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272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

272283  addend: Mmm, plague.

272286  craftjunk: Fried foods and pasteurized cheese are culture right?

272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

272286  addend: Why grandma's sofa had the plastic slipcover.

272283  a robot: Well this is basically the cutest thing ever!

272286  addend: ...cushion pushes /you/.

272286  addend: Recliner? I hardly know 'er!

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1. tib gubb
2. Teechur
3. Mr Bleak
4. Not A Bot
5. addend
6. Air Biscuit
7. dangerkeith3000
8. a robot
9. Mad Collager
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (892 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (829 points)
Back Door Dan uploaded 271791 (824 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (802 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (796 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 271845 (782 points)
maura uploaded 271820 (776 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (758 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4559 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3791 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3251 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2928 points
 6. celtic: 2400 points
 7. youshall: 2211 points
 8. grizzly: 1992 points
 9. JollyWell: 1977 points
10. Albo Grungus: 1913 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
13. brutal: 1574 points
14. Tacorleone: 1465 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
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Score:
151
 
 Nymphomania: I think it is actually a cob of corn?
 pusha p: Tempura pizza?
Image 219538   12-07-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
171
 
 kornisjon: I guess not everyone is amused by salads.
 Catcat: @kate shutupton he's just a a teen?
Image 219537   12-07-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
293
 
 Chest Rockwell: Chill out kid, I'm always wide open throttle in my BMW M8.
Image 219536   12-07-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
208
 
 trelyate: assage
 Catcat: Asexuals Go Home
 Knice: Rage Rage Passage
 Chest Rockwell: OK, I'll just get a penis massage then.
 trepanation: Excuse me...?
Image 219535   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
377
 
 Teechur: @jazzjunkie This is the exact opposite of what is going through birb's brain!
 tib gubb: oh hey, it's me playing video games
 jazzjunkie: No sexual; do not ask!!
Image 219534   12-07-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
351
 
 agentpaint: I honestly wonder if those cheap inflatable dolls are ever bought to be actually used (as opposed to as gag gifts or party decorations).
 furneim: God that thing is creepy!
 Catcat: You Bayley Jay doll is losing an attachment, sir.
 Not A Bot: Inspired by "A Christmas Story"
 Teechur: You, uh, dropped something.
 Himesama: Please don't take pictures of my car.
Image 219533   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
289
 
 Catcat: @tib gubb "Yellow Peril..."
 Peddy Tenderglass: For a dog this is "50 shades of gray"
 tib gubb: did you know that westerners have over 100 words for "yellow"?
Image 219532   12-07-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
255
 
 furneim: That's either a tiny basket or a huge Pomeranian!
 addend: It puts the pupper in the basket.
Image 219531   12-07-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
161
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "I wish you were beer!"
Image 219530   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
429
 
 furneim: To be fixed - high velocity unintentional spitting "gleeking" while yawning.
 Catcat: @berlin I would have done that, too.
 rubix1924: The body text looks like a GEOS font
 weirduncle: To Do: Fix bug where hyphens get used as em-dashes
Image 219529   12-06-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
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