Side Boob: Still not enough
Image 220165   12-10-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
388
 
 sirgallium: I realized some people are missing out and haven't yet heard the Turn Down for What 'Mo Butt Propane remix
 Felicity: I bet it has a narrow hose
Image 220164   12-10-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
278
 
 glenalec: From the makers of "I can't believe it's not butter"
 Jabberwikket: Shouldn't it be "I'll be swearing if this is water!" ?
 SpaceCow: "Ha ha, no one will intervene in my non-stop slid into terminal alcoholism, ha ha!"
 Cami: Water...and...
 trelyate: well there is technically water in there
 Not A Bot: Hashtag redpill.
Image 220163   12-10-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
341
 
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron sounds good to me. I like nudity, me or other people, it's freedom. That being said, never been to a nudist colony or even a nude beach. Also, robots are nice.
 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Nudity is heroic. I mean, I don't actually know why he's naked and all I just read once (on the friendly spaceship!) that in classical paintings nudity is heroic, so I'm parroting that in hopes of convincing you I understand art, when really all I do is work with robots.
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron that's really interesting. But why is he naked except for the equipment (you see a little bit of penis in one of the photos)? Is that part of his art? Also, the hand is in the same position in all of the photos and kind of detracts from it.
 Felicity: Now *thats* what Shadowrun should look like
 WaffleIron: This is right up my alley! stelarc.org/
Image 220162   12-10-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
554
 
 wolfpk: Glasses get chewed up in 3 2 1..
 Jabberwikket: Who took your stapler, boy ?
 a robot: A few weeks ago my boss found a dog in a parking lot. After a few days of internet posting she found the dog's owner, but the owner could only come pick up the dog at a certain day/time. So on that day the dog came to work with her and we had a whole morning of petting an adorable little dog and getting very little work done. Every day should be dog day at work
 Peach: All floofed up and nowhere to go.
Image 220161   12-10-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
354
 
 VoR: Where's knot birthday?
 bug: Happy unbirthday!
 Amy Housewine: Beautifully Aristotelian.
Image 220160   12-10-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
218
 
 FabricMan: Somebody threw a boombox in the fire? What am I looking at here?
 sparename: Y nos Zoidberg?
Image 220159   12-10-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
436
 
 WaffleIron: Please, Not only did I survive this kind of shit, I managed to get a graduate degree doing it.
 Amy Housewine: It also appears to have made him urinate on the carpet.
 Amy Housewine: Eyes bulging from a recent shock.
Image 220158   12-10-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
191
 
 savvoy: I... really want to wear that as my robes at our next graduation ceremony
 Nope: I want all the things in this picture
Image 220157   12-10-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
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Image 220156   12-10-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
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