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272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

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272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!



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 White Rice: @Teechur slight differences in flavor due to different quantities of the differing ingredients, the big one being sugar content (if I recall, Pepsi was highest, RC was lowest, but they change it up often enough I could be wrong now). That, and this way the place could avoid people complaining about having the wrong (I put quotes around wrong, but theyre probably still not showing up) type of cola.
 bug: @Teechur Americans not only love their diabetes-juice, they're very particular about which type of diabetes-juice.
 Science: Ok, the art is terrible, but I laughed.
 Teechur: @White Rice Why? Is there a difference? (I'll just sit over here and watch the fun that will now ensue.)
 Catcat: Dad joke meets 9-year-old's drawing skills.
 White Rice: @Pickle Dick False. I used to frequent a pizza place that had Coke, Pepsi AND RC Cola.
Image 219541   12-07-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
388
 
 Social Vegan: Final destination gets a happy ending?
 Teechur: This is pine.
 jazzjunkie: :)
Image 219540   12-07-17   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
225
 
Image 219539   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
151
 
 Nymphomania: I think it is actually a cob of corn?
 pusha p: Tempura pizza?
Image 219538   12-07-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
171
 
 kornisjon: I guess not everyone is amused by salads.
 Catcat: @kate shutupton he's just a a teen?
Image 219537   12-07-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
293
 
 Chest Rockwell: Chill out kid, I'm always wide open throttle in my BMW M8.
Image 219536   12-07-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
208
 
 trelyate: assage
 Catcat: Asexuals Go Home
 Knice: Rage Rage Passage
 Chest Rockwell: OK, I'll just get a penis massage then.
 trepanation: Excuse me...?
Image 219535   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
377
 
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie This is the exact opposite of what is going through birb's brain!
 tib gubb: oh hey, it's me playing video games
 jazzjunkie: No sexual; do not ask!!
Image 219534   12-07-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
351
 
 agentpaint: I honestly wonder if those cheap inflatable dolls are ever bought to be actually used (as opposed to as gag gifts or party decorations).
 furneim: God that thing is creepy!
 Catcat: You Bayley Jay doll is losing an attachment, sir.
 Not A Bot: Inspired by "A Christmas Story"
 Teechur: You, uh, dropped something.
 Himesama: Please don't take pictures of my car.
Image 219533   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
289
 
 Catcat: @tib gubb "Yellow Peril..."
 Peddy Tenderglass: For a dog this is "50 shades of gray"
 tib gubb: did you know that westerners have over 100 words for "yellow"?
Image 219532   12-07-17   Uploaded by    ani625
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