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244454  Shay: BUY NOW OR I WILL DISINTEGRATE YOUR BALLS.

244311  FireBreathingMarmot: His mom started him on a balance bike.

244323  FireBreathingMarmot: He made a lot of nickels today.

244455  Shay: I hope that's mustard...

244331  FireBreathingMarmot: I'm convinced it's the same people who manufacture hot sauce, craft beer, guitar and effects pedals.

244331  FireBreathingMarmot: "You want to know what you're eating, in a society in which regulatory institutions look out for businesses instead of people?! Haha - you're an idiot!"

244460  lecj07: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien planet.

244436  Dr Awkward: So THAT'S what red hair feels like.

244430  lecj07: Photoshop it into mascot please.

244431  lecj07: Smells better now.

244353  FireBreathingMarmot: Alien abduction. His friends will never believe.

244459  ThoughtlessGentleman: a cousin of mine told me about watching a drunk driver get pulled over while he sat in a diner. guy gets out of his car with a milk crate tied to him. safety first.

244432  lecj07: Well duh, why do you think Leo had all those inventions?

244354  FireBreathingMarmot: Bag Balm is good stuff. Heard about it from dermatologist.

244433  lecj07: Do you wanna have a beer maaaan?

244359  FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244434  lecj07: @WTF Noticably F.A.T.

244435  lecj07: Seussian! In my head it sounds like an army coming crossed with a giant insect.

244458  bug: @Not A Bot Historically, that is also pretty accurate

244436  lecj07: @GrannyM A ginger who asks before taking souls? What a delightful twist!

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1. Yurishiro
2. lecj07
3. glenalec
4. Felicity
5. WannaBee
6. dangerkeith3000
7. Side Boob
8. tib gubb
9. Scoo
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244419 XLY: *PRRrrrrt

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 Felicity: Years ago, this used to be the first result when you would Google image search the word /splat/

244294 Malkchic: That looks like it'd be extremely uncomfortable



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ping uploaded 244012 (1299 points)
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Annoying Vegan uploaded 244320 (1280 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1279 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1254 points)
fishing uploaded 244344 (1253 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
Side Boob uploaded 244300 (1149 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1136 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1132 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (1045 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1029 points)
Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 9279 points
 3. Yurishiro: 6268 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 5619 points
 5. Side Boob: 4912 points
 6. Scoo: 4632 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3615 points
 8. a robot: 3036 points
 9. Mr. Butt: 2953 points
10. foreversmug: 2932 points
11. Warrax: 2725 points
12. waaaaaat: 2703 points
13. dingding: 2656 points
14. E. HONDA: 2599 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 2337 points
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 furneim: Superior they said never gives up her dead... (Are bodies of water female??)
 jazzjunkie: Great, now it's stuck in my head...
 Yam: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Image 219514   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
511
 
 furneim: Needs an arrow pointing to the eyes and a big U drawn on it
 jazzjunkie: Roses only last like a couple weeks, and that's if you leave them in water, and they really only exist to be pretty. So that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance". But potatos last for fucking ever, man. In fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack... and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
 tokyopig: Please god don't let this spud be a dud.
 glenalec: Do treat me like potato.
 Niels Bohr: You are my love angle.
 addend: Aww, you're someone's potato.
Image 219513   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
247
 
 furneim: The bottom image just gets crazier the longer you look at it
 Sadbot: I like stealing those signs and then never coming back to such a confrontational shop
Image 219512   12-06-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
562
 
 furneim: Much cooler trophy now
 Dr Awkward: @addend I think you mean "Best Boy Balls"
 addend: "Best Ballboy of 2014".
Image 219511   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
268
 
 furneim: Cat thinks it's a window
 when so: Toasty...
Image 219510   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
401
 
 Skaalar: All I want in life is to be able to fall asleep with my head in someones lap. Also I want a new bed frame.
Image 219509   12-06-17   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
123
 
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever The candy bar maker also ran a Marathon ... (non old UK residents may not understand)
 Science: Wow. I can read Russian now!
 Whatever: Fact: Snickers was the name of the candy bar makers horse...
Image 219508   12-06-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
156
 
 jazzjunkie: Looks extreme!
 raditzu: Porn for women?
 Dr Awkward: Iron clad
 Ulillillia: This Maroon 5 video is weird.
 glenalec: You came to the wrong neighborhood, unless you want your slacks pressed, that is!
Image 219507   12-06-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
241
 
 Bohab: Shut up, Todd!
 tib gubb: i couldn't agree more, misshapen elf
 BlarfyB: Big deal.
 Ulillillia: I'm still a rock star
Image 219506   12-06-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
602
 
 Felicity: @luxbu The Wife Dodger/Larry
 a robot: @Yam Where everybody knows your name?
 Yam: I wish I had a Moes Tavern. Alcoholism aside, its nice to have a place like that.
 White Rice: @RiderFan @luxbu come on guys, thats Sam! Everybody knows Sam. What Im wondering is where Larry is (barfly #2)
 Dr Awkward: [checks palm] "Carl = black. Lenny = white"
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron Joe Piscopo as Moe, Jack Black as Barney, Chris Rock as Carl, and Ray Romano as Lenny
 RiderFan: @luxbu Barfly 1. No, really.
 Ulillillia: The Drunken Clam
 WaffleIron: Starring James Gandolfini as Homer.
Image 219505   12-06-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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