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249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249451 Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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Score:
339
 
 Hosebag: What do you say audience? Sassy?
 Rev80: For 88 cents, Jackie has the highest Sass per dollar ratio on the open market
 addend: " Action"? You'll find it at Sassy Jackie.
 WaffleIron: Jackie CAN be a boys name, and CERTAIN countries let people of any orientation and gender identity into their armies.
Image 219794   12-08-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
321
 
 Prostata: So am I. I'm prickley and water-filled too.
 Rev80: Yeah, his mom left him in a desert all alone. He barely had anything to drink and eat. He only survived by his sharp and rought exterior.
 wolfpk: It just needs a good petting.
 WaffleIron: Which is cute sounding but really they're trying to trigger some kind of pity instinct to move substandard merchandise.
 Dresdenkeogh: C'est moi
Image 219793   12-08-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
292
 
 Rev80: Still makes more sense than a Congessional hearing.
 WaffleIron: I's the buy the builds the boat, and I's the buy that sails 'er.
Image 219792   12-08-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
417
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: shutyermouthbeforetheyfind-....HEY! We were just talking about you! Everything good?
Image 219791   12-08-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
336
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The original wing man
 Hosebag: Keep your paws off my Heiny!
 kornisjon: Rickety Cricket is at it again
 Dresdenkeogh: @space they're very difficult to pull off
Image 219790   12-08-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
285
 
 brian greene: stop taking the piss out of roads that stutter
 trelyate: instructions unclear, stopped stopping, got T-boned in intersection
 Teechur: This is how ABS brakes work, I think.
 E. HONDA: hhaammmmeerrttiimmee
 Cami: ..and when you see the third stop, apply your brakes.
 BFHoodrich: Tthhee ffuunnkk ssoouull bbrrootthheerr
 addend: "One time there was an earthquake..."
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre - when, tho ?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: max headroom as a painter.
 GoodSir: The Sunset? Is that Golden Gate Park at the end of the street?
 WaffleIron: Just another drunk bus ride home at 630 in the morning.
Image 219789   12-08-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
554
 
 Cami: Hands off. I don't know what happened to your 'shrooms.
 sirgallium: derp
 Dresdenkeogh: The anesthetic just set in
 WaffleIron: There's a little girl who makes the same face on the internet.
Image 219788   12-08-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
467
 
 Capital: Thats a lot of food for one
 sparename: Loneliness intensifies..
 Rev80: Not for much longer with a diet like that...
 addend: Yes, that's Miss Marie T. Smith.
Image 219787   12-08-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Image 219786 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waynelord. You have brought shame on us, waynelord.
Score:
183
 
 Rev80: This is why Goth was created.
 foreversmug: Since I'm not like anybody else, does that make me a conformist? Horrors!
 addend: "Life of Brian"?
Image 219785   12-08-17   Uploaded by    turtled
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