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268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

268710  antipatterns: DOCTORS ARE A TYPE OF COP. WATCH OUT

268729  antipatterns: I can hear the handwringing judgement from here

268705  Otterman: Great, now I want pizza

268734  Otterman: Me too, captioner. Me too.

268754  Mr. Whiskers: My drug dealer was like "Is Pepsi ok?"

268018  Mr Bleak: @WTF They wouldn't do that, they are both "in space" - they might confuse the sun with a giant candle.

268028  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 He's a Paralympian.

268730  Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268716  lecj07: We're watching animal porn! Up next, "Mary had a little lamb".

268720  lecj07: Good dogs like this are so rad. We learned to walk by pulling ourselves up on the family dog then holding on to him.

268744  FabricMan: You KNOW there's going to be a large puddle there within the hour

268726  lecj07: @trelyate how about no?

268740  lecj07: @ignatz Mothers often do have a few traces of fathers in them, yes.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug



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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
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 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
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11. wordjones: 1506 points
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Score:
351
 
 agentpaint: I honestly wonder if those cheap inflatable dolls are ever bought to be actually used (as opposed to as gag gifts or party decorations).
 furneim: God that thing is creepy!
 Catcat: You Bayley Jay doll is losing an attachment, sir.
 Not A Bot: Inspired by "A Christmas Story"
 Teechur: You, uh, dropped something.
 Himesama: Please don't take pictures of my car.
Image 219533   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
289
 
 Catcat: @tib gubb "Yellow Peril..."
 Peddy Tenderglass: For a dog this is "50 shades of gray"
 tib gubb: did you know that westerners have over 100 words for "yellow"?
Image 219532   12-07-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
255
 
 furneim: That's either a tiny basket or a huge Pomeranian!
 addend: It puts the pupper in the basket.
Image 219531   12-07-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
161
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "I wish you were beer!"
Image 219530   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
429
 
 furneim: To be fixed - high velocity unintentional spitting "gleeking" while yawning.
 Catcat: @berlin I would have done that, too.
 rubix1924: The body text looks like a GEOS font
 weirduncle: To Do: Fix bug where hyphens get used as em-dashes
Image 219529   12-06-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
170
 
 1979: Got Phimosis?
Image 219528   12-06-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
258
 
 taiko: Dizzyland - The World's Most Intoxicated Place!
 tib gubb: disney land... it's magical!
 pusha p: The copyright finally expired. ... (3047ad)
Image 219527   12-06-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
423
 
 Spazstatic: @Whatever originally they were doing famous robots/Androids, Astro, Bender, but then I think there was concern over legal issues or something, but they switched and we had Cupcake, Donut, etc.
 Whatever: Android cant really be healthy for you if they keep on giving it junk food code names like Oreo
 Teechur: Upgraded.
Image 219526   12-06-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
237
 
 phonk: @glenalec - and today I have a suspicious white stain on the front of my shirt. It's toothpaste! Honest!
 Catcat: How hard did you press that?
 Science: I wear khakis at work and usually turn the sink on too high and get the resulting jet of water all over the front of my pants. Nothing like walking out of the restroom looking like you didn't do your final shake.
 when so: It's fanservice time!
 Side Boob: Good luck explaining that
 Butcherboy: That usually happens after the lotion for me
 bigASShobo: I soap/shampoo-bukkake myself sometimes too.
Image 219525   12-06-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
481
 
 furneim: They are shinier than those bad-fake blades, quit hogging the oil!
 youshall: Good thinking.
 Amy Housewine: One mastered the blade, the other studied the blockchain.
 WTF: "Premium Soulsonic Megajive" by 2 Tru 4 U
 Ulillillia: "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky-See Funky-Do
 Nope: Guys, you aren't dancing you are rioting
Image 219524   12-06-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
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