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272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

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1. tib gubb
2. Teechur
3. Mr Bleak
4. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (829 points)
Back Door Dan uploaded 271791 (824 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
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maura uploaded 271820 (776 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (758 points)


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10. Albo Grungus: 1938 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
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Score:
289
 
 Catcat: @tib gubb "Yellow Peril..."
 Peddy Tenderglass: For a dog this is "50 shades of gray"
 tib gubb: did you know that westerners have over 100 words for "yellow"?
Image 219532   12-07-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
255
 
 furneim: That's either a tiny basket or a huge Pomeranian!
 addend: It puts the pupper in the basket.
Image 219531   12-07-17   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
161
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "I wish you were beer!"
Image 219530   12-07-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
429
 
 furneim: To be fixed - high velocity unintentional spitting "gleeking" while yawning.
 Catcat: @berlin I would have done that, too.
 rubix1924: The body text looks like a GEOS font
 weirduncle: To Do: Fix bug where hyphens get used as em-dashes
Image 219529   12-06-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
170
 
 1979: Got Phimosis?
Image 219528   12-06-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
258
 
 taiko: Dizzyland - The World's Most Intoxicated Place!
 tib gubb: disney land... it's magical!
 pusha p: The copyright finally expired. ... (3047ad)
Image 219527   12-06-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
423
 
 Spazstatic: @Whatever originally they were doing famous robots/Androids, Astro, Bender, but then I think there was concern over legal issues or something, but they switched and we had Cupcake, Donut, etc.
 Whatever: Android cant really be healthy for you if they keep on giving it junk food code names like Oreo
 Teechur: Upgraded.
Image 219526   12-06-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
237
 
 phonk: @glenalec - and today I have a suspicious white stain on the front of my shirt. It's toothpaste! Honest!
 Catcat: How hard did you press that?
 Science: I wear khakis at work and usually turn the sink on too high and get the resulting jet of water all over the front of my pants. Nothing like walking out of the restroom looking like you didn't do your final shake.
 when so: It's fanservice time!
 Side Boob: Good luck explaining that
 Butcherboy: That usually happens after the lotion for me
 bigASShobo: I soap/shampoo-bukkake myself sometimes too.
Image 219525   12-06-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
481
 
 furneim: They are shinier than those bad-fake blades, quit hogging the oil!
 youshall: Good thinking.
 Amy Housewine: One mastered the blade, the other studied the blockchain.
 WTF: "Premium Soulsonic Megajive" by 2 Tru 4 U
 Ulillillia: "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky-See Funky-Do
 Nope: Guys, you aren't dancing you are rioting
Image 219524   12-06-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
671
 
 Mr Bleak: If I fits, I am the messiah.
 furneim: @furneim *meowsiah
 furneim: The cat is actually trying to hatch the nessiah
 petepuma: @when so Or The Immacucat Conception?
 FabricMan: Every cat thinks like that
 flatluigi: Ancient Egyptian nativity display
 a robot: I dig Joseph's pink robes. That's a bold fashion choice.
 when so: The Immeowculate Conception
Image 219523   12-06-17   Uploaded by    cenecia
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